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Good morning everyone.
I would be happy if you could say good morning in Japanese too.
It's a 26 hour mobpi talk.
On March 31st, we will have a one-man live at Nippon Budokan.
The event is about selling tickets.
Guests will appear every hour.
Guests will cooperate and sell a lot of Budokan tickets.
It's a long-term project.
We also have gifts for you.
If you can sell more than 10 tickets in one hour, we will give you a gift.
If you can sell more than 20 tickets, we will give you a very luxurious gift.
I would be happy if you could sell it with me.
Thank you for your support.
Tickets are fixed.
Mobpi-chan is fixing it now.
You can buy it at a fixed price.
You can also buy it at a discounted price.
If you buy it, you will receive a notification and you can get it.
Mobpi-chan has a happy reward for every 50 tickets.
I'm dying of pain because of you.
I'm waiting for 50 tickets to sell soon.
Message fixed.
If you can sell more than 50 tickets, I will give you a gift.
It's a talk show where you entertain your guests by selling a Budokan ticket.
It's a long-term project.
It will continue for another 20 hours.
20 hours? No, 18 hours.
It starts at 9 o'clock.
It's 1/17.
Let's do it for another 20 hours.
Our next guest is this person.
Please come in.
I'll take the seat first.
I'll post it on X, so I'd be happy if you retweeted it.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Takei Kazuhiro, a former road racer and current business producer.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Matsumori Hippe, a former A-class rider and president and producer of Nippon Watcha Cha.
I'm here to give you a pepe talk.
A pepe talk!
I know people in the bathroom are always chatting, but it's "p" time on Thursday mornings at 6 a.m.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
For those of you who are watching the stream...
I've never heard of it before.
There may be a lot of people in the bicycle industry.
It's been about four or five years since I retired.
Do you remember me, Takei?
If you remember me, I'm the star of the day.
If you like my talk, please buy a ticket to the Budokan.
I'm happy about that.
By the way, did you post it on X?
The link has changed.
Really?
Can you get me my cell phone again?
It's right here.
As expected of you!
The link has changed, so I'd be happy if you could tweet me.
"Toshiya-chan, good luck with the election."
Thank you.
That's right.
A former professional...
Road racer.
A professional bicycle racer.
That's right.
I'm not wrong.
A professional bicycle racer came to see me.
Recently, he found out about Nippon Watcha Cha.
Recently, yes.
About three months ago.
About three months ago, he found out about me.
After watching my live performance, he said, "Mob-san, you scared me."
I thought he was the type of person who would fall in love with me.
He said, "All at once?"
I was like, "What are you talking about?"
"All at once?"
I was like, "Hmm? What do you mean?"
But this is your usual attitude, isn't it?
Yes, it's like that every time.
I just noticed something genius.
Genius?
In short.
Are you a genius?
Yes, I noticed.
"Mr. Ippei, hey!" That's how it starts.
It's important these days.
You save it up and say, "Mr. Ippei, hey!"
At first, I said, "Hey, hey, hey!"
But now I have to say, "Mr. Ippei, hey!"
"Oh, you're not feeling well?"
The person who wants to hear Mr. Ippei's talk is already a Pepepan.
I don't want it.
I am no different.
So it's a minute or a check or something like that
but after talking about Ippei-san
I'll praise Mob-san's nice place
and I'll end up talking about Ippei-san for about a minute and say "MOB's good points!"
"Oh, I don't have time, so I'll do it again next time." Everyone takes it for me.
All of us.
You're going evenly, right?
That's right, all of the members go evenly, so basically, "Ah, I ended up not listening."
By the way, today's Budokan ticket is okay even if it's not Mob-san's preference, right?
We're looking at Mob-san's preference.
Ah, I see.
That's right. So it can be Mob-san's preference, but it's okay for the president to buy it.
I understand.
Yes.
Okay, cyclists, please get Mob-mob tickets.
Mob tickets... Ah, that's right, we're usually managing with Mob tickets right now.
It's been four or five years since I retired, but it's been a while since Takei came back to the front stage.
It's Takei!
It's only been an hour. If it sells well, there might be a special production.
Oh!
You might be able to see Takei dancing.
Takei dancing!
Did you usually dance when you were a pro cyclist?
No, I didn't dance. I've danced, but I have a talk show.
Ah, you do have a talk show.
Not just one person, but about three people.
Oh, you're saying the same thing as an idol.
No, you have friends and family, right?
You have someone, right?
I like it.
Buy it and go with momentum. Become a cyclist and go!
Oh!
From 6 in the morning, because you are watching me, people of Asahi Quest! By the way, if it sells, it will be "chirin chirin"
Oh, that's good. That's right, it's easy to understand, so yes. Thank you very much.
You want to hear about that bicycle, don't you? I don't know much about it, but you know, like "spend money"
Like a horse-drawn chariot. A horse-drawn chariot? That's a wheelbarrow, isn't it?
Huh? It's different!
The wheelbarrow is used for a roundabout or a truck, but the road race I used to do is used to block traffic.
Oh! Road racer... What is it?
Do you work hard and get a bike? That's for sure!
It's a weak pedal! Oh, that's right! My brother did it for a while.
Oh, uh... sports bicycles... Oh, that's right!
When I was in high school, I only had two months and bought expensive bicycles and quit.
Oh, yes! I was doing a job that maximized it.
Oh! Are you a "pro" when you get a sponsor? Is there a school or something like that?
No, uh... I registered for a company, registered for an association, and when my rank went up and reached a certain level, I was called a "pro".
Oh! So how old were you when you were a "pro"?
Uh... I made my debut when I was 20.
Oh! You made your debut at 20 and you've been doing it ever since?
I haven't done it.
Huh? What do you mean?
When I entered college and started competing, I practiced like a dead man for a year and somehow passed the test.
Isn't it amazing? How normal is it for you to pass?
It's pretty scattered, but I was the only one who passed without experience.
Wow, that's amazing.
Yeah, you know, the YouTube comments are the most excited I've ever seen.
You're just an otaku, aren't you?
Isn't it "oseji"?
It's not "oseji". It's the most...
"zundo" "zundo"
Really?
Yes, my nickname is "zundo".
Yes, you are "zundo".
Why did you want to learn how to ride a bicycle seriously?
I've liked cycling since I was little.
But I didn't do sports.
I did martial arts in middle school and high school.
That's why you have a good physique.
That's right.
I haven't caught up with Ippei-san yet.
Ippei-san is just fat.
I don't have enough volume yet.
Because I did martial arts in middle school and high school, I was disqualified every year.
I see.
Because you fought a lot.
If you fight back when you are attacked, your opponent will be injured.
You were strong.
I wasn't attacked from this side.
I had a small face.
I was entangled.
I see.
If you are entangled, you are strong.
And you win, so you are disqualified.
That's right.
You are like a protagonist.
This is not good.
From college, I started to do sports that don't cause injuries.
I started to like cycling.
I see.
Did you work hard for a year to become a professional from the beginning?
That's not true.
When I first participated in the city race, there were people who had great results.
I was wondering who they were.
They were from a certain team.
It was a team with a sponsor of my favorite bicycle manufacturer.
I see.
There is such a team.
I want to join it, too.
That's great.
I was serious about cycling.
I see.
I admired you for a year.
Yes.
You started cycling from there, didn't you?
Yes.
You said you went to college, didn't you?
I did it while I was alive.
When I wanted to do it seriously, I went to college.
You went to college.
Yes.
How long did you stay in Japan? Did you graduate?
I went to an institute and graduated.
You went to an institute and graduated.
I also went to an institute and graduated, so we have something in common, don't we?
We graduated from the same time, when we were in our third year of college.
Yes, yes, we are the same.
People who graduate in their third year of college can achieve something.
If you can achieve something by going to an institute and graduating, isn't it better to be a tutor?
It's not like that.
Mr. Ippei is a tutor.
I was told that.
You've been saying that for a long time.
I just saved it up.
I was told that three months before I graduated.
You remember it well.
Yes, and Mr. Ippei's third year of college, and my older brother's, too.
If you really change your name, you'll get in right away.
That's not true.
Well, it depends on the department.
My older brother's department is...
All people with third-year relationships are allowed now.
Yes, so it depends on the department.
There are also smart departments, of course.
Yes.
But you really like Mr. Ippei, don't you?
Yes.
From what I've heard, he's a very talented sportsman.
And for how many years have you been a boat racer?
Um... I'm not a boat racer.
That's right. I haven't been told that for a long time.
I'm a road racer.
I've been a road racer for five years.
Five years! Until I was 25.
So you've been doing it until you were about my age.
You're almost the same age you started.
You started when you were 20.
And you finished high school at the same time.
That's right.
How long does it last for professionals?
It's really different.
People who start early
quit in about a year.
I see.
And people who are older than 40
quit.
Oh, it's a long sport.
People who quit because it's too short
can't stand the pressure
from their injuries or fans.
I see.
It's like quitting as an idol.
That's right.
What kind of pressure do you feel?
Well, I think it's easy to understand what kind of pressure you feel, but...
Oh, there's a pressure.
Yes, there is.
What kind of pressure do you feel?
Well, for example, when I read an interview article,
I get comments like, "If you work hard, it won't affect the industry."
There are many examples of trying to change the industry.
Some people say things like, "Even if you work hard, it won't affect the industry."
Which layer is saying that?
Well... How should I say it?
They are middle-aged, half-baked rich people...
Half-baked rich people!
Old men who like advice.
Yes, yes. I see them a lot in idols, too!
I see.
So, why did you quit 5 years ago?
Oh, that's...
It's the opposite of myself and it's a huge price.
At the time, I had a girlfriend who was engaged.
Oh, you did say that.
Yes.
Road races are extremely dangerous.
You can go down a slope of 100km or ride a bicycle.
You get into accidents many times a year.
You can't continue doing such dangerous things when you have a family.
So we talked and decided to retire.
But...
She dumped me.
Why?!
Why did she dump you?
I wanted to be a player's wife first.
Oh!
So you were dating with honor.
Yes.
I see.
And about normal jobs...
Like sales jobs...
She said that people who work for sales look like swindlers.
So you wanted her to work hard for her dream.
Yes, that's how it was.
But my ideal was too high.
I see. Your girlfriend's...
Yes, that's right.
So...
She dumped me.
She dumped you when you quit.
Yes.
I see.
When I asked for sad episodes on Instagram for Christmas, Motokano sent me all of them.
Was it on Christmas?
It's close to Christmas, but I sent you "kimchi" as a result of searching for red and white food because the cake was sold out on Christmas.
I see.
It's funny, but it's too twisted.
I wanted you to eat it because you boasted about being a realist.
I also sent you a video of a man spending Christmas alone.
It’s called “Christmas male single.”
I see.
You can watch it on YouTube.
Yes, I used it for a competition.
I didn't have it, but the ticket sold seven times!
Who?
There are quite a few people who say "I bought it" in the comments.
Who?
It's better than "idol".
I remembered it as "sake".
"yutan", "dynamant", "yutan"
"yutan", thank you!
"yutan" bought it for me.
"yutan", thank you so much!
It's "okayama", isn't it?
It's "okayama", "yutan"!
"yutan" bought three tickets to challenge.
Wow!
It's amazing that someone bought four tickets!
I can see how much you love each other.
Thank you!
So, Zundo-chan...
Your fans call you "Wachapo-san"
They like you as an idol called "Blue Goat-san" and that's where you got your nickname.
When I called you for this mob talk, I thought your fans might not like it.
So I asked your fans.
"I'd like to call you "Pro Racer" but I hope your fans won't dislike it."
"Oh, Zundo?"
"Of course! Of course! Of course!"
It was sold cheap!
I thought your fans love you wherever you are.
Thank you for saying that in a nice way.
When I asked one of your fans "Would you like me to ask you?"
Other people said "No problem!"
I think many of your fans are like that.
Yutta said "I'll take you to your friends."
Thank you!
I think it's amazing that you love people like that.
Thank you!
I can only say "thank you" now.
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
Thank you, Wachapo!
Thank you!
Oh!
Yes!
I respect you, Ippei-san.
You're wearing the same outfit you always wear.
Can you turn your head?
Ippei-san, don't be such a coward!
You're so chubby!
You're hungry, aren't you?
Ippei-san, you sometimes wear white shirts, don't you?
I've been wearing black shirts recently.
I also brought white shirts for this year.
Oh!
And this is...
Isn't it your second anniversary T-shirt?
I borrowed it from Wachapo.
You borrowed it!
Yes.
It's the one you designed.
Oh, is it?
It's perfect for you.
"Wachacha People"
It's your second anniversary.
It's a waste not to wear it.
I think I'll change it every time it sells.
You're an idol!
You're so conscious!
You notify us and do something for us every time it sells!
You are excellent!
I can see why you can succeed in everything!
How many times did it sell?
Can I wear it 7 times?
No, no, no!
It's true!
It's the number of times, so I'll wear it once.
It's the number of times, so you'll wear it once!
Oh, you'll just wear it and take it off, right?
Can you wear it once?
Getter, buy me 3 of them and bring me some of your friends.
Who moved it?
It's in the back.
It's flying now.
The person who moved it lent it to me.
It brings back memories!
Isn't it "wachachapipo"?
I think it's "sawagewachachapipo".
"wachapo" didn't have a fan name for about 2 years.
"wachachapipo" got a fan name around this time.
It brings back memories!
It looks good on you!
Thank you very much!
7 of them!
Does it look like you?
No, it doesn't!
I've never seen Ippei-san wearing this T-shirt!
I only laugh when I'm wearing it.
Thank you very much!
Kel-chan also bought it for me!
Even though you're wearing it now?
Do you know who Kel-chan is?
Kel-chan is...
I think you're one of the 7 people who bought it.
Kel-chan is...
Wait a minute!
Osaka...
Can I say it?
The total number of tickets you bought is...
I bought 15 of them!
You're an idol!
You know what?
Maybe...
In the past...
You might have sold the most!
I won't give you a dollar!
That's a flag!
By the way, you have 20 tickets now.
You have a maximum of 20 tickets.
But at this speed...
You're the fastest and you're selling well!
That's amazing!
At first, I was really scared of calling a cyclist.
Is that so?
If you don't sell well with this...
Does it mean that your name value has been reduced by 5 years?
That's true!
While you're resting...
Wait a minute!
It sold 24 copies!
Seriously?!
It sold the most!
Where? Huh?
It sold the most?
Thank you!
It's too amazing!
But if it sold like crazy here...
It's possible that it sold the most in 26 hours in total!
The higher you raise it, the more Murphy's Law will work.
I don't know! I don't know Murphy's Law!
What's that?
It's like, "I'm going to get the flag back."
No, no, no! This is amazing!
Well...
"Since you're resting, say it at the event."
Hey!
I'm resting...
Oh, right! I was thinking of selling this to you, but...
I'll give you this as a gift!
Were you trying to sell something?
Then, let's do that!
I'll give you one, but...
If you can sell another 30 copies...
I'll give you that as a gift!
First of all, you've already sold 24 copies!
A while ago...
We went out with Ippei-san for Baki Baki Beat, right?
Yes, yes!
This is the picture we took at that time!
Here it is!
Bam!
I'm getting excited!
Wow!
This is from a ramen shop called "Zundooyasan"!
And Ippei-san's two-shot!
Wow!
I'll give you this as a gift.
Can I?
Yes.
I'm shaking.
I'm sorry, but before I explain this, you're already 31 years old!
What should we do, Zundo-chan? One more, right?
I want it!
One more is...
It says "Zundo" in English, but the next one is this "Hiragana Zundo" two-shot!
Wow!
I want it!
And it's Ippei-san's!
Ippei-san's!
Let's have Zundo-chan set a goal for you, and if it comes true...
This is...
It's not easy at all, but you're already selling a lot!
I'm 30 years old now.
You're 30 years old now.
Oh, here it is!
"Takei, I bought your promised ticket!"
And Shami-san!
Oh, Shami-san!
"I'm going to your concert, so I hope you like it!"
Shima-chan is doing it, too!
I'm a fan of Blue Goats.
Oh, Blue Goats!
There are a lot of people who like Blue Goats!
That's right.
Just like Whatchapo, there are only good people.
Really!
You know what?
Every week in Shibuya, when I'm selling tickets...
Yes, yes.
There are five Blue Goats fans who come to support me.
Just like Whatchapo, there are times when I'm alone.
You're so kind!
Thank you very much!
That's amazing!
That's really amazing!
Thank you very much!
Your next goal is 40, right?
40!
Are you going for it?!
I'm going for it!
If you do your best, Zundo-chan...
Mob!
You can do it, right?!
How many more tickets do you think you can pull?!
I'm going for it!
What?!
Budokan...
Right?
Will it only be Charikonye?
How many more times do I have to stand up?
That's amazing!
They love you so much!
Idols, too...
They want their idols to stand out.
I'm sure there are people who do their best to buy them.
But for you, Zundo-chan...
What do you want from everyone to buy you so much?!
I'm a cyclist.
I'm strong in the morning.
Ah!
I see! Ah! So you're glad you came at this hour!
It might have been a coincidence.
He's listening to you while you're struggling!
He might have recalled his memories of four or five years ago and said, "Is that a clock?"
Wow, I see!
You can look at it like this next to that clock!
That's right, that's right.
Wow!
Then I'll give you this for 41 years!
Thank you very much!
Good, good, good.
You can even tell people about it.
Everyone, I'm sorry, but Ippei-san is mine.
Oh, go ahead, go ahead.
Wait a minute!
Seven more and you'll be 50 years old!
No, I'm 43 now!
Wow!
Who are you?!
I'm a road racer.
Wow, wow!
I've heard that you're a professional road racer.
And when it comes to idols and stuff like that,
well, they do have a name value,
but they don't get as popular, right?
Idols and pro racers are water spirits,
but if you think about it like "Moto" or "Shina",
they're a lot more popular than regular idols!
I'm glad you think like that.
That's amazing, really!
Let's read some of the comments, too.
The comments are getting really excited!
It's 6 and a half right now!
The comments are getting really excited!
It's Pepe Talk after all!
It's Pepe Talk!
That's amazing!
Right?
"Budo is buried in the Takei area!"
Well, it'd be nice if it was buried.
It's already Ippei-san's era!
Oh, and also!
Right now, I'm making goods for Wachachan's Budokan.
Like, I'm taking pictures and designing them like this.
Ippei-san also joined in and said "I want to make a towel!"
So I'm thinking about whether or not to make one for Ippei-san.
It's bad as a material, right?
So if Zundo-chan brought me here when I was about 52 years old,
would you make me a towel?
An Ippei towel...
But you know, I can only make like 10 rods.
So like, 40 of them...
What? What? What?
His face was sleeping!
Wow! He did it!
Hurry up!
Omedetai, taitai, taitai, odoritai, kusatte motai, suwage sekai
Omedetai, taitai, taitai, odoritai, kusatte motai
Did you make 50 rods? Congratulations!
Oh yeah, I made 40 rods, so I'll do it twice.
His face was sleeping!
Omedetai, taitai, taitai, odoritai
kusatte motai, suwage sekai
Omedetai, taitai, taitai, odoritai, kusatte motai
40 rods! Thank you!
Idols have appeared only once, and have appeared many times, and have appeared only once, but men who have done it twice!
It's a legend! Omedetai! Ryu-chan, you were sleeping, weren't you?
You were sleeping, Ryu-chan. Wow! 48 rods!
Really! It's okay if it's too much, isn't it?
Is it too small? It's too small, so if there is a group doing it like this, it's definitely too much!
What kind of position am I in?
I'm really curious about why such an excellent person got caught up in a lot of noise.
I think people on Whatsapp are already tired of hearing about it.
Everyone is tired of hearing about it. By the way, I agree with you!
Everyone is curious about it!
Shall we ask the board racer for the time being?
Let's make it a boat racer!
It looks like you can do it, but as a professional boat racer, how is it?
That's right. Ippei's charm is his good mind and tolerance.
Good mind and tolerance?
Is this it?
Is there anyone who doesn't have any complaints about this?
You have complaints, don't you?
No, please look at the real thing!
That form! It doesn't seem like it hurts no matter where you hit it, does it?
That's true!
Didn't you say you were fat from a distance?
I didn't say it! I didn't say it!
Please look at Ippei with a pure heart!
It looks like you, too!
That's right!
It really does!
When Ippei-san puts on his apron, it looks like his mother!
Even though it doesn't look like her!
That's right! It has a neutral look!
Anyone can feel close to you!
Ippei-san's entrance can be seamless!
Seamless?
Seamless!
What is seamless?
You can run without resistance or shackles, right?
And on top of that...
Even if you're asked some ordinary questions, you can say interesting things at a very high speed, like this smartness.
Well, it's true, it's an A-class, right? NSC's, you know?
And you can say a little cynical things and do some tough tricks.
Yeah, it's unique to Kansai people.
But for some reason, you don't have a bad personality.
It's not personality, it's appearance, isn't it?
This is Mr. Ippei's... Mr. Ippei.
Mr. Ippei's way of saying it!
Like "important place".
The concept of Mr. Ippei.
That's right.
No, but only when Mr. Ippei is talking about it...
The comments are really, really slow.
Why?!
When Zundo-chan is talking about his efforts and stuff, the comments are really fast.
Only when Mr. Ippei is talking about it, the tickets don't sell at all.
Then, can you praise Mr. Mob that you can't usually do?
Oh!
Usually, in real-time...
That's right.
I found Mr. Mob's talent!
But I've asked about five times, but I've only asked about it once.
I want to hear it, I want to hear it. Please.
What I think is amazing about Mr. Mob is...
First of all, I think it's a smart commission.
Smart commission...
I don't know if you're praising me or making fun of me.
Smart commission...
When I'm talking with the members...
Only Mr. Mob's way of saying it is different.
It's different...
The commission's?
As for the other four...
Compared to what I said...
Oh! The tickets are selling! Look!
What? What? What?
How many? How many? How many?
Tickets are...
Two?
Then...
Fifty-four!
Fifty-four are selling!
Not fifty?
Fifty-four!
Fifty-four...
I can't say "ohhh" anymore.
But if you say sixty, you can say "congratulations" again.
Say "ohhh"!
That's true.
It's amazing.
There were times when there were zero.
Oh, really?
Oh, don't touch me for a second.
What was I talking about?
Oh, Mr. Mob's way of saying it.
Way of saying it.
Other members...
Compared to what I said...
They say things like "impressions"...
Or things that make you think about it.
Yes, yes.
And Mr. Mob...
Instead of saying what I said...
"Ah, this is how it is," or asking questions about the word itself that I said.
This is a common usage of a commissioner who has learned how to say "this is how it is" and...
In other words, you're explaining that you're a commissioner, aren't you?
It is also confirmed that "this is how it is" is correct, and it is not easy to start if you do not talk about understanding the other party firmly.
That's right. I think there are two reasons for this.
First of all, you want to confirm whether it is correct or not.
The other reason is that you can't say "wow, that's amazing!" and you're wasting your time, aren't you?
The reason I noticed this is because I'm of the same type as you.
Certainly, I don't think you're a commissioner, but I think you have a similar way of communicating.
The moment you start talking, you're like "ah, I'm of the same type as you."
It's like you're bringing up an episode and talking about it.
You prepare in advance and talk about it.
And you bring up an episode and talk about it and it's really funny, so you're like "kya kya kya kya" and it's similar, isn't it?
That's one reason. I think you're good at dancing.
No, I'm not good at it!
Really? I'm not good at dancing among Wachachan.
You say that, but depending on the song, you can just dance all over the place.
Depending on the song, there are songs that move very dynamically.
You're small in size, so you have to move more than others.
In that sense, the more dynamic the song gets, the more you stand out and shine.
I don't really agree with you, but...
The harder a song is, the more you stand out and shine, and that's how good you are at dancing.
I'm happy to hear you say that.
And the harder a song is, the more you can do it and you're doing it more than anyone else.
Your nose shapes are amazing.
Your nose shapes are so difficult.
The way you move your chest is so cool.
But in between you're like, "up, up, up!"
"Ah, where was I?! Ah, where was I?!"
I'm happy you say that.
The more I look at Mr. Ong, the more dynamic the song gets, the more I think, "Oh, he's a good dancer."
Wow, I'm happy you said that.
But I thought I had to be confident, and I'm really happy you praised me for that.
Confidence is...
Right?
By the way, I don't have much confidence.
I think it's Mr. Ong's charm that he's so reckless because he doesn't have much confidence.
Thank you.
I think it's common for people to move a lot because they're anxious.
Then, without further ado...
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Shall we start?
Is he up?
Yes.
Mr. Ippe!
Here we go!
Oh my gosh, Mr. Ippe!
I've been watching you!
Oh, you've got 54 tickets!
Why don't you join us?
If you get six more tickets, you'll be able to watch the third "Congratulations" show.
That's amazing!
Who's winning this?
It's really amazing!
Is it red for you, Mr. Ippe?
Oh, DJ Monster!
He's better than the crappy DJs of the past!
You don't have a habit of jumping right away, do you?
It's okay, it's okay.
Is it okay?
Now we're going to start planning.
I'll do it with you, Zundo.
Okay.
It's really amazing.
I feel like I'm loved by everyone in the neighborhood.
The bulgogi is delicious and so is the chari-kogi.
When we first announced it, it was really cold.
But now that it's in effect...
Yacchan! Yacchan won!
Thank you!
Six cards...
Seven cards...
Eight cards...
Seven cards...
Eight cards...
It's 62 cards!
Congratulations, congratulations, I want to hit you, I want to dance, I want to rot, I want to make the world angry,
Congratulations, congratulations, I want to hit you, I want to dance, I want to rot,
62 cards!
Awesome!
Thank you!
I didn't prepare that kind of good luck!
That's true.
Anyway, this one will sell a lot.
I'll try it.
If it sells ten times, I'll give you a lot.
This is...
It's a bit of a consideration to make with Mr. Ippei's towel.
- The other day, with goods... - This blue one, is this Mr. Mob?
- Is this Mr. Mob? - This is not Mob.
This is above 200,000 yen and is AMAGE style 1.
Above! I'm glad you said above!
- If you say it's above 40, it won't be enough. - Let's deliver it.
- That's amazing, thank you! - Thank you for selling it at this time.
- Thank you so much! - I'm glad.
But Ippei-san is also posting photos.
- This is worth more than anything. - That's not true!
- I'll show you this and talk about it at the entrance. - I'll show you this and talk about it at the entrance.
Can you not do that?
It's not even a commemoration.
Can you not do that? We were in the same dressing room.
- Oh, with Odendo-chan? - With Odendo-chan.
And I was lying down.
- But I was nervous. - Yes, you were.
In front of me... I'm here.
I'm sleeping and Zundo is here.
And I'm standing up in front of you.
Ippei-san, you're sleepy, aren't you?
But look at me. I'm standing up and Zundo is like this.
You can't sleep, can you?
You're in my way!
- I was doing it. - Be quiet!
- Zundo is standing up and down in front of me. - That's funny.
- I thought I'd pump up for Ippei-san. - Let me see you for a second!
So, this is the game Zundo is playing!
"Who Am I?" Game.
I think this is popular on TikTok.
First of all, there is one person who knows the answer.
- Yes. - It's either Mob or Zundo.
Well...
Look at this question mark and answer it.
There is a person's name written here.
The person wearing it will ask a question and answer it.
I did it with Lily-san in a YouTube short.
Yes.
You can only answer "yes" or "no".
Oh, "yes" or "no".
Is it a woman? "Yes" or "no".
Yes, yes, yes.
Like an akinator.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I see, I see.
Let's start with Mob.
Okay.
Okay, Mob, close your eyes and put this on.
Okay.
Open your eyes.
Oh, wait, I don't know much about it.
You can do it, you can do it.
I can do it?
Do it casually.
Zundo is allowed to do anything now.
He's allowed to do anything now.
Okay, then I'll look at Zundo.
Okay.
We'll measure you for one minute.
You'll ask questions and Zundo will answer "yes" or "no".
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
Ready, start up!
Is this a human?
Probably.
Probably?!
Wait, wait, wait.
That level?!
Yes.
That's definitely it.
Ready, start up!
Is it a woman?
I don't think so.
Is it a boy?
Yes.
Is he cool?
I don't know.
You don't know at all.
Even though he's so famous.
Is he an entertainer?
Probably.
That's not it.
It's all "probably"!
Well, not now, though.
Has he become famous because of "Raymer"?
I've heard that a lot lately.
I don't know!
Is he an entertainer?
I don't think so.
Johnny's?
I don't know.
What?!
Ten seconds left.
I don't know!
Is it a character?
There's a possibility.
Okay, time's up!
I don't know!
There's probably a possibility.
What?!
Based on that, it's a character that's kind of fluffy.
I don't know!
Okay, Yabobo, your answer, please!
Um...
The one who was next to Ashida Mane-chan.
Who was it?
What was his name?
Fuku-kun.
Fuku-kun!
Your answer is...
Stop!
Ohtani Shouhei!
I don't know him!
I know a little bit about him.
I'm sorry, Ohtani Shouhei.
I saw it on the news...
He's a baseball player, isn't he?
Oh, is that so?
He's the most famous baseball player, isn't he?
With Ichiro...
Oh! Another ticket!
Wow!
How many? How many? How many?
Everyone says "oh"!
That's right!
Wow!
65 tickets?
Which neighborhood are you in now?
Isn't it a neighborhood of blue goats?
68 tickets!
The one who called me is a cyclist.
In a bicycle neighborhood...
I called you.
What does that mean?
Does it mean what Zundo-san is saying?
Yes, but in the comments...
"Zundo-chan won!"
Like...
He's such an amazing person.
He said, "I'm going to take my friends from Okayama!"
He said, "I want you to hit me!"
That's true!
It was really unpleasant.
Because his face was up and down all the time.
This person...
I don't know Ohtani Shouhei!
How many tickets did you sell?
Right now...
68 tickets!
68!
Wow!
Thank you!
73 tickets?!
73 tickets!
People want to hear Zundo's congratulations!
What?!
I'll dance as many times as it takes!
Zundo!
I'll do it while doing a cartwheel!
No, I want to see it!
Nobody wants to see it!
I want to see it, but...
Nobody wants to see it!
I'll do push-ups while being stepped on by Mobusan!
No, no, no!
I think you can do it!
Maybe!
You're a gamer, aren't you?
You can do it!
But I...
I want to do it!
I'll close my eyes!
You might have sold it in a game!
Oh, you're right!
I see!
Was my vague answer good?
Please give me zero points.
Please put this on.
This will show your smartness.
Can I see the mobs?
Yes, yes, yes. OK.
I saw your "yes, yes" reaction.
Yes, yes, yes.
Everyone was like "oh".
Let's go.
You have one minute.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Are you a real person?
Yes.
A historical stranger?
No.
A man?
No.
A beautiful woman?
Oh, I see.
A young person?
No.
No? Middle-aged and above?
Well, middle-aged and above.
World famous?
No, not world famous.
Not? Famous in Japan?
Famous in Japan.
I see.
You have ten seconds left.
Related to me?
No.
No?
Related to me?
No.
Related to me?
Entertainment world?
Yes.
Yes?
I think I know.
Really?
Please give me your answer.
I don't think you have enough time.
What is your entertainment world?
A rabbit that stays still for three minutes.
No way!
I'm too strong.
It's not entertainment world.
You were just preparing for your joke.
No, no, no.
Ask me more questions.
You know what it is, don't you?
It's almost correct.
Oh, I said it.
I didn't say "fat".
The name is similar.
It's different.
It's Matsuko Deluxe.
That's correct.
A man and a woman...
No, no, no.
It's about their middle-aged appearance.
Yes, Matsuko Deluxe is middle-aged, isn't it?
I think it's better for Zundo to answer.
Let's ask Zundo again.
Zundo, close your eyes.
I think you can play with it.
I don't know much about entertainers.
It's easy to put on because of the hat.
Can I do it?
You have one minute. Ready, start!
Are you a real person?
Yes.
Are you an entertainer?
No.
Do you have a job that looks like you?
Well, yes.
Is it a job that comes out at that time?
A hint.
Are you a sports person?
No.
Are you alive?
I'm not alive.
Are you Japanese?
I'm Japanese.
Do you have a textbook?
I do.
You have 30 seconds left.
30...
It doesn't matter.
Have you ever talked about it?
No, I haven't.
Is it your first time?
It's my first time.
Who do you know at a glance?
No one? One? Two?
Everyone knows me.
Everyone knows you at that level?
You only have one question left.
One question?
You only have one question left.
Is it Ippei?
No!
I'm too strong.
I told you.
There is no one like me in the world.
I told you.
Yes, there is.
Ippei is a concept.
It's not a concept.
It's like an air.
Please give me the answer.
You'll never know.
Shibusawa.
But...
But it's close.
It's close.
Can you give me a little more time?
It's a good line.
Is the current answer a generation difference?
It's a generation difference.
He has good ears.
It's too old.
Too old.
Doctor.
It's not a doctor.
It's older.
It's a person. It's not a building.
It's a person.
I don't know that era.
Not everyone knows that.
Not everyone knows that era.
Even elementary school students know about it.
They know about it.
They learn about it.
It's about money, isn't it?
It's not about money.
It's about wealth and legends.
He ruled Japan for a while.
He didn't rule Japan for a year.
He is buried.
He ruled the world.
He is a little big now.
Ieyasu.
The answer is Ieyasu Tokugawa.
It's short and interesting.
When I say "i", "p" appears.
I see.
P appears.
He always participates in "gomihiroi".
He says "I will pick up all of the "p" in the world" and runs while looking for a plastic bottle.
It was -1 or -2 degrees in the morning and I was half-sleeved and sweating.
It was steaming.
Yes, it was steaming.
I had a 90-liter garbage bag and a pet bottle and I had four bags full of it.
Yes, yes.
And there was a mascot character called Soy Milk that I was looking for and he stood out more than that.
He stood out more than that.
Yes, he stood out more than that.
Overseas...
I thought it was a spider.
Is it less than two?
Even Mario can't get coins like this.
76 coins.
76!
Tsundou is streaming every day.
That's true!
I'm counting on you to stream every day!
Do you want me to do a Zoom talk?
There are a lot of fans of Blue Goats.
Oh, really? Thank you very much!
I don't know any Blue Goats fans at all.
But they come to the venue, too.
Thank you very much.
Blue Goats' fans are Tsundou, who looks like a king.
Is Tsundou following Blue Goats' fans?
I think we should ask the actual Blue Goats fans.
How is Tsundou's position among Blue Goats' fans?
He's a god!
By the way, you don't go to Blue Goats' special event, do you?
I've never been there.
Wachachano Chikki comes a lot.
I've never been there.
Why don't you go?
I've been doing special events since I was a player.
I don't like to say this, but I had a lot of trouble.
You're a professional player, aren't you?
Wachachano Chikki comes a lot.
I don't want to put such a burden on the talent, so I don't go.
Wachachano Chikki comes a lot, so I don't want to put such a burden on the talent, so I don't go.
But there's a reason for that.
Oh, I think the reason you go with all the members is because you join Ippei.
When you go to Ippei, you go because you're told to go.
Oh, that's right.
You get a lot of money.
You praise everyone and go to Ippei because you have more allies.
You go from your family.
But thanks to you saying that, you get along with the members and go to Ippei.
If you go to Ippei all of a sudden, you'll be like, "Who is it?"
But you go because you're told to go.
Actually, I have one more thing prepared for you.
What is it?
I'm still in the middle of it, but I've been watching YouTube again since a long time ago.
How much does Ippei pay for the powahara and sekuhara that came to the members?
I don't like it!
What? That's how you look at it?
I'm calculating.
It's funny.
It's a little suspenseful.
Sudden betrayal?
Love and hatred are one and the same.
What do you think of sekuhara and powahara?
If the members apply for Ippei now, Ippei will have to earn it.
But I can't let him earn it.
If that happens, Ippei will go public, and Ippei will not be able to retire from public.
And Ippei's income source is only gallery, fat customers, and to me.
Oh, I see.
You're trying to make me depend on you.
Because you need money.
I have something to say this time, but now you're selling me 76 powahara, but it's sold out again today.
Thank you very much!
I appreciate you selling me 76, but I'm scared.
I'm very happy and grateful that you're selling me 76 powahara, but it's sold out again today.
Wait a minute!
Let me ask you how much it is now.
You're in the middle of watching the video, aren't you?
It's been about three years.
How much is it now?
It's been about a year since I started YouTube.
There are three of us in the beginning, but it's about 3 million yen each.
I'll sell it!
Definitely!
I'll definitely sell it!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
I'll officially block you.
Stop it!
I'll block you.
Take it and put it away.
Don't let me get in touch with you.
Stop it!
It's amazing!
What kind of project "Who am I?" was.
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much for selling so much!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Thank you very much for the fans who watched it!
Thank you very much to everyone in Nomads, cyclists, and everyone who bought it for me.
You're just a fan!
Oh, by the way, you've sold 50 copies, haven't you?
In total, you've sold 129 copies!
Thank you!
Let's ask the audience, too!
Ask the audience what?
Is there anyone who would like to buy it now?
There is!
One person!
By the way, who would like to go first?
Oh!
Oh, you'll buy it for me!
It looks like it!
Thank you very much!
Can I?
Then I'll take a little bit of it for you!
Me?
Yes!
Me?
Yes!
This is the last time I'm going to come to the site today.
Are you going to take it?
I'm going to leave only good memories.
Even if you're a fan, you want to take it with everyone?
Yes, I'll sign it as much as I like.
I hope we'll meet again.
Please forgive me with "dogene".
"Dogene"?
Below "zayori".
"Dogene"?
Thank you for your continued support!
So, there are a lot of things, but there is a reward box of 50 copies each.
I don't want only shampoo!
I took out the shampoo and put it in!
I'm in pain right now!
Is it 77 copies in total?
It's 77!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Let's go!
Yes!
Don!
Yes!
Wow!
That's amazing!
It's "komori uta" time!
Yes!
But you're tired!
What are you tired of?
Your ears, right?
No, it's just for now!
Just for now!
Yes!
Just for now!
No, I'm sorry!
It's really just for now!
Thank you for "komori uta"!
26-hour live...
Thank you for your hard work!
No problem!
I know it's hard, but...
Please listen to this song...
and rest a little...
"Komori Uta"
Okorori, mobu-chan is gone.
What's wrong, Zundo?
Zundo, what's wrong?
She passed away.
It's morning already.
What?
Are you serious?
Listen carefully.
I'm going to sleep.
Let's do it.
Listen carefully.
What?
I got it.
Why can't I aim at it?
It's not that funny.
It's time to sing.
It's broken. Do you want me to fix it?
Is it okay?
I'm fixing it.
Then...
It's okay.
I'm worried.
Okay.
You can buy it now.
Don't make it funny.
Really?
I'm glad.
While you buy it...
Thank you.
We still have good items.
We sold about 122 items.
122...
Yes, we sold 129 items.
129?
Yes.
If we sell 21 more items, we can buy it again.
Thank you.
We will add "sing time" for you.
That's amazing.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
It was a matter of life or death.
But...
This is the result of your hard work.
That's right.
You said you were a lawyer and you said you were a road racer.
I thought it was a lie.
That's terrible.
It was proven.
That's terrible.
I got my reward for that.
Thank you very much.
Wow.
Even people who surpass Zundo-chan can ride a motorcycle.
"It's a legend, isn't it?" Thank you.
He took it home for me.
77... 76, right?
Oh! It's sold again!
Oh, it's raw picture.
Total...
It's a weird picture, isn't it?
76...
Can I have it back?
79!
One more... 80!
26 hours...
Thank you.
You're welcome!
You're welcome to sing as much as you like!
Just a little...
I don't need it! I don't need it! I don't need it!
How many times has it been, Zundo-chan? Is it the fourth time?
800,000!
He's doing a better "medetai" than "nippon wachacha"!
"Wachacha" usually stops at "san"
Amazing! He was making a legend!
It was Zundo-san! Applause!
Thank you!
Please follow Zundo-chan's accounts! Thank you!
Thank you!
Amazing! Thank you!
Let's have a break!
Sorry, I'm going to press play again.
So, thanks to you all...
Since it's bonus time, I'm going to do foot massage!
Yay!
Foot massage makes me happy.
Before I call the guests, I'm going to do a foot massage.
My feet are swollen.
Excuse me.
Shut up!
You're aiming at me!
Ouch! It's hot!
It's very hot!
Wait a minute. It's hot!
Wait a minute. I'm sure of it.
I said it in Tifaal's video.
It's hot! It's hot!
No, it's hot!
It's hot and noisy.
You're laughing!
Can you lower the volume a little?
Alright, let's get started with Mobpi's 26-hour talk live! I'm Suzuki Momo from Japan!
I'm using a pressure cooker as a reward right now, but it's too hot in here for me to go in, so I'll do it while cooling down!
Every hour, we have a guest appear and try to sell as many tickets as possible! It's a real project!
Last time, Zundo-san sold 80 tickets, and I gave him a reward!
If you sell more than 10, I'll give you a reward, and if you sell more than 20, I'll give you another reward!
If you sell more than 50, you'll get a reward from me!
And now, it's time for my reward! I'm using a pressure cooker, and it feels really good!
I'm already tired of it, so I'll call in the next guest!
The next guest is this person! Please come in!
The members are here!
In Japan, we are all dancers!
Bob-chan, since you're here, could you sit down so that we can't cover you?
Thank you!
What were you doing, Yaguchi-chan?
I was playing Pokemon Go!
Yaguchi-chan was also going to Appare-san's Budokan with you.
That's right.
Did you go with Sona?
I was playing Pokemon Go until 5 o'clock.
Wow! Where can you play Pokemon Go until 5 o'clock?
It's amazing!
There's a shop there and it's always open.
I was playing there.
I'm wearing my shoes and I can't go in yet.
I'll go in here for a moment.
Yes, I'll go in here for a moment.
Thank you.
It's not like you were just playing.
That's right.
I spend almost all of my time in Pokemon Go until 9 o'clock.
Thank you.
Other than that, you sold Budokan tickets and such.
Yes, yes.
But you only sold one.
There are times like that.
Yes, there are.
Thank you.
Ami-chan, thank you for coming.
No problem.
And Sensei!
First of all, I'd like to take a check.
Check, please!
What is it?
A check?
Yes.
If you retweet my post, I'll give you a check.
It's quite rare, isn't it?
Dance teacher and Obachachan members.
Can you give me a hug from a distance?
A hug, okay?
Thank you very much.
Here you are.
One more?
If you want it, please retweet it.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Masuo Narumi, the dance instructor of Nippon Watcha.
I'm the teacher who always says "I'm scared".
She's scared.
Before you came, you said "Your dance is wonderful and you are good".
I'm scared of you.
I'm not scared of you at all.
I'm glad we met before you came.
Thank you very much.
Many people know about you, don't they?
Yes.
You came to our show the other day.
On Instagram, you often post stories of me showing my bare face.
You are the worst teacher.
You always post stories of me showing my bare face.
I don't know about you, but you are from Kansai, aren't you?
Kansai? Osaka?
You are from Osaka, aren't you?
You have the same face and wavelength as me.
Really?
Really.
You are like a woman from Kansai.
Really?
Can I get closer to you?
I'm sorry.
You don't look like a woman at all.
I don't usually have a bike, so I don't know how close you are.
Can I ask you about your profile?
My profile?
Yes.
How long have you been dancing?
How long have I been dancing?
I started with tap dancing.
Oh, you are a tap dancer.
I started with fashionable tap dancing.
Then, I kept dancing.
Before I knew it, I realized that dancing was the only thing I could do.
That's how I ended up here.
Did you have a normal job?
No.
I worked as a dancer.
Three?
Three tickets were sold! Wow!
Thank you! Thank you!
Narumi-sensei's fan.
Did you start dancing when you were a student?
Dance? I guess I did.
I started dancing when I was six years old.
Oh! Ensai education.
I guess I danced for a long time.
You were doing tap dancing when you were six years old.
Yes, I started tap dancing.
What do you like about tap dancing?
The one where you shake your feet?
Yes, the one where you shake your feet.
I see.
I see, I see.
And you started...
And then, for some reason, my mother fell in love with a dance teacher.
What?
She said, "What are you doing in the afternoon?"
She told me to go learn dancing there.
I see.
She told me to go learn dancing there, too.
You were quite handsome.
I went there and continued learning dancing.
Before I knew it, I wanted to go to a dance school.
I see.
I told my mother, "I can't just sit and study. Teach me how to dance."
That's true.
I told my mother, "I can't just sit and study. Teach me how to dance."
So, I applied for a dance school.
I see.
So, I started dancing in Osaka.
I wanted to get more serious about it, so I came to Tokyo.
When did you come to Tokyo? After you graduated?
After I graduated... It's been so long.
After I graduated, I came to Tokyo about five or six years later.
I see.
It's been so long.
What did you mean by "time" when you came to Tokyo six years later?
I was worried about whether I could really dance.
So, I decided to try dancing for real.
So, I went to New York.
You went to New York!
You went abroad.
You really went abroad.
I went to New York and saw real dancers.
I decided to test my skills there.
So, I took a lesson.
I was confident that I could still do it.
You went to New York to check your level, right?
Yes.
How did you do?
I'm a small-sized person.
I'm small and short, but my body shape is...
You're right.
Compared to foreigners.
I'm totally different. I don't have power or anything, but I push myself and become a teacher.
At the end of the dance, there's a pick-up dance.
"You danced the best today." or "You caught my eye."
At the end of the dance, you dance with your teacher.
When I was chosen, I wanted to continue dancing.
And I was lucky enough to be chosen.
That led me to my confidence.
I thought, "Can I still do my best?"
"Can I still dance?"
And I'm still dancing.
You're confident about your experience in New York.
I am.
Didn't you dance until then?
I did.
You did.
But I thought, "Can I still dance?"
I thought, "If I can't dance well, I can't be a teacher."
Being a teacher is a great job, but I want to check my level.
I want to be stimulated.
Even if I'm a teacher, I can't teach if I don't have various skills.
I want to try different things.
Does that mean your dance is New York's dance?
New York's dance.
Let's do a tap dance.
A tap dance.
I want you to do a tap dance.
Did you dance as an idol before?
I danced as an idol in Osaka, too.
I taught dance lessons and choreographed.
Narumi-sensei taught 80% of the dance.
When I was in Osaka, Kenta-sensei was teaching Osaka-sensei.
Do you know each other?
No, we don't know each other.
I'm just saying "x" one step at a time.
Oh, you're just a fan.
You're just a fan.
You know each other.
At first, we were all inexperienced dancers.
I think it was in the beginning.
What was your first impression of Wachachan?
At first, everyone was so serious.
"Yes, yes, yes! I'll do my best!"
In the first basic lesson, we moved our necks and bodies.
Everyone was so good.
I thought, "Wow, she's really good at dancing. I'm looking forward to it."
But as I started dancing more and more, I thought, "Is it okay for me to dance like this?"
As I started dancing more and more, I thought, "Hey, Mobu-san..."
At first, I couldn't move at all.
You could do it.
I could do it?
You could do it. Show me your neck.
You know, when I'm serious, people laugh at me.
Well, I'm usually very serious.
Then I started to have complexes.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You can do it. You can do it.
You're doing it so desperately.
It's really good. It leads to improvement.
I want you to keep doing it, but I'm sorry. You're laughing.
I'm laughing! Look! Look!
I'm not good at dancing.
I think you've improved the most in the last ten years or so.
You're doing what you can do in the last ten years or so, but you're only conscious of dancing.
My body is the softest, isn't it?
Yes, it is. It was really hard at first, wasn't it?
You could only make it soft.
I thought you were really good at it at first, but then I started to think, "Huh?"
But you've grown so much since then.
I think you're the most knowledgeable one, but you've really improved.
Thank you.
I'm sorry for laughing.
I'm sorry for laughing in the future.
I'm sorry for laughing in the future, too.
You're laughing in the future, too!
You're laughing in the future.
Let me laugh.
When I joined the dance lesson as a second-year student, I thought you were really good at it.
You crossed your legs and turned.
Your face didn't wobble.
You were really good at it.
I'm sorry it took you three years, but I want to praise you for that.
Thank you!
If you had praised me at the time, I might have been more confident.
When you teach me other than your live songs, you teach me really difficult dances, don't you?
I really can't remember them all.
As I said earlier, I can't remember difficult songs unless I do it many, many times.
I can't really say, "Please dance for me."
I'm the only one who does elementary dance.
While the other members move their chests and do things like this, I do it all by myself in the middle of a lesson.
You're the best at smiling, aren't you?
It's really good. It's good for kids.
It's good for kids?
Yes.
I told Moe-san that we should practice this dance.
It's a dance that Menshou-san is doing.
Hoshino Gen-san's "kira kira to shinagira mawanne".
What was the song again?
Hoshino Gen's "idea".
"Idea"?
It's a song called "idea".
It's like "hey!" when you twinkle like that.
It was fun.
It was really cute. I wanted you all to see it.
You also do a lot of dancing, don't you?
Is there anything you're conscious of when you're dancing?
Something I'm conscious of?
I don't think about it.
You don't think about it?
I don't think about it.
When you think too much about it, there are a lot of times when Ippei-san says "no, it's not like that".
I don't think about it.
When I first met you all, I thought you were really good at dancing and thought it was really difficult.
Since dancing is in fashion now, I wanted to do a difficult choreography that you would want to imitate, but also a little more difficult.
But I thought it wasn't like that.
Because we couldn't show you?
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
I thought it wasn't like that, so I thought about what kind of dance would attract you all more and make you shine more.
I'm happy.
When I thought about it, I thought it wouldn't work as much as I thought about it.
I don't think about it anymore.
I'm going to do the choreography that came out in the first shot.
So the one you're doing now came out in the first shot.
That's right. I'm trying not to knead it too much.
Oh, I see.
If you do it like that, it will come out like this or that, and it will confuse everyone.
So I think it's easy to understand that you don't use shampoo.
I agree.
You don't use shampoo and you're just like this.
During lessons you can say "everyone, have you heard the new song?" "This is it!" "Isn't this the only one?" "Isn't that good?"
You can dance with that kind of tension.
Yes, there's a lot of that recently.
The teacher teaches you a lot and you have to decide with everyone.
Yes, so you don't think about 60% or 50% and you go and think about the choreography with everyone.
Rather than thinking about the choreography I made, you think about the choreography everyone else might have made.
I see.
Everyone.
Yes.
And you're good at arranging things.
I'm good at it.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm wearing Yagura-chan's birthday costume right now and there's a song called "Kimi ni Ochige" and Yagura-chan wrote the lyrics and Yagura-chan said "I like this kind of dance" and the teacher arranged it so beautifully for me.
Yagura-san, you worked hard.
It's nostalgic.
You arranged what Yagura wants to do and what Yagura wants to show and the teacher made it look like that and I thought you were a professional and recognized you.
Thank you.
I want you to watch "Kimi ni Ochige".
Thank you.
I'm so happy you brought slippers.
I'm sorry.
I didn't want to wear socks.
But you brought slippers.
I'm curious about your feet.
I brought slippers for my visitors today.
Is there a song you like the most?
A song I like?
Yes.
Can I say a song I really like?
A song you really like.
A song I choreographed?
Yes.
Anything else?
Yes.
"Banana".
What?!
But first of all, it's not you, Narumi-sensei.
Yes, it's not me.
Then, among the songs you've choreographed...
If I did it, it would be "Shampoo Udehen" from recent times.
I feel like I made it with a lot of effort.
That's true. You're from Kansai, aren't you?
When I sometimes got choreographed by teachers in Tokyo,
when I heard "Shampoo Udehen" and "Banana",
I was like, "Ah! Ah! Yes!"
But when I asked you, Narumi-sensei,
you were like, "Oh, no! It's "Banana"!"
You're really into "Banana", aren't you?
I'm really into it.
I've always...
You're really into it, aren't you?
I've always liked "Banana".
Well, let's leave out the lyrics for now.
That's true. Why do you like "Banana" so much?
It's really fun.
That song makes you excited.
Are you a little stupid, sensei?
You're right. I might be stupid.
When you make a song for "Banana",
you make it like this.
But for "Banana"... How do you call it?
A song with a difference?
I think it was "Green".
Really?
How do you call it? "Yuzu".
I like it a lot.
I think it was "Yuzu's Rainbow".
You like it a lot?
Yes.
That's why you made "Banana".
It's a song with a really good difference.
Actually, the lyrics are a little...
It's a little dirty jokes.
But sensei is the type of person who laughs a lot at dirty jokes.
Right?
Sarah might be mean even during lessons.
When she watched a music video of a male idol, she was like...
She sounded like a high school girl.
If I saw something interesting, I wanted to tell you.
"Let's watch this video together."
I remember watching a music video of a popular male idol group.
She said, "Look at this! Isn't it gross?"
"It's horrible!"
A week later, she came back and said, "Sorry, I'm addicted to it."
"I'm addicted to it!"
She was so cute.
She had a lot of emotions in her head.
When I listened to the song, I felt like I was working out.
Until the song was over...
What do you call it? Pranks?
Pranks.
The song of a male idol was playing in front of me.
I see.
When I thought she liked male idol groups, she played songs from Showa period.
That's interesting.
What is your favorite hobby?
My favorite hobby?
Hobby?
I don't have many hobbies.
Hobbies...
If you have time...
What I always do before I go to bed is...
Watching big eater YouTubers.
They are thin, aren't they?
But...
You know...
They will definitely get bigger.
What?
You don't look at them when they get bigger.
I'm careful not to get bigger.
I watch big eater YouTubers, eat a lot of food and get full.
I see.
There are people like you who watch to get full.
Yes.
I see.
I want to eat a lot of food.
I want to eat McDonald's, too.
Are you careful about your diet?
Well...
Just in case.
But if you say that, people will look for it and think it's dangerous.
No one will look for it.
"She's drinking a lot of beer."
No one will look for it.
Look for it.
Oh, I see.
I always had the image of dancing all the time, so I wondered if you had any hobbies.
It's all about YouTube.
Oh, and Sensei has a lot of interesting content.
Like... "consumables"?
Like "push-push"?
What was it?
Well...
It's from "tm revolution".
What was it? I can't remember it well.
It's a song called "hot limit" in summer.
Yes, yes.
I upload two videos of me dancing to "hot limit" songs.
But...
It didn't reach the person who posted it.
Yes, it didn't reach the person who posted it.
Was it "yin and yang retreat"?
I think it was "yin and yang retreat".
And it was a little bit popular.
Yes, it's very interesting.
It's like dancing hard and dancing to Nishikawa Aniki's song.
It's like Kansai people's food.
But I asked Sensei "Won't you do it this year?"
I do it every year.
I asked Sensei "Won't you do it this year?"
And he said "Hey, we're in a group and you're making fun of us."
Idol group.
But do you make fun of dancers?
I only make fun of them.
Everyone...
When I'm dancing, I have an image that everyone is very strong.
The members who filmed that video this time...
They're only strong girls.
I see.
On the contrary, I'm like "Oh, I see."
"Oh, okay, okay."
I do it like that.
What?
- On the other hand, I'm tired of it. - Oh, you are.
I'm like, "Are you watching me? Are you okay? Are you all watching me?"
- We're good friends, so it's okay. We'll meet again today. - "We'll meet again today."
- "We'll meet again today." - "We're good friends."
I'm like, "Well, it's a little hard for me."
- "I think I've won harder than I thought." - Oh, I see.
- I'd like to see you again, so please persuade me. - Okay.
- I'll call you from Osaka. - Oh, really?
And about Budokan, you've helped me with a lot of things.
- Like inviting dancers and so on. - Oh, I see.
So you've helped me with my dancing and helping me to liven up Budokan.
I hope you'll continue to help me.
The timing of my dancing lessons is always bad.
- Like the day after I went on a trip for five days. - Oh, yeah.
- Everyone comes to me in a bad mood. - I see.
- Is that why you're always in a bad mood, Yagura? - That's right.
- You've been in a bad mood lately. - In a bad mood?
When I say, "Yagura-san, it's like this," you say, "Yes, please go ahead. I know."
- You say that a lot lately. - Really?
"Yes, I know it's my fault, so please go ahead."
- You said that, didn't you? - I did.
- I think it was last week. - Last week.
- Don't underestimate me. - Oh, you noticed it.
- Please don't get mad at me. - Did you notice it?
She's in a bad mood.
- But even if you're mad, you don't change. - That's right.
- Sometimes you're in a good mood. - I see.
When you were dancing to TWICE's song, you were in a good mood, weren't you?
- Like, "La do do do do do." What song was it? - "L.O.V.E."
- "L.O.V.E." What song was it? - "Talk That Talk."
"Talk That Talk" is the first Korean dance I did.
It was really hard, but "Yagura" was like "Twice"
It was "Twice"
It was shining
Are you still in a bad mood?
No, not at all
Are you okay?
I can't hear you
You can't hear me?
I can't hear your voice
There are times you can't hear me
We would like you to take away your shoes and your slippers
Please bring them
It's about time for "Talk That Talk"
Are you sleepy?
No, I'm not
Did you sleep?
I only slept for one hour
You look energetic
I feel refreshed
Refreshed?
I slept for a short time
Sensei, did you sleep?
I did
What time did you sleep?
I slept for four and a half hours
Four and a half hours with short slippers
Thank you so much
I hope I can sleep with you later
It's a fun project with Sensei
I hope you can prepare for it
Excuse me?
There is a slipper in one of my luggage
Thank you
Excuse me?
Aren't you sleepy?
I'm really sleepy
Really?
But you had a really bad stomachache earlier, didn't you?
On the contrary, you didn't feel sleepy but had a bad stomachache
But now you feel refreshed
Did your blood flow better?
Or did your colon work better?
Your fans took care of it and bought you a colon
They are so kind
Yes, they are
But doesn't that make you sleepy?
You're right
On the contrary
Do you want me to say it again?
No, no, no
Your organs have been hurting for a long time
And it's getting worse
It must be tough for you
I don't have much chance to talk with you
Can you tell me your secret story?
Secret story?
Something you can only tell me now
About you?
For example, about my dance lesson clothes
Like "take it off" or "sorry"
I miss it!
When I was doing my dance lesson under my dad's house
Yes, yes
Everyone was like "what kind of clothes are you wearing?"
It was bad
Once
I said "it was bad"
I was scolded during my lesson
You were scolded?
If I couldn't do my dance lesson with a smile
I was told "take care of your appearance"
So I tried my best to do my dance lesson with a smile
You might have said it
I was told it
I remember it very well
I don't know if it's because you are tired
But I knew you were going to do your dance lesson
So I told you "if you don't do your dance lesson with a smile, you can't dance well"
You told me about your dance lesson
Yes, yes
You told me a lot
Did you say it at first?
Yes
You might have said it
But I think you are cute
You are cute
If you think you are not good at dancing, you should do it
You opened your legs and made them soft
You did it
Great
When was it?
When you were dancing
Sensei shouted out loud
"moves on! moves on!"
When was it?
It's Ami-san's song
Oh, yes
"furufuru manduru"
"milkuru kurukuru manduru"
It's very cute
Yes
"moves on! moves on!"
Everytime she dances "furufuru wonderful", I can hear sensei's voice "obusu! obusu!"
Sensei, where do you find such a cute girl called "obusu"?
It's because of the choreography. Usually, there aren't many small and cute dances like this.
Thanks to that, I was able to be conscious of it.
It's nostalgic.
"obusu! obusu!"
What made you say "obusu"?
I sometimes say "lower body obusu".
Idols have their legs sticking out and their stomachs sticking out.
When their legs are sticking out and their toes are sticking out, it doesn't go with their costumes.
I wish it was a song like that, but it's not a song like that.
In that sense, I think "obusu" conveys it the best.
I'll make you say it! Explain it to me every time!
I think it's the easiest to understand.
Her waist position is weird every time.
That's right.
No matter how hard you try, you can't do it with everyone.
I think it's a little different every time.
I can touch my waist in various ways.
She's too much of an otaku and her posture is like this.
She's coming up from here.
I heard that you have a better posture now.
I think it's better when I'm singing.
On the contrary, it's like this when I'm not singing.
On the contrary?
It may have been reflected.
It was reflected.
When I was doing "pokeka" it was like this.
It may be.
When I was editing videos, I kept saying it like this.
But I think you have a better posture now.
I wonder if my teacher will say it.
"Mamasao, posture! Posture!"
She screams from the side.
Sometimes I suddenly go "pfft" in a live performance.
"My posture is bad."
I can hear my teacher's ears.
I can hear it a little bit in a live performance.
I'm happy that you remember that word in a live performance.
But be careful next time.
I'm watching you.
I'm scared.
If you wear a mask and a hat, you're usually in a bad mood.
"Really?"
"What?"
You're usually wearing a T-shirt and pants.
But you're so excited.
"Why?"
You're so excited, but you're in a bad mood.
"Stop it."
It's on and off.
It's intense.
Don't misunderstand me.
I have my own reasons.
You're busy.
It's been 30 minutes.
Let's move on to the planning section.
President!
It's 7.30 in the morning.
- Good morning. - My legs felt pretty good.
- Oh, you did? - Yes.
- My legs feel lighter now. - Thank you.
- Thank you for dancing all the time, Sensei. - Thank you.
We'd like to move on to our program now.
Here is our program for this time of day.
It's time for "Radio Gymnastics" where you do karate with your audience!
- Radio Gymnastics! - Sounds like fun!
Of course, I and my audience are fighting together.
- That's right. - Some of you may be sleepy or not feeling well.
Some of you may be working before streaming.
So we're going to do some "Radio Gymnastics," relax our bodies, and get rid of sleepiness and fatigue together.
- Everyone, stand up! - Yes, sir!
I'm glad you're standing up. I'm glad you sat down.
Okay, please move your chairs over here.
Why don't you stand in the back? You won't be in the frame if you stand in the front.
Anyway, we're not doing "Radio Gymnastics" part one this time.
We'll do it in part two.
Do you know about part two? It's pretty intense.
I've gotten 100 points in part two.
- 100 points! - What kind of competition is it?
- It's a gymnastics competition. - I see.
I only got points in "Radio Gymnastics" so I earned a lot of points.
- In part two... - I said it in a loud voice.
- You said "Radio Gymnastics" in a loud voice? - I did!
- 1, 2, 3, 4, and so on. - It's been a few hours.
- I was the captain. The voice captain. - Of course, Sensei did "Radio Gymnastics" too.
Let's protect our bodies while watching Sensei. Everyone is doing their best, right?
- You're all tired, right? - Yes!
- Yes! - Okay.
Are you ready for the music?
Okay, we'll start with my "Radio Gymnastics" part two.
"Radio Gymnastics" part two!
Ready, go!
You jumped out of nowhere, didn't you?
Cucumber is really difficult.
I don't know the rhythm of this song.
That was refreshing.
Why did you choose the second song? It's difficult.
The second song is fun, but I don't know the meaning of this song.
Oh, "shirage"!
What's that?
I'm sure of it.
That's a lie, isn't it?
Let's move on to "isolation" that Wachacha always does.
Here it is.
She always plays "yo-gak-na-ga-shi-ga-ra-iso-re-shin-e-ru-je-ne-su-wa".
Sometimes, when she plays "mise" or something like that, I think "wow!".
"No, don't do it!".
"Don't do it!", I think like that.
Since we have a chance like this, let's see what kind of lessons Wachacha usually does.
That's right.
Do you have a free song you can play?
I think you can do it.
Why don't you sing my little song?
"No, don't do it!".
"Year by year, I become lonely, and I become angry"...
That's a good fade-out.
Don't say "fade-out" here!
I went too far.
Does that mean you can't do it if you don't play one song?
By the way, can you play "isolation" with "radio-taiso" part two?
I can do it.
Ah, so you can play "isolation" with "radio-taiso" part two.
Do your best as much as you can.
Okay, let's call out.
Isolation, second!
Ready, go!
You usually do this in lessons?
Yes, I do.
Amazing.
I do it more.
Amazing.
"Ame-chan moves a lot and Yagura-chan is good at it."
Mob-chan is good!
Praise me!
Mob-chan is good!
Sensei, you could only look to the right from the beginning.
Right?
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
You can move a lot now, can't you?
Yes.
It's good to be able to come to a live lesson like this.
Yes, but the audience couldn't do it.
Isolation.
But you did your best.
Yes, I did my best.
Masaya, you didn't move an inch.
No, I didn't.
You said you didn't move, but you said you felt pain.
Masaya, you were really good at isolation of your neck.
You were good.
You didn't move an inch.
This is difficult.
It's difficult, isn't it?
I know you can do it.
My neck?
Really?
Yes, you can do it.
But it's not good if you practice it.
I finally feel like I can do it.
Yes.
Some people are saying that their necks are cracking.
Are you okay?
Did you bend that much?
You are really good at isolation of your neck.
Thank you very much.
This has been "Let's do radio exercises together" corner.
Thank you very much.
"Mobu-chan, you are better than you used to be."
What do you know, Mobuda?!
Thank you very much.
"Mobu-chan, good luck!" "Thank you for the Super Chat!" "I'm off to work now!" "Have a good day!"
"Sushi-beard Daruma-chan said, "Mobu-chan, you are amazing!" Thank you! Thank you for the Super Chat!
So we only have 10 minutes left.
We sold 3 tickets!
If we sell 7 more, we will get a reward.
Do you have anything you want to say or ask Sensei?
Can I ask something I want to ask the audience?
Yes, of course.
I want to know what kind of songs and choreographies you like.
That's right! I want you to leave comments or shout out loud.
Oh! "Sawage"!
"Sawage" is the first song Sensei wrote for me.
I think so! I think so!
I remember it! I remember it!
"Without me..." I like "Sawage" a lot, too!
I like it a lot, too!
The composition is fun, and it's really good!
You mean the song "Sawage"?
Yes! Why did you say "sawage"?
I was thinking about it at first.
"What should I do about it?" "Is that the main point?"
I'm the one who says "sawage" but...
I was thinking about it a lot, and I might have said it.
I like it a lot!
Thank you for saying you like shampoo!
Thank you! I love shampoo!
This part of shampoo seems a little difficult, doesn't it?
"Is there no way?"
I want you to work hard on that part!
Oh! The fans can use their abs a lot, right?
Yes! They can use their abs a lot, right?
I'll use my abs for shoes.
The next day...
On the contrary, I want to do it more every day.
You shouldn't exercise too much, Mobu-san.
I'll get chubby.
Also, "banzai" has a good sense, doesn't it?
Oh, "banzai"!
"banzai" is also very fast, isn't it?
It may be fast.
Recently, it's amazing.
It ends in about an hour, doesn't it?
It ends.
It's like "shall we go about three times a day?"
We're doing it.
"banzai" also has a lot of particular points, doesn't it?
"de te de te de te"
It's like a tap dance, isn't it?
"de te de te de te"
Yes, because I'm from Asia,
I often do this step dance in Asia.
Oh, that's right.
It's troublesome.
I'm sorry.
Practice it.
"wachaina girls"
"wachaina" is a teacher, isn't it?
"wachaina"?
I think it's "kenta" teacher.
"kenta" may be always there.
It's not "wachaina".
"kenta" is amazing, and "wachaina" is amazing.
Thank you very much.
Also, Ame-chan and Yagura-san,
do you have a favorite song with your teacher's choreography?
I like "furufuru".
I know it very well.
I've been told it's ugly, but I like "furufuru".
"uhashire yado"
It's like dancing with both hands
so that it's easy to dance with "tiktok".
It's like dancing with both hands
so that it's easy to dance with "tiktok".
I think it was Wache-chan's song market
who first made such a song.
I think it was Wache-chan's song market
who first made such a song.
That's right.
I made it in front of my family's table.
I don't need that information!
She made it for me
when I was very busy
during the year-end and year-end holidays.
It's a very cute song.
I searched "kawaii" a lot.
It's cute but not cute.
I searched "kawaii" a lot.
You did too much today.
Do you know what I mean?
So, I'm sorry for your heart.
No, it's not.
How can we make you look "kawaii"?
I guess we made it imagining each of you.
I'm happy about it.
How about you, Yaku-chan?
I like all of you.
You're so random.
She's so random.
It's not only you, isn't it?
We get along well behind the scenes.
We get along well, don't we?
She might be the one who takes photos the most.
We have conflicts.
We have conflicts since we were born.
When do you come up with ideas for the choreography?
"Wachacha" is...
on the train.
Isn't it like a flow of work?
It's like "obu"'s "tsuikyasu"'s "ore".
It's not like "obu"'s "tsuikyasu"'s "ore".
We listen to the song on the train or in our daily life.
And we come up with the choreography at once.
I know it!
The inspiration is important.
The first inspiration is important.
Who is it?
It's important.
I know it!
Yaku-chan, you come up with the choreography.
When I listen to the song, I come up with the shape.
You look like a teacher.
Like a human.
You look like a teacher.
You look like a human.
You don't have good attitude in lessons.
You can see that shape.
Right?
You come up with a good choreography.
Thank you.
You can't count the counts.
Right.
We do it for the feeling.
Right.
You come up with a great choreography.
All of us are good at it.
Sometimes we can't pass it.
Right.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Even if you say it...
"Feel it."
It's fun.
"Feel it" is hard.
Speaking of Yaguchon's choreography, there's a part where all the members dance.
Isn't that all Yaguchon?
That's true.
Can you dance?
It's like...
It's like a dance solo.
Yes, it's like you're dancing like this.
That's Yaguchon's choreography.
I'll make it a little easier for you.
It's like...
"Zaco Dance."
It's like...
If you improve as you go, you can make it a little harder next time.
I see.
That's what you said at first.
"Zaco Dance."
It's been a year since then.
What do you think?
Can you play it for me?
Can you think of it now?
Really?
Yes.
It's only five minutes away.
It's really cool.
Yes.
Let's start with Ame-chan first.
It's Lily.
Lily-san.
Can you dance Lily-san's part, Mobu?
There's a dance scene before the chorus of "Call."
Can you dance it for me?
Yes, that's it.
Do you remember it?
It's like this.
Yes, that's it.
I think there was something like this, too.
Was there?
Yes, there was.
That's it.
She's good, isn't she?
She's really good.
Ame-chan's part...
Ame-chan's part is difficult, isn't it?
That's right.
"Dangan."
This is useful, too, isn't it?
"Chest."
"Love it."
"Take it away."
"Turn your butt."
"Take it away."
"Turn your butt."
Yes.
That's it, Mobu-chan.
There's only one kind of dance, isn't it?
That's right.
What kind of Yagura did you do?
Yagura is...
That's impossible.
Oh, this one? But this one is Yagucha.
Oh, yes, yes.
Can you make a move for me?
Can I?
Yes.
I've always wanted to do it, but...
You can do it!
Should we practice?
You can do it.
Because you're getting better at it, Mob.
That's really good!
Let's have Ame-chan and Sensei Lily-san do it in a row.
Let's do it.
It's a bit of a countdown.
Can you do it one more time, Yagura-san?
Can you do it one more time, Sensei?
From now on, I'll do it like this.
I'll do it in a leveled up version, so please look forward to it in the next live.
Sensei, thank you for always watching Mob Talk.
Takechi-san sent us a message.
Thank you!
Takechi, thank you!
Thank you!
So, the guests were Narumi-sensei and me.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Now, let's have a five-minute break!
Are you not sleepy anymore?
You've been up all night, haven't you?
You've been moving, too.
You look like you just got up in the morning, even though you're not sleeping.
So, I'd like to explain this project first.
"Nippon Wachacha" Suzuki Mobu.
We'll be having a one-man live at Nippon Budokan on March 31st.
For that, we're planning to sell a lot of tickets.
Guests will appear every hour.
We're planning to sell tickets to guests.
If we sell 10 tickets, we'll be grateful.
If we sell 20 tickets, we'll be even more grateful.
You can buy tickets behind me anytime.
If you look in the comments section of YouTube, you can see them from a fixed position.
If we sell more than 500,000 tickets, we'll give you more.
As a reward for me...
As I said earlier, there are other English rewards.
I'd be very happy if you could buy them.
It's a long story, but please stay tuned.
This is our 8 p.m. guest.
Thank you for coming.
Hey, you are funny.
It is 8 a.m.
Excuse me.
It is not 8 a.m.
It is 8 a.m.
Oh, you're not up yet.
Thank you very much!
Thank you for coming in the morning. Could you please introduce yourself?
I'm Randy of Dengeki Network.
I'm happy to be here today. Thank you for having me.
Thank you!
I'm sorry, it's me. I don't have earrings this time.
8 o'clock! Highball!
That's fast!
I thought it would be Ginger Ale.
I'm sorry, I drank it. Thank you for having me.
Some of you are watching this live on YouTube.
If you use this microphone, you can hear everyone's voice.
I'd like you to use that microphone and this one, Genki.
We're always on good terms.
We're just joking.
It's fine over there.
I think it'll be easier for you to hear if you bring the microphone closer.
I'm going to post the details of the giveaway project.
The person who retweets it will win a prize.
I'd be happy if you retweeted it.
Thank you!
I'm sorry.
You called me out at 8 in the morning.
On the contrary, it was easier for me to come after I drank it.
On the contrary!
I thought it would be over if I slept.
You drank it until morning.
I left it there.
You left it there.
On the contrary, it was good for me.
Thank you.
I did my first collaboration with Dengeki-san on YouTube two years ago.
That's right.
At the time...
At the time, you weren't in this shape, were you?
I wasn't in this shape.
It's only been a year since I've been in this shape.
That's right.
For those of you who don't know, it may be hard for you to tell us why you're in this shape.
I'd be happy if you could tell us.
Do you know Dengeki Network?
Last year, Nambu Trata's leader collapsed.
That's why you inherited that hairstyle, right?
That's right.
Nambu-san's hairstyle.
But isn't Nambu-san's hairstyle getting more intense?
That's right.
Is it too much?
No.
Nambu-san said his hair was getting thinner in the second half.
Don't say it, don't say it. Don't drink it. It used to be like this.
Does it mean you're too energetic?
Yes, but I'm energetic today as well.
You're energetic today as well.
Your hair is thinner than Nambu-san's and you're energetic today as well.
I guess it's better to have it.
It's better to have it, isn't it?
Yes, it's easier to carry it in.
These glasses look funny in the morning.
Let's do another selfie.
Oh, it's these glasses.
Yes, we didn't plan for it.
It's quite amazing.
Can you explain about these glasses?
These glasses are the ones that Nambu-san always wore.
The ones that the real Nambu-san wore.
If you look closely at the back, and I'd like you to look at it as well,
he always bought the one that cost 100 yen and burned it with a lighter and bent it where it touches his nose.
That's why you can see the burn marks in the middle.
There are so many of them.
Wow, thank you for letting me wear them.
Not at all.
Thank you very much.
Please wear them a lot.
Is it okay for me to show off so much?
I can't believe it's 8 in the morning.
It's the best, isn't it?
Is it okay for me to wear these glasses as well?
It's more like you're overseas than you're in Asahi.
I don't know which country you're from.
It's really strong.
It's 8 in the morning, everyone.
Please wake up.
We're in Japan.
We're in Japan. Thank you very much.
I met you on YouTube and got to know you from there.
I got to know you and the president.
Genki-san and I are only talking about this.
On my YouTube project, I did a prank on the president.
I did "tuna desert" and stuff like that.
Actually, Genki-san caught about half of it.
What did you catch?
I caught "tuna desert."
You caught "tuna desert."
What are you doing?
I caught "tuna desert" so I'm taking it with me.
So you're doing a prank on me?
I think of myself as a "par system."
"Par system?"
Yes.
In the winter, I'm like, "Huh? Par-san, you didn't bring vegetables?"
"Par-san!"
In the summer, I'm like...
Like bonito. I think of it as a system that brings seasonal things like bonito.
- That's right. - That's right.
I don't know if you noticed, but a year ago, at the end of the year stream,
Genki-san, for some reason, Machachan saying "thank you for this year"
- Genki-san preparing a hot pot of fugu for me. - That's right.
- And chestnuts. - And oysters.
- And oysters. - That's right.
It's like you're saying "oh" to someone who's just arrived, right?
- But I actually bought some goods on my way home. - Oh, is that so?
- Buy it. - Huh? I didn't know.
It's like an exchange.
- It's not cheap at all, though. - No, no, no.
What did you buy... What did you buy on your way home?
- No, no, no. - I looked it up properly.
T-shirt. But I already bought a T-shirt.
- It was about 3XL. - You really bought it?
- It was really big. - It was really big.
- You bought it properly for me. - That's right.
- Thank you very much. - No, no, no.
- You bought me quite a lot. - Yes.
- Osaba! - Yes?
- It's been a while! - No, no, it's been a while.
What kind of horse was it?
- You're already used to it, aren't you? - I'm used to it!
- I don't think you're used to it yet. - It was shocking, wasn't it?
At first, the president told me to prepare some moves so that I could beat Dengiki Network-san since I was going to do a Wachachan YouTube collaboration.
I knew about the existence of Dengiki Network-san, but I didn't know much about it.
So I thought, "Oh, it's Dengiki Network-san."
I looked it up to see if there was a way to beat it.
At first, I came out and said, "Can you beat me?!"
"Isn't it okay since Lili-san and Pierce-san are really popular?"
I said that and came out first.
- No, it's not... - It's not Pierce-san's place, is it?
- It's a people you can't see very often. - That's true.
- It's also floating in Takeshita Street. - Oh my!
- Then there's no place for it to be mixed in. - If it floats there, there's no place for it in Japan.
There's no place for it, right?
And the amount of juice!
No, that's right.
If you go to Thailand, you'll be worshipped about 50 times more than in Japan.
Oh, that's right!
- You're like a god! - I don't know what you're misunderstanding.
It's Ganesha, right?
- Ganesha! - It's Ganesha, right?
Even in Japan, sometimes you'll see grandmothers lining up for "hatsumode" or something like that.
Yeah, you'll see them holding hands in the back.
Maybe they'll give you something like a donation box or something like that.
- "Please take a picture of me," a grandmother might say. - Oh, but it's true.
- It seems like it happens. - But I know you two have a lot in common, not about winning or losing.
- What?! There's no such thing! - What do you mean, "common"? I found it!
- What?! There's no such thing! - I thought it was this!
- No, there's not. - You don't know about it, do you?
- It's like a constellation or something like that. - But looking at you two now...
- What is it? - You have something in common.
- You both don't like taking a bath. - Wow!
- No, you're clapping so well! - It's not like I hate it or anything like that.
- Oh, you like it when it's hot. - I like it when it's hot, but I don't go in when it's not hot.
- Oh, I see. - Yeah, so I go to the countryside or go to a sunroom or something like that.
- Yeah. - I don't go anywhere else.
- Oh, you don't go in? - No.
- It's not like I don't like it or anything like that. - No, you're wrong. I'm the same way.
- You don't like going to a sunroom. - I don't like going to a sunroom.
- But you do go to a bathhouse, don't you? - Oh, a bathhouse...
- So you go to Gran Castama on purpose, don't you? - Gran Castama...
- Oh, it's a manga cafe. - Oh!
- It's a manga cafe with a large bathhouse. - You don't like it when it's hot, do you?
- Yeah. - That's true!
- I've never passed by such a narrow passage. - That's true.
What do you do with this metal thing when you go to a hot spring or something like that?
- No, I don't go into a hot spring like this. - I see, I see, I see.
- I guess it's a little hot in a sauna. - But isn't this part of your neck really hot?
- That's right. I like saunas, so my body can handle it. - I see, I see.
- But the pierced part of my neck sometimes touches my neck and comes out hot. - What?!
- It has to come out because of the pierced part of my neck. - Does it take a long time to remove it?
- It takes an hour to remove it. - What?!
- It doesn't take two hours to put it back on. - Wow!
- It must have been really hard when you went to the hot spring, right? - The hot spring was tough.
- It was, wasn't it? - As a dentist.
- I took a lot of pictures, and all of them came out. - That's true.
- There's nothing wrong with my teeth, but this picture is abnormal. - That doctor is good.
- He said something good and I got my money back. - You got it back. You didn't have anything.
- I'm glad, I'm glad. - I'm glad, I'm glad.
- By the way, since when haven't you taken pictures? - Oh, but I lose it right away.
- You lose it? - I lose it and increase it.
- You lose it and increase it? - I don't even notice that I'm losing it.
- And then I lose it. - Oh, you lose it and increase it.
- And then I lose it and increase it. - Oh, you lose it and increase it.
- I repeat it. I increase it and increase it. - Why do you increase it?
- It doesn't change much, does it? - No, it doesn't change.
- If you look at it from the flag, it doesn't change, but I don't think it changes from a woman who has plastic surgery.
- What does that mean? - If you look at it from the eyes, it becomes nose.
- If you look at it from the nose, it becomes chin. - I see.
- If you look at it from the flag, it doesn't change. I think it's in that state. - It changes a lot.
- It changes? - It changes.
- If you compare it from the beginning, it's like that, right? - It's like a hyaluronic acid called "girls".
- Really? - Like "I put in a little bit".
- Oh, I see. I don't know about others, though. - Oh, you're right.
- I'm self-satisfied, aren't I? - But you used to have a very impactful appearance.
- Genki originally had a very normal... - Normal... No, it's seriously normal.
- You've changed your character too much. What kind of reaction do you get from your fans?
- No, but I've already decided that I'm going to wear this hairstyle. - Oh, I see.
- I usually take off my glasses and hide my hairstyle, so I don't know who I am at all.
- Oh, so you don't look like this when you go fishing? - No, not at all.
- Oh, you don't? - Genki, you look like a piece of garbage, but you won't be found out.
- Why? - You'll be found out.
- I'm not worried. - I'm alive and well.
- The person next to you is too flashy. - I won't be found out.
- I used to watch "non-fiction". - Oh, thank you.
- It was last January or something like that, wasn't it? - Well, the broadcast was...
- I haven't been able to watch it myself. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Nambu-san... - The broadcast may have been in May or something like that.
- Yes, yes. - We may not have been working as hard as we should have.
- In the first half and second half... - Yes, we did.
- In the first half, Nambu-san was leading us on how we were going to move the show forward.
In the second half, Nambu-san passed away and we were talking about how we were going to move the show forward.
Nambu-san's wife appeared on TV for the first time and gave a speech, didn't she?
- Yes, she did. - I was watching it and I couldn't stop crying.
- Thank you very much. - And in the first half and second half of Nambu-san's funeral,
when I was also there, I could see Nambu-san clearly.
- It was on the news too, wasn't it? - Yes, it was.
Nambu-san's wife said, "As expected of you, Nambu-san! Your funeral is like Halloween!"
- And the picture was of her from behind. - That's right!
- Wow! Amazing! - And she was wearing a costume.
- Yes! And on her Instagram, I'm on there too! - Wow!
- Yes. - That's amazing.
And Nambu-san said to Genki-san, "If you haven't seen it yet, I'm going to follow you from now on because you're energetic."
- Wow! - And she was wearing a costume. I thought you had heard about it.
- No, not at all. - Not at all?
- It's weird for me to say this
but it's weird for me to see a picture
but when I see her move and hear her voice
I still can't say, "Ah!"
- Ah! I see. That's true. - Yes.
At first, it's like you just accept her appearance, but it's been about a year since "tamashii" came out.
- Yes.
- Has it changed? - No, it hasn't changed.
- It hasn't changed? - Yes.
- Everyone, please buy the tickets. - Thank you very much!
- That's right, it's important. - Mob-chan has a reward for you!
- I see, I heard about it. - Thank you very much.
- How is it, Mobby? - If you buy the tickets, you'll be able to make sounds.
- Hey, buy zero! - Hey!
- It's going up by two or three.
- Just now, a fan of "Nippon Maccha-chan" came and sold 80 tickets and went home.
- What?! - 80 tickets...
- How?! What kind of method is that?! - I don't know, but she sold 80 tickets and went home.
- To be honest
yesterday, I watched "Dengeki" too
and I said "I know Dengeki" and "Mob-chan-chan" on YouTube
and I said "Of course
they'll buy it for me tomorrow when we go out at 8 o'clock."
- "Ah, they've already bought it for me..." - "Ah, they've already bought it for me!"
- "They've already bought it for me..." - I'm happy about it.
- That's right. There were quite a lot of people who knew us through collaborations.
- There's nothing good about us. - No, there's nothing like that!
- We're just letting it out. - It's been flowing from "Dengeki" to "Mob-chan-chan".
- There were quite a lot of people who said, "How did you know?" and "Dengeki is a network."
- "We're scary." - That's right. - "SE is flowing."
- Ah, but on the contrary, we don't know where we'll meet.
- "Mob-chan-chan" is an idol and says, "We're doing our live show here."
- Ah, wait a minute... - Huh?! Ehh?! No way!
- No, no, no... - Ehh?! It's too special! Ehh?!
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- No way! - Good morning.
- Shifuku-kai! Shifuku-kai! - Judo-san!
- I'll... - Yes?
- Since you're doing your best... - Yes?
- Here you go. - Ehh?!
- Ehh?! Like this?! - Oh my!
- Yes, yes... - Is it okay?! - It's heavy!
- What, what, what, what? I'm not listening!
Oh, he's about to say "buy it", right?
Oh, he did it!
Wait, wait, wait, wait...
Yes, it's not "we" or anything like that...
I thought it was "rice" and I put it in the top most...
Cracker!
Cracker... Huh? Isn't this a trick?
Isn't it a trick?
Suddenly?
It's not a trick...
Even we haven't said it...
It's true...
For now, we'll say various things...
Is there anything else you're watching?
I think he's getting better...
No, he's getting better...
That's right, earlier when I was watching in the dressing room, you were dancing with full muscles...
That's right, that's right...
I thought you were going to make me dance as soon as the show was over...
Wow! Gyuzo-san's towel?
Ah!
Full muscles party!
Ah! Is that why you woke up early today?
Well, I'm an old man...
I'm Gyuzo of Dengeki Network...
Full muscles party!
It says "law", right?
I'm an old man's "law"...
Wow, you're wearing a lot of clothes!
Oh, what is it?
It's full muscles...
I can't believe you came so early in the morning...
Amino acid drink! Thank you very much!
After this, when you wake up, this will come in handy...
Is it okay?
And then, and then...
A supplement for students who are taking exams...
Yes...
Supplement...
Ramune!
Ramune tea...
I'm really happy!
And a lot of...
Applause! Don't cry!
Oh!
There's a lot of ramune!
There is!
There's a lot of amino acid and grapes...
I'm really happy!
My brain is spinning...
Oh, it's true! I've never seen it before!
I've seen regular ramune, but this is it!
It looks like it's powerful...
Powerful!
It's huge!
Amino acid!
You only see it with alcohol...
You've already forgotten about crackers...
What?!
Scary, scary...
It's fine!
Scary, scary...
What's wrong with you?
Bob's mouth is spinning!
That's true...
It's slippery!
Huh?!
No, no...
This isn't a tragedy stage!
Is there such a thing?!
Her voice is gone! What are you going to do about it?!
This is Bob-chan!
Wait a minute! Are you serious?!
No, I'll do it for you!
While giving a lecture!
Because it's dangerous!
Are you going to give me a lecture?!
Because it's a dangerous technique!
Is that enough?!
Yes!
Let's go!
Watch out!
It's 8 in the morning!
It's 8 in the morning and we're done with this, but Bob-chan,
there's still more!
Um, excuse me, um...
No, it's fine.
Her eyes...
Her eyes aren't closing at all anymore.
Wow, what a loud voice!
Let's go somewhere!
I want to go somewhere!
Let's go!
I want to go somewhere!
In the crowd...
Watch out!
I'm always scared!
Please fixate your body.
It's been a while!
How is it around here?
Excuse me!
First of all, open your mouth wide.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
Look at me seriously!
The vibration is reaching me!
Old man!
You're overdoing it!
Look at me seriously!
It's been a while since I've worked with a cute girl, so I'm also a little excited.
It's early in the morning, but my eyes are open!
Um, Bob-chan, watch out for your eyes!
Yes, watch out for your eyes!
Um, please close your eyes completely!
Please open your mouth wide!
And put the microphone around here!
Yes!
Okay, let's go!
Everybody!
One, two, three!
We'll go like this!
I see!
I'm really...
I see, I see, I see!
I'm really scared!
I'm scared!
Are you happy?
Yes!
Okay, let's go!
One, two, three, everyone, count it! One, two, three!
Hey! Are you okay, heart?
Yes! I did my best! Applause for P!
Applause for Mob P!
No, no, no, no. He was really shaking.
It's amazing! He was shaking like a wet chihuahua.
It may be the first time I've done it properly. Mouth cracker.
It hit my throat tightly.
I'm not saying a throat.
And Mob-chan, I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry on behalf of the group.
However, the old man with the mouth cracker,
you may have seen it from below,
but his nose is watering.
He did his best to put tissues in his nose.
Please forgive him.
Thank you.
He's putting tissues in his nose so that his nose doesn't water.
It's cold in the morning.
He's putting tissues in his nose.
The old man with the mouth cracker,
please do your best and forgive him.
Thank you very much.
Now I have to go and do some radio exercises.
Yes!
This white thing on your nose,
you're white-haired.
White-haired?
Oh, you slipped.
I think you should go and do some radio exercises.
I thought you were going to pick me up.
How many hours do we have left?
No, no, no, no, no.
Why are you trying to cross over to the other side?
We only have about five minutes left.
It's okay for you to pull me at all.
Well, I hope you have a good time today.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
I'm getting sleepy.
Oh, thank you so much.
Please raise me up.
Thank you for your cooperation with the fans.
That's all.
This is Ryo of Dengeki Network and Gyuzo.
Thank you.
Gyuzo is very helpful at idol events and such.
Damn it!
Even if Gyuzo comes out, I won't be able to broadcast "SE"!
Damn it!
Hey, "cracker"!
If Mob chan doesn't come out with "cracker",
I don't know what's going to happen in the future.
I don't know what's going to happen.
Well, if you buy "donkisto", you'll be able to do it.
I don't know what's going to happen.
Yes, that's all.
Yes.
I'm also doing a project.
Yes.
Can I say "project"?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes.
President!
Your voice was already coming out.
I'm glad.
It's been a while since I've been here at 8 in the morning.
I'm sorry. I'll take it when I'm tired.
Don't say that to our precious members.
Tell him!
I can't sing anymore.
Eight! Nine! Ten!
No, no, no! Four! Four more!
No, no, no! Not at all wonderful!
Thank you very much!
Wow!
Is it ten?
Thank you very much!
Seriously...
Oh, I guess gyuzo was in the way!
No, no, no!
It's a series of flows now, isn't it?
I'm sorry if gyuzo was in the way, but did gyuzo win yet?
It's too early!
Isn't it too early to fix it like this?
Don't overdo it!
It's too early for that, isn't it?
Anyway, it sold ten copies!
Thank you very much!
It sold ten copies, so I'll give you this.
Oh, yes, yes.
I'm glad it sold ten copies.
I'm glad it did.
It's amazing, really.
Thank you very much for making it to the record.
It's a mob goods, but...
I'll give you a mob goods.
Oh, thank you very much!
Oh, it's cute!
Thank you very much!
By the way, I matched my hair with mobs today.
Wow, it's blue!
Wasn't it blue before?
It's blue and falls off, so you can see it's just dyed.
Oh, you can see it, right?
Thank you very much!
It's cute!
Anyway, please have a seat.
Can I have a seat?
Thank you very much!
Oh, it's amazing!
I got it!
Huh? Twenty copies sold?
Huh? I'm checking it now.
Um, this is me yesterday...
Oh!
Um, that's me.
Is it okay? Doesn't it say "gyuzo"?
No, it's "z" but...
Huh? This is me...
Oh, four thousand...
One more.
Huh? Twenty copies!
Can you sell two copies?
The count... The count...
I'll check it now.
Um... Yes.
Wow! I'm so happy!
Thank you very much!
I can give you this ticket, so...
Seriously?!
I'd be happy if you could give it to me.
Wow, twenty copies sold! Thank you very much!
Twenty copies!
No, no, no...
Oh, I'm checking it now. It hasn't sold yet.
Hey!
Hey, "z", you bastard!
I'm going all the way to Kagoshima!
I know where you live!
You're from Kagoshima, aren't you?
Yes!
Hey, you, sit down and read it quickly.
Yes, yes, yes.
"z" "z" "z"
You just wrote "twenty copies" in the comments, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
Wow, it's really, really dirty in here!
- That's right. - Sorry about that.
- So, let's move on to the show. - Yes!
- "Men's Breakfast"! - "Men's Breakfast"!
- It's a little hard to understand with the title, but... - Thank you! I just ate a cracker!
- So, it's 8.30 now. - Yes.
- We've been working hard all afternoon, but we're hungry now. - Yes, we are.
- So, it's time to eat breakfast now. - Yes.
But it's not fun to eat breakfast normally, so we'll give you three items in total.
- Yes. - And if you get one item each, you'll play rock-paper-scissors.
And the person who wins will pay for it. It's a very simple game.
- Ah, I see. - Yes.
- Money, right? - Yes.
So, please give us the first item!
- Right? The staff will bring it for you. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Is it good? - Of course it's good.
- There are three kinds of items, right? - Yes, there are three kinds of items.
- I'm sure one of them is weird. - Ah, I see.
- Ah, then... - Is it okay for me to eat a cracker while I'm at it?
- Ah, okay. - It's okay for you, right?
- No, it's okay for me at all. - Recently...
- Eat it! - Um, you know...
- We haven't been able to deliver any special products to the office. - See? It's not a par system.
- It's a par system. - It's seasoned. - Even if you say it's a par system, I don't know it.
- Ah, you don't know it. - Ah, you don't know it. - Ah, you don't know it?
- No, I don't know it, either. - I don't know it, either.
- Um, Seikyo-san, the first item is... - Yes, it's a truck that the housewife goes to pick up when it rains, right?
- Yes, yes, yes. - Ah, I see.
- The container that comes with it. - Yes, yes, yes.
It's like a J.A. teacher. She goes "something-something-san-chi" and the tomatoes and eggplant arrive.
- Eh, what do you want to eat? - No, that's why...
- No, no, wait, I'm moving. - No, it's squid and stuff.
- Ah, squid... - I'm not moving. Did you pick it up?
- What do you like to catch recently? - I like squid.
- Squid! - Yes.
- But you know... - Eat the squid. - I want to say something cheerfully.
- Yes. - It arrived in a cardboard box.
- Yes. - It arrived.
- Yes. - And...
Was it an orange? Like...
- Yuzu? Yuzu or... - It has nothing to do with fish.
- Potatoes! - Like kabosu or something like that. - Yes, yes.
- It was spread out. - Yes. - Kabosu isn't used that much.
- I forgot it was kabosu. - Yes. - So...
I thought, "No, kabosu isn't used that much," and left it for a while.
If you dig it...
If you dig it, you'll find the same amount of potatoes spread out underneath.
- There's no way you'd know. - No, no, no.
- Why didn't you know? - On top of the potatoes...
- If you spread it out... - It's like you're getting the habit of sweetening it.
- Hide it. - Why did you camouflage it?
- You can't say it's potatoes underneath. - No, no.
- It's really eye-catching. - It's a nice aroma. - If you're a producer, you can say it.
But if you're a producer and you're not using potatoes but kabosu underneath, you might crush the kabosu.
- Yes, yes, yes. - But you spread out the potatoes and sell the kabosu. - Ah, I see, I see.
- You're very strong. - It might not be something you say now, but... - I see.
- If you order too much vegetables, Genki will sell it to a farmer and send it to his office. - That's right.
- But if you send too much vegetables to our office, Genki's house will go to your office and you'll receive it.
- Genki-kun, thank you for everything. - Is it a joke?!
- You order it from your own house? - No, I...
- That farmer... - Yes. - I moved. - Yes, yes.
- I said, "Ah, I sent it to the previous address." "What's going on?" I thought.
- But you still receive it. - Yes, yes.
- It's completely different. You just send it to Wachacha's office. - You send it to her office.
- It's funny. - You receive the first bottle of milk. - It's not like you get it for breakfast.
- By the way, I heard that you bought the milk from the ticket salesman earlier. - Ah, I see. - Thank you very much.
- Ah, I see. - Ah, you don't buy milk. - Ah, that's right.
- You don't buy milk. - There are three types of milk.
- This is one type. - Is this garbage? - No, no, no.
- Yay! - Yay!
- Thank you very much. - Wow, look! - Eh, really? - Color!
8, 9, 10!
- Wow, 20! - Really? - Shut up!
- 20 tickets means... - Eh, could it be?
- Could it be? - Eh?
- Thank you! - Yes, if you like!
- Yes! - Yes! - Yes! - Yes!
She's the type who gives me tickets!
- 20 tickets! Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- Congratulations! Thank you very much! - Wow!
- In a row... - No, no...
- Congratulations for selling 20 tickets! Here you go. - Yes.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- You're interested in Thailand, aren't you? - Thank you very much.
- It's a system... - What kind of system is this?
- It's a band... - It's a party system.
- It's not a party system, it's not a religious system, right? - Yes.
- Yes, and with this you'll receive an Amazon gift card. - Thank you!
- Really?! - Thank you very much!
- Ah! - Thank you! Eh?!
- Is this okay for us too? - Of course.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- Thank you! - Thank you very much!
- Now then, the plan is... - Yes.
- The first item for breakfast is milk. - Yes.
- Can I eat it? Can I drink it? - Of course.
- There's just enough for three people. - Yes, yes.
- This is probably about 150 yen for one pot, right? - Yes.
- 150 yen. - Yes.
- So, let's do rock-paper-scissors and the person who wins gets 450 yen.
- Ah, I see! - Ah, I see!
- Before you drink it, let's do rock-paper-scissors. - Yes.
- Rock-paper-scissors. - Rock-paper-scissors.
- Rock-paper-scissors. Rock-paper-scissors. - Wah...
- Eh?! Oh... - This is worth it!
- It's worth it. That means you can drink it. - These two...
- The one who wins can pay for it. It's like a鈍金 (singing of coins) - Ah, that's right!
- It's like a鈍金 (singing of coins) - You're scary!
- First one up... - Rock-paper-scissors! - Rock-paper-scissors!
- Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
- Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! - It's okay!
- It's like a paper-scissors game!
- It's hard! - It's like three people...
It's difficult.
There's something called "choki".
What?
There's something called "choki".
It's "teikon", isn't it?
There's something called "choki".
Rock-paper-scissors!
The first drink is Genki's "oshihara", 414 yen.
Thank me.
Thank you for the drink.
I wanted to protect it.
You can't drink it, can you?
I just pay for it.
Can you drink it?
It's too cruel.
I pay for it and you don't drink it.
Can you drink it?
It's really delicious.
It says "delicious" on it.
You don't pay for it with "bad" milk, do you?
Well, I don't know how to do it.
The first drink is...
I'm looking forward to it.
I feel relaxed now.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy to eat it with you.
It's a real meal.
It's not like that.
You are my senior.
The second drink is "sadachi".
It's like a course meal.
There are different kinds of it.
Which one do you like, Mofu-chan?
Teriyaki chicken, ham, cheese and hamburger steak.
Is it that expensive?
Is it 900 yen?
Yes, it is.
Are you serious?
Are you surprised?
I can't help it.
Can I pay for it with this?
No, you can't.
Is it 450 yen in Mercari?
It's more expensive.
There is "unopened goods".
Yes, there is.
I can't remember why I bought it.
It's a little expensive, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
So that's the purpose of selling it.
And the way you hold the microphone is really creepy.
I thought it wasn't so bad to wear it like this.
I don't like the distance and I don't like getting hit, so if I hit it, the distance is constant, isn't it?
I'm not wearing it.
I'm talking.
No, you're not.
While someone is talking, you have to eat.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
We've been drinking for about 12 hours now, haven't we?
That's right.
That's right, me too.
It's about time.
What did you do?
I was going to play a prank on you.
Oh, highball.
He's already drinking it.
He just came over.
Randy, right?
You're having a bar, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
I came as it is today.
Wow.
I thought it would be over if I slept.
It's over even if you drink it.
Where is the bar?
It's in Kabukicho.
It's a crazy bar, isn't it?
It's a crazy bar.
The interior is also crazy.
What kind of interior is it?
Everyone misunderstands it as a haunted house.
It's dark, isn't it?
No, it's already messed up.
There used to be a bag and a snake.
There are still snakes now.
A bag and a snake?
That's right.
It's like you're there on your own.
I bought it.
Yes, I bought it.
When I bought it, the store told me I had to leave the door open in a cold weather.
Then, two snakes ran away to Kabukicho.
It's too much.
They came out.
It's too much.
A fairly thick snake was released to Kabukicho.
Why do you say it's too much?
It's a big crime, isn't it?
It's a crime, isn't it?
If it wasn't for the next visit, I think you'd have been caught.
It's not a crime.
What about the clerk, Randy?
Oh, it's just me.
I'm alone.
Did you think Kirimori would eat it alone?
Kirimori?
Well, I fell asleep, too.
While we're out, customers might be drinking.
I mean, snakes bite, don't they?
Snakes do get in cases.
They're not fake, though.
They do get in cases.
There's also a moustache.
What's with that bar?
The moustache was bought by Mr. Nambu.
I mean, he inherited it.
Mr. Nambu's wife brought him the moustache and said, "I'm your new dad."
And what do you call the moustache of the customers who come to the bar?
I call them "Nambu-chan."
I'm like, "What's wrong with you, Nambu-chan?"
"Are you okay?"
When the moustache is bitten like this...
"Nambu-chan, Nambu-chan," right?
It's like "omoreage."
It's like an animal bar.
That's why customers ask if they can feed Nambu-chan anymore.
What do you eat, Nambu-chan?
I eat turtle bait.
That's...
But, Ran-chan, is your concept an animal bar?
No, it's not like that.
I don't have a specific concept.
Do you only have snakes and sparrows?
I used to say "iguanas" and stuff like that.
Animal bars?
Well, reptiles.
But that's not my concept.
Then what's your concept?
My concept is just a casual bar.
It's a bar where I can drink without having to be there.
So you have a casual bar and a casual bar.
You're saying a lot of things.
I saw it because I thought it was cold because of the bar.
Then shall we eat it?
Shall we move on to the third item?
This is the main item.
The third item, please.
This is not the main item.
It says "teriyaki chicken" on it.
It's 9,800 yen for crabs.
That's the worst!
Are you there?
Wait a minute.
This rock-paper-scissors will shake, right?
It will shake!
Who eats crabs at 8.30 in the morning?
That's true!
Yes, please leave it as it is.
Even with the same price, it's 9,800 yen!
This is 9,800 yen.
It's not "shaking is good", is it?
It's a way of holding that you never know the value of it.
Yes.
Can we eat it now?
Yes, we can cook it.
Do we just pay for it?
Let me confirm the rules.
The person who buys it will pay for it.
450 yen of healthy milk,
Randy's 900 yen sandwich,
and 9,800 yen of crab rice.
Wait a minute.
One of you three will lose.
Obviously,
we'll lose.
We'll lose.
I wish we had Mr. Gyu for the first time.
That's right.
We'll lose.
If there's anyone
who wants to participate...
Yes.
But in the comments, the president said he'd like to participate.
I don't know why.
That's right, Mr. Gyu.
But we're even now.
Is there anyone who wants to participate?
I'm sure there isn't.
You can eat it if you're injured.
Yes.
Can we have four of you?
Four of you.
Three, two, one.
Pop!
No way!
You all made a crab-like sound.
Two-thirds.
Let's do it.
Rock-paper-scissors.
But...
I'll plan something weird.
That's the president for you.
The crab will come back.
It's a crab!
This is the worst!
No, no, no.
It's the best.
I'm happy to eat crab.
I'm not going to eat it.
Don't eat it. It's my crab.
I will not eat it.
You have a good sense of humor.
You have the best sense of humor.
I'm happy.
You're popular.
Before the crab is ready,
when is the next live performance?
Oh, is it Wassheera?
Wassheera doesn't really have any announcements.
They just go around the city.
They just do business.
We just go around the city.
So we don't really have any announcements.
Are there more new tricks?
No, there are more and more.
Both of you.
You know what Nambu-san was doing?
Putting something in your belly.
Those things get stuck.
I get stuck with my head stuck.
You get split up.
I get split up.
Oh, you're still here, Gyu-san.
There are only two people I can split up with.
You two are young.
If we had a little more time, we could split up.
Do you have any new members?
We don't have many.
But we're recruiting and gathering people.
I got auditioned.
Otoshi-san, you're over there.
We don't know each other in the first place.
Dengeki Network was recruiting new members about 7 years ago.
About 10 years ago.
I went for the audition.
I didn't do well.
I was in good shape.
I thought I'd be kicked out.
But that's not why you're here.
You're probably thinking, "I'm glad I came here."
Of course you are.
You'll get hurt.
I hope you're right.
Of course you'll get hurt.
If I knew, I wouldn't have done it.
What did you do for audition back then?
I remember it well.
There was an airgun.
A BB gun.
A gun with a lot of hard bullets.
There was also a gas gun.
It was powerful enough to hit you in the body.
You couldn't react even if you were shot.
We were dancing and having fun.
When you hit it, it turned red.
There were a few bullets in it.
You were buried.
I did "no reaction" dance.
Ippei did "no reaction" even if his butt was hit.
We did almost the same thing.
I was happy when you hit me in the butt.
Really?
I'm a little older now, but I was happy.
At the time, there was a military parade.
Yes, you could get out of the submarine.
When I auditioned, I was excited.
I have a hard butt.
Even if you hit me in the butt with a metal bat, I won't go forward.
I went to Osaka and bought a metal bat.
That's crazy.
To fight.
"Is there anyone who will hit me in the butt in this situation?"
I was excited.
I hit you in the butt.
You didn't say it.
It's amazing.
You have a bad way of speaking.
Basically, I want you to get excited, too.
No, no.
I want you to get excited and hit me in the butt.
Even then, I won't move an inch.
Wow!
At the time, there was a judge named Gyuzo.
"Wow, it's interesting."
"Can you do it again?"
Of course not!
You don't have a video of it, do you?
I don't know if I filmed it or not.
I don't have it.
Ran-chan was there too.
Oh, you're right.
She said, "Okay, go ahead," and suddenly crouched down and took out a cassette stove and a frying pan from her bag.
I remember that, Randy-san!
She put the fish-used water on the iron plate and put bread in it and ate it.
I remember that, Randy-san!
She put bread in it and ate it.
I remember that, Randy-san!
She put fish-used water on the iron plate and put bread in it and ate it.
It smelled really bad.
Yeah, it smelled like mud.
It smelled like mud.
It smelled like hand mud.
Because the iron plate was too hot and a few fish-used water were running away.
But she didn't finish her story and said, "Hmm, it's good. It's good," while running away with fish-used water.
Without looking at Ran-chan's story, everyone said, "Open it more! Open it more!"
It's funny that only people like that say that.
It was nice working with you two.
Why are you two here?
I'm a famous actor. "Buy it for me!"
Oh, wait! Really?
It's amazing when you say it like that.
The metal bat looks really cool.
Full swing.
Yes, welcome.
Why did you want to join us, President?
I really like Dengiki Network.
Yes, yes, yes.
I wanted to join you normally.
When we decided to do a YouTube collaboration, Dengiki Network was the most excited about it.
Our president.
I wanted to join Dengiki Network, but I'm glad I did.
I was happy right away.
But now that I have a different job, I'm glad I can do a collaboration with Dengiki Network.
But now I'm completely out of touch with their pulse system.
Pulse system!
I can't convey it very well.
It's loud.
I think people in Kanto would know.
People who come at about five o'clock.
Yes, yes, yes.
You don't have to pay 9,800 yen for this, but you can't eat it.
It's already done.
You can't eat it because you'll pay for it.
We have two kinds of crab.
What?!
It's not just crab, we also have taraba.
What?!
That's why it was so expensive!
You're right!
What?!
Yes, it's taraba.
That one is kegari.
Wow!
Here you go, taraba.
It's really expensive.
No, no, no.
I don't want you to eat it.
No, no, no!
Why are you suddenly saying "come on" like a girl?
Can you peel it for me?
What?!
No scissors!
Can you peel it for me?
Wow!
Without scissors...
Can you do it with your hands?
A girl said, "I can fish, but I don't know how to hunt."
What will you deliver next?
What?
It's not a pulse system.
Let's go!
It's easier for you to understand.
No, I'm not saying that.
Genki said, "Let's go, D-master."
Wow!
No, no, no.
It's like I'm saying it all.
No, no, no.
It's like, "It's autumn now, but it's winter now."
No, no, no.
You did it.
Without scissors...
It hurts!
I don't think you can do it.
It hurts a lot.
So...
I can't do anything else.
Can you come out?
No!
Can you come out?
Wow!
Oh!
That's a really good one!
Why?
Because it's my crab.
No, you go first!
Because it's my crab!
No, no, no.
Give me my crab.
Even if you push me away like that...
Wow!
No, it's a taraba.
Wow, it looks delicious!
It's the best one.
Wow, it's absolutely delicious!
Yes.
How is it?
It's good.
I'm going to eat this today.
Wow!
I want to eat it! I want to eat it!
Eat it.
Even if it's not breakfast...
It's good.
Is it okay?
Milk and crab don't go well together.
Is it okay?
Then, I'll try it.
It's good.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Thank you for it.
Itadakimasu!
But it's 8 in the morning.
That's right.
It's Hokkaido, isn't it?
Wait a minute!
Didn't I pay 9,800 yen for this?
From 9,800 yen...
This is really good!
Hey!
It's already 2,000, 4,000 mugan. The meat is hot.
It's wonderful. I got a high-class gun.
I got a high-class gun.
No, Hokkaido is quite, you know ... Hokkaido can't have such a thing.
Combination of crab and milk is not allowed in Hokkaido. Oh, is that so?
Ran-chan, maybe you want to decorate this thorn rather than eating crab.
No, no, I thought there was still some meat left over. Oh, there's too much meat.
After all, there are still scissors and things like that.
There are no scissors and things like that.
Why can't you eat crab and milk?
No, I don't know. It's said to make you hungry.
It's the worst! Really?
How many hours do you have left?
Until 11 o'clock in the evening. It's terrible!
There seems to be a meeting like that. It seems like there is.
Crab and milk are like banana and sprite.
But I don't care about any aspect of it.
No, some mothers and grandmothers say that if you drink milk in the morning, you won't be able to eat crab.
Oh! I didn't know!
From the morning!
But if you think about it normally, crab and milk don't seem like a good match, do they?
Well, well, well...
I don't know...
Okay, let's leave it like that.
That was a man's breakfast.
Thank you for the meal. Thank you for the meal.
Ah, it's not too strong.
Ah, but I'm looking it up.
If the crab cream croquette is okay, is it okay?
Ah, isn't it because it has heat in it?
Ah, that's right. I don't know, though.
You're looking it up a lot, aren't you?
Because I've already...
In the penalty game, I've been soaked in water with a lot of chrysanthemum tea.
It's really painful right now.
If there's something bad in here, I'll die, so I'll look it up first and then eat the crab.
Oh, it's okay. I think it'll disappear with ramune.
With ramune?!
Yeah.
Are you sure you can eat it?
I think it'll disappear with ramune.
Are you sure?
That's a lie.
Oh, I see.
I think about it a lot.
Thank you.
I'm the type of person who thinks about it a lot.
Oh, I see.
If you think you're the strongest, you're the strongest.
It's okay. I'm really worried about you.
I'm sorry for saying weird things.
Yes.
Oh, but the company has arrived! Denkiki-san, thank you for your fun time!
Thank you!
It's already time for 100 copies!
That's right.
Thank you very much!
So, right now, you've sold 20 copies.
Plus, Lily-san bought 10 copies for you, so you've sold 30 copies!
Wow!
I did it!
That's great! Thank you very much!
For those of you who bought all the tickets, you can give away the Live Pocket for free,
so I'd be happy if you could give it away for free!
So, thank you for coming in the morning!
No, thank you!
Thank you for inviting me in the morning!
Yes, thank you very much!
Thank you!
How was it?
Thank you for coming in the morning!
No, I'm really sorry for saying one word.
No, no, no!
No, it's fine!
It's become "coy coy coy" now, hasn't it?
No, no, no!
That's different.
I didn't know you'd come, Gyuzo-san!
We didn't know you'd come, either!
Oh, really?!
Yes.
I've been thinking that you've been giving me a lot of likes lately!
Oh, I see.
I've been thinking that you've been giving me a lot of likes lately!
I think you researched me in order for me to come, didn't you?
Oh, "little deo"!
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
"It hurts!"
No, no, no!
It doesn't hurt!
No, it doesn't! You're so kind!
"It hurts!"
I really think so!
So you've been giving me a lot of likes!
Yes, yes, yes!
So I was happy you came!
Where do you work as a radio captain?
No, I don't!
No, you don't!
I just came by and left early!
Gyuzo-san, you too!
Thank you!
But I'm really grateful you bought me a ticket!
Thank you so much!
3/31!
- Will you come? - Of course! I'll go.
- I've already heard about it. - Oh, really?
- Do you know what's going to happen? - It's an important day.
- Can you set up a schedule for me? - I don't know.
- It's an important day. - You said it without knowing.
No, I know where it's going to be and I'll send you a message in the near future.
- Please set up a schedule for me. - For now, yes.
- So, if you come in flashy clothes... - Oh, of course.
And if you buy a ticket for "Dengeki-san", if you come with Gata...
If you're in a flashy team and you're doing "kuchikrakka", you'll think of "Dengeki-san".
- I see. - If I'm in a nearby battle and this hairstyle stands out...
I'm wearing a "wachachan" T-shirt and I'm changing in the locker room...
- The receptionist comes in and says, "Could it be?" - Yes.
- She'll notice you. - She'll say, "Isn't that a "wachachan" T-shirt?!"
- You mean that one? - I think it's that one.
I'm about to go to "wachachan".
I asked her if she liked "budokan" and she said, "Oh, you haven't seen it. Would you like to see it?"
- She'll bring me each of those sets. - What?!
- I'll go with you. - That makes me so happy! Thank you so much!
- You're so warm-hearted. - No, no, no.
- I'll bring you all kinds of flashy people. - Thank you so much.
- Not only members of "Dengeki"... - Yes.
- I'll bring you all of them. - You'll make it exciting.
"Dengeki-san, I didn't know you had a concert."
"Huh?! What?! Dengeki-san?!"
- Can I say something? - Yes, go ahead.
The most embarrassing thing for me was...
- I think you all know about this, but it was at "sokubakuin". - Yes, I've seen "sokubakuin".
It was like, "Is this your first time coming to a concert?"
It was my first time at a Gotanda concert.
I said, "Is this your first time?" and raised my hand.
No one... Well, you've all been here before.
As soon as I raised my hand and the doll was thrown at me...
Nozomi-chan said, "Huh? Isn't that Dengeki-san?"
- But the doll... - She said it.
She said, "I received the doll."
- "Look this way, look that way." - "I'll sing for you."
- It was really embarrassing, but I was really happy. - That's great!
- I hope you'll come to the concert when you realize it. - I'll be right behind you.
- We still have some time. - Yes, we do.
- We hope you'll come again. - We haven't been able to go recently.
- We hope you'll come again. - Yes, we hope you'll come.
- Our 8 o'clock guest is Dengeki Network. - Thank you!
- Thank you, Dengeki Network. - Thank you.
- Everyone, please buy our tickets. - Thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Coin, coin, coin. Thank you. - Thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Thank you. I'm really proud of you. Thank you. - Yes.
I don't know if it'll be a treat for you, but thank you for buying it for me.
I'm really happy.
- So, thank you, Dengeki Network. - Thank you.
- We received 150 tickets. - We did it!
- Thank you! - Wow, I'm happy.
- This is our reward box. - I'm really happy.
- Can we open it? - Let's do it.
- Wow. - We have a lot of Komori Uta.
Komori Uta. I'm really happy.
This is how you do it.
- Coin, coin, coin. Thank you. - Thank you.
- Here we go. - Yes.
- Den! - Den!
I'm counting on you!
- I'd like to call a masseur. - I'm so happy! - Horiel! Horiel! - Here she is! She's got big feet!
- She's got big feet! - Hello, hello. - You have a microphone, don't you? Please introduce yourself. - Yes, please. - You have a microphone, don't you? - Yes.
- Horiel. - Can you hold it? Can you hold the microphone? - Yes. - I'm Horiel. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. - Wow!
- Horiel-san, please introduce yourself. - Horiel is a pinguini player and also a masseur. - That's right.
- She goes to a proper school
doesn't she? - That's right. She goes to a professional medical school. - I see. - She's got big feet. - I'd like to call you a masseur. - You can do a masseur anywhere. - What? - You can do it on your shoulders back, or legs.
- Wow! What should I do? - Where would you like me to go? - Komekami. - Got it. - I don't need Komekami! - Where would you like me to go? - Can I do it on my whole body? - Not at all. Yes
you can do it. - Wow! My back! My back! - Your back! - Isn't it your back? - Your back! - My shoulder and back! - Would you like me to shut up and go?
- Can you do it with your face down? - How do you do it with your back down? - You can do it with the easiest posture. - If it's your back
you can do it with your head down. - Head down. - I'm sorry
but head down. - Please prepare a blanket for me. - Wow! - A blanket... - You have a blanket
don't you? - Yes. - Come here
come here, come here. - I'm so happy about the blanket! - What's wrong? Aren't you sleepy? - Oh
I'm sorry. Thank you very much. I'm sorry. - Who asked you to come here? - Normally... - Who asked you to come here? - Silence!
- Thank you thank you, thank you. - Thank you. - Wow! I'm so happy about that! - It's only ten minutes away though. - Oh
it's only ten minutes away! - Yes. - I see. - Can you pull this forward and take the camera? - Okay. - Oh
you're supposed to pull it to the right. - Oh
this way. - With a fancy camera... - Yes. - Yes. - Wow! I'm so happy! - Can you do it here? - Where? - Yes head this way.
- I'm pulling it forward. - Okay. - I feel like it's definitely going to come out. - I think it's going to be in Horiel's arm.
- Staff, can you clean this up for me? - Yes. - It's supposed to be a five-minute break here. - Yes. - Yes
this break. Is it playing now? Is the video playing? - Yes. - Yes
then wait for ten minutes. - Yes. - Thank you in advance.
- If it doesn't work out
I'll just leave it like that and check the sound. Next
I'll check the sound. Let's make a complete cut. - Okay. - I'll check the sound. - Yes. - Yes
I'll check the sound at any time.
- Yes. - I'll check the sound for 10 minutes. - Okay.
- I'll check the sound for 10 minutes. - Okay.
What is this song? I don't know it at all.
Is it okay? Is it strong?
Oh, it's good.
It takes a lot of time.
It's the first time for an actor to massage for 10 minutes and then go home.
It takes a lot of time, but I'm not tired.
I don't sleep much.
Who is singing?
The way you say "mob-chan" suits you.
This goes on for ten minutes, doesn't it?
I'm angry.
I'm not angry.
I'm angry.
It's been 10 minutes.
Thank you for coming to the 26 hour live.
Wake up, Horiel.
Mobu-san!
You scared me!
Mobu-san!
Are you alive?
If you had a blanket and a pillow like this, you'd be sleeping.
It's been 10 minutes.
Chek-san will be on standby now.
This 10 minutes is probably the toughest.
It's not!
Mobu-san!
Let's go.
Wow.
It's okay, Chek-san.
I can talk by myself.
Please set it up.
Yes, it was Horiel. A big round of applause!
So, can you understand the situation?
What is it?
We will now be checking in.
Checking in?
Good morning.
Yes, can you do it?
Yes.
Well...
Yes.
Please put on your blankets.
Well...
Guests will appear every hour.
Thank you.
Guests will help us sell a lot of tickets.
But we also have gifts for you.
If you sell 10 tickets in one hour, we will give you a gift.
If you sell 20 or more, we will give you an even better gift.
You can buy the tickets behind me or in the comments section.
If you invest 26 hours and sell 50 tickets in 3 hours, we will give you a gift.
In other words, in order to send even one ticket to Budokan...
We will not have any guests.
I know it's a long story, but please stay with me until the end.
Here is our next guest!
I'm sorry for being late! Good morning!
I'm Chikuta! Nice to meet you!
Let's start with Cheki's shooting!
Can I put you on my lap?
My body temperature is dropping!
Thank you!
Nice to meet you, Cheki!
Nice to meet you, Chekuta!
Nice to meet you!
Chekuta is here!
You were sleeping a lot earlier!
You were sleeping a lot!
Can you take this?
You were sleeping a lot!
I was watching you with a crab in the dressing room!
A crab?!
It was a weird time!
Did the crab make you feel better?
The crab was dead!
Thank you for putting me on your lap!
My body temperature is dropping!
I'm sorry!
Can you introduce yourself one more time?
I'm Chekuta!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, Chikuta!
Chikuta's junior, Genri, visited me.
I asked him about Chikuta.
Chikuta made me laugh no matter what!
I was worried about you when you were sleeping!
I'm relieved now!
Nice to meet you!
Are you related to Chikuta?
Yes!
Chikuta is a violent person!
Yes!
He is violent!
Yes!
Chikuta is a violent person!
Yes!
We used to work together!
We are the same age!
I'm older than him, but he hits me more often than him.
Why, why, why?
Earlier, we had a guest, Yasufuku-san.
Yasufuku-san and his juniors are the same age.
They are easy to hit, but not very friendly.
That's true.
So I thought you were older than me.
I get beaten up a lot.
Oh, sorry, I forgot to say that.
I'm sorry, I'm blushing.
That's right.
I get beaten up a lot.
That guy is crazy.
I wonder if our president...
That's right, that's right.
...ever went to a talk event like this.
When we were working together at the hospital, we were together all night.
I had something like a burr here.
Yes, yes.
He asked me to cut it with scissors.
That's right!
It didn't heal, and we got beaten up, too.
What?
He asked me to cut it.
That's scary.
On the contrary, why did you follow him?
That's for sure!
I fell off a bike and injured my knee.
I bled a lot and got in the bike.
He told me to come and put me in the bathroom.
He cut my skin with scissors.
No way!
It's worse than black shock.
He took my bike.
What?
That's scary!
That's right.
He said he thought he could do anything with scissors.
That's right, that's right.
He thought he could heal anything.
When I was beaten up here, he said, "This is a hospital, so it'll work out somehow."
But it healed beautifully.
That's right!
He has arms.
Why do you have arms?
That's right.
In fact, it healed.
It healed.
That's amazing.
In fact, it healed.
Why do you have arms?
That's strange.
That's right.
The president often says that he was working at a hospital.
Even if I say it's hard for me, he says, "I was working at a hospital, so I know your symptoms."
He judges my disease.
Why did you work at a hospital?
It's just a telephone board.
I was talking about my illness on the telephone board.
You said you could treat it on your own.
That's right.
With a pair of scissors.
You said you worked at a hospital.
Telephone?
That's impossible.
You picked up the phone and slept for half of the time.
That's impossible.
That's amazing.
Thank you very much.
It's been about 12 hours, hasn't it?
It's been about 12 hours.
It started at 9 o'clock in the evening.
That's amazing.
It's been over 12 hours.
Thank you very much.
You're close with Ippei.
Ippei is hosting "Kimi to Aki Aki" every month.
I've heard about it.
You're supporting him.
I've heard about it a few times.
The other day, I heard about it on "Sakai no Daida".
That's right.
"Kimi to Aki Aki" is an event where
Nounue, Sakai and Ippei are hosting it together.
The song "Waki Waki" is Nounue's representative song.
"Kimi to" is our representative song "Kimi to Questo".
"Kimi to Waki Waki" is the song.
The other day, Chiekuta sang "Waki Waki" for us.
That's right.
It was after "Kyo Dengeki Network".
I don't know what you're talking about.
Why do you do it in that order?
During the talk event, I was teaching at Waseda University.
That's right.
Ippei was running out of time.
I called Chiekuta and said, "Sorry, I'm alone. Can you call me?"
You came like two minutes ago.
That's right.
I feel uneasy all the time when I send a message.
I'm sleeping, and I was sleeping just before today.
What kind of class is that?
It's like a class for people from South Africa who immigrate to Japan and have international problems.
Why is that?
It's all in English and it says, "Let me introduce myself. I'm Suzuki Momo from Japan."
"No way, no way, no way, no way!"
That's right.
And I say, "I'll help you if you need anything."
"Oh, well, don't worry. I can get out of here."
I got out of there and started talking.
Moeppei turned his head and said, "I can't help you with anything."
I heard you were looking at me like that.
I was looking at you.
In front of me in English.
That's right. I was talking to you, and I brought back only the episode talk.
You were talking to me.
That's right.
That's amazing.
But you're doing that. That's amazing.
No, no, it's not amazing at all.
No, it's amazing.
By the way, have you always been a penguin?
No, no, I broke up with my partner about 14 times.
You broke up a lot.
Yes, I have a human problem.
That's...
That's right.
Why do you break up every time?
The reason is different every time.
That's right. The reason is different every time is the worst.
That's right.
Isn't it something?
Maybe my heart is broken or something like that.
Isn't it humanly wrong?
Do you say that a lot?
I've been told that a lot, but I may say it a lot.
Can I ask you some representative reasons?
No, but I'm doing something and I'm thinking like, "Oh, it's difficult."
Yes, yes.
So I'm thinking about quitting for a while.
Oh, really?
So I may run away in the middle of it.
I'm scared!
It's the 18th time.
I'd like to add this, too.
But it's because you have an ascended thinking.
I have that intention, too.
I want to work with someone.
No, I understand.
Really?
Yes.
That's why it doesn't work out.
Comedians are all the same.
That's right.
On the contrary, how about our president?
I don't like it!
You don't like it!
What are you talking about? I don't like it!
You don't like it!
Are you scared?
I'm sleeping.
Are you okay?
You don't like it?
I don't like it!
You have a high ability.
No, I didn't say that.
I'm sorry.
I really think you should do it.
It's just that you don't think about it.
If you put it in your mouth, do you put it in your pocket or which one?
I put it in my mouth, but I don't know.
I don't put it in my mouth.
Do you put it in your mouth gently like you do now?
That's right.
I want to see it.
I did it once.
You did it, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You've done manzai before, haven't you?
That's right.
The members of Wachacha teamed up and the president was in charge of it.
Yes, I did.
Why do you remember it vaguely?
That's me.
That's right.
The president was doing it with a gentle face.
Did you do it with a gentle face?
Has anyone seen it?
Is there anyone?
Yes, there is.
I've been tied up with a stick all the time in manzai.
That's right.
What's that story?
I've been tied up all the time.
That's right.
I saw it for real.
I'm scared.
I thought you'd come out with a stick.
It opened.
I was surprised.
It opened.
We were doing something silly and it made me sleepy. Are you okay?
In the middle of it, there was a wire in the stick.
I think I hit you with that wire.
It was a crime.
No, it wasn't.
But it was fun.
But it was really funny.
Really?
What do you do with the stick?
I talk in it.
It's really easy to listen to.
Really?
I want to be good at episode talk. Do you have any tips?
Tips?
Do you have any?
What do you do with it?
Moisture too.
You don't look like you'd ask for tips.
Moisture is important.
Sorry, I noticed you were doing it.
Thank you.
Tips...
I don't say what I don't need to say.
It's difficult.
I think I don't know what I want to say and I get lost and I don't know what I wanted to say.
When I listen to my talk again...
What do you do with it?
Maybe you're good at it and you listen to it.
But there's no idol who's good at it.
Are you okay with that?
There's no idol who's good at talk.
Of course, there are some.
But I don't think I'm good at it.
When I think of other ways of winning, I think of talk.
But you sound like you're good at it. It's easy to listen to and you're good at it.
No, it's a recent topic.
I want you to teach me.
I'm not good at talking for a long time, so I want to finish it as soon as possible.
It's important to say "what's up" right away.
I want to surprise you. I want you to be polite and surprise you.
I don't like talking for a long time.
I know.
You know what's up, but you don't say it.
When I say "what's up, you didn't know, did you?"
I know.
It depends on people.
Some people say "toilet" and come back and say "talking" again.
I know.
It depends on people, but I like it short.
I see.
I want you to find your own tempo.
Yes, I want you to find your own tempo.
Let's practice talking for a short time.
Was there anything interesting recently?
What kind of moderator is that?
Recently...
I want to learn.
There are a lot of foreigners living near my house.
I think they are students.
I heard a lot of noise in their apartments.
I heard "Yamanotsu game, yeah!"
"Japanese delicious food, pan pan, oden"
"It's not good, it's not good"
It's delicious.
It's a culture.
It's delicious.
It depends on the country.
It feels different.
But it's funny.
It's funny.
It's my first time learning Japanese.
I'm doing it to use words.
I see.
"Yamanotsu game, yeah!"
"It's not good, it's not good"
I don't think anyone does it straight.
That's right.
But...
It's funny.
Is it true?
I want to play "Yamanotsu game".
What do you mean? You can't learn it.
You can't learn it.
You just lied, didn't you?
"Yamanotsu game, yeah!"
It's a topic.
Is it a topic?
I don't know.
"Sushi topic, yeah!"
"Tuna!" "Shrimp!" "Hamachi!" "Sumeshi?" "Where did you say 'sumeshi'?! Who said 'nidangasane'?"
"Who eats a lot of rice?" "Sumeshi?" "There are still three left!" "Sumeshi?" "Sumeshi?" "The white one in your head."
"It's 'engawa'!" "Did you say 'sumeshi' about 'engawa' just now?" "Sumeshi... I'm sorry, it's 'engawa'. It might be helpful for studying Japanese."
"It might be helpful for studying Japanese." "Everyone is so cooperative!" "Yeah!" "Everyone was watching TV at this early hour!
Thank you!" "Yeah, we all haven't slept in 12 hours." "Wow!
That's amazing!" "Thank you."
"Isn't this the first time we've had an audience for a Yamanote Line Game?" "Yeah, we don't usually do that." "Yeah." "So, Shigeto-san, are you from Tokyo?
Are you originally from there?"
"I'm from Hyogo Prefecture and I was active in Osaka
and I left Tokyo about seven years ago." "I see!" "Yeah." "Why did you come to Tokyo?" "Do you have something to say?"
"Why did you come?" "Why did you come to Tokyo?" "Why did you come?" "Why do you say it like that?
Did you have fun or did you just come?" "Did you just come?" "No well, you know
there aren't many offices in Osaka
so..." "Ah!" "It's about a small area of Yoshimoto." "Ah
I see." "Yeah." "Well
I wanted to go to Tokyo and have a match
so I came here." "Eh?
Where is Yoshimoto-san now?"
"Now he's at a place where there are Vikings-san
Hollywood-sans, and Nishikigoi-san." "Ah
I see, I see I see." "Once
my mother mistook Nishikigoi-san's name and called him 'Inochi-goi-san'." "Inochi..." "That surprised me." "Yeah."
"She said, 'You're going to take the world away from me, aren't you?'" "Please do."
"Well, there are quite a lot of Genies around Ipeza." "Yeah that's right." "Yeah
and there are quite a lot of people coming from Osaka." "Yeah." "Are there quite a lot of Genies who come from Osaka?" "There are quite a lot." "Ah I see." "Yeah."
"Is it the same for Idols?" "Is it the same for Idols?" "Like
if you want to grab your dream
you have to go to Tokyo." "Well
there are quite a lot of chances
and it's often said in comedy that you have to sell twice." "Ah." "You sell in Osaka and come back to Tokyo and sell again." "Eh." "Well
it's not like I had that kind of chance before." "Yeah."
"I want to use it someday." "Yes
yes." "Well, Sushina's channel and all." "Ah yes, yes, yes
yes, I asked her to put it up on YouTube," "Yes
yes," "That's right." "Yes," "She's really trying hard at it," "Yeah," "So like
I really want like a laugh instructor," "Hahaha," "You want a laugh instructor?" "Yes." "But you need a president don't you?" "No but, you know
'president' is quite a thorny way of saying it," "Yes," "I also learned that way of saying it," "Yes," "But it's quite
you know, if this little man is really thorny," "Yes," "Then it's a little
like," "I find it tough watching you," "Ah." "I wanted you to be able to say things more mildly," "Ah
really?" "Like, role model," "Role
Me?
Yes.
If you go and turn down the camera...
No, no, no. Where are you starting from? Stop it. You're going to come back.
Once you come over here, you're going to come back.
You're going to come back.
Yes.
That's right.
Pon, pon, pon, pon, pon.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why are you trying to do it from a distance?
Even if you do it yourself, you can't do it.
Am I bald?
No, you're bald.
You're a liar.
But my dad doesn't have one.
How old is your dad?
Sixty...six?
That's right. I'm thirty-nine.
But my dad didn't have one when he was five years old.
Five years old?
Yes, he didn't have one when he was five years old.
He still has a skinhead.
Oh, does he?
Yes.
Five years old isn't that old, is it?
I mean, starting from here.
Well, well, well, it's about time for it to start growing.
Has it stopped already?
Yes, it's stopped.
Hey, dad, isn't that too general?
Yes, it is.
I'm used to it, so it's okay.
Oh, really?
Hey, don't make me look bad.
I went to a beauty salon and got my hair cut for 1,000 yen.
I went there because it's my habit.
Oh, it's your habit.
Yes, that's right.
Your hair is already wavy.
Yes, it's wavy at this length.
I went there because I wanted to keep it clean for two months and one day.
Then, the person who cut my hair looked at me in the mirror and said,
"You're the one who cut my hair."
"Let's do our best."
"Huh? You sound like you're in a critical condition."
"It's a surgery."
"Do your best for everyone."
"Why is he the only one who's serious about it?"
"It's so funny."
"I'm trying not to look like I'm bald."
"I'm trying not to look like you're bald."
"I'm grateful for it, though."
"It's funny."
"Isn't it really fun to have a short talk like this?"
"Have you had anything like this recently?"
"I'd like to hear about it."
"Have you had anything like this recently?"
"Can you tell me more about it?"
"Are you kidding me?"
"You're the type of person who doesn't say anything."
"Remember it while you're talking."
"Huh?"
"It's like you're playing with a doll."
"You're playing with it with your right hand."
"I'd like to hear about it."
"Even if you don't have any experience like this,"
"I'd like to hear about it."
"Even if you don't have any experience like this,"
"I think it's good."
"You seem like you've had a lot of experiences and you seem like you've been to a lot of places."
"Yes."
"At the Budokan..."
"Yes, yes."
"Today..."
"Yesterday..."
"You stood up like a doll."
"Like a super similar doll."
"At the Budokan..."
"Appare-san and Aider-san went to the Budokan."
"It was a pretty high seat, wasn't it?"
"High. Ah, I see."
"Yes, it's like a relationship seat."
"And it's really, really steep."
"Ah, in terms of angle?"
"In terms of angle, it's really steep."
"You look like you're having a lot of fun."
"You're laughing a lot."
"Suddenly..."
"Yes."
"All of the side rooms were handed out."
"Ah, I see."
"Yes."
"And all of the Wachacha members had side rooms."
"Yes."
"I was wondering what color everyone would make shine."
"Ah, yes, yes, yes."
"When I thought about it,"
"Yes."
"All of the Wachacha members were too steep."
"Yes."
"No one made it shine."
"Hey!"
"When you go see it, do it!"
"Everyone!"
Not everyone, but I thought I'd make it shine, so I made it shine and changed it to various colors, and it gradually spread and shined.
So you didn't like going first?
Yeah, I was like, "Maybe I shouldn't have put it on if everyone else didn't put it on."
It's too sharp, isn't it?
I don't know if it has anything to do with shamen, but...
No, no, it certainly doesn't have anything to do with it!
I called it shamen!
It has nothing to do with it!
It's true!
It was fake, wasn't it?
It was fake!
I just wanted you to understand the situation.
I see, I see, you were doing it like that.
Oh, it's fine! It's funny, it's just funny!
Oh, is it? Oh, that's good, that's good.
But when we took the picture, everyone was shining.
I see, you were like, "Oh, I'm doing it properly."
Yeah, but it wasn't like this, it was like this.
When I was doing it, I had this siren on me and I was putting it on my lap like this.
Why is it so sharp?
Is that so?
Yeah.
It's like when you go to see a comedy show and you don't laugh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
It's not like that, but...
Everyone kept taking notes.
Oh, well, you're saying it as a study.
Yeah, I'm saying it as a study.
Well, it's wonderful, isn't it?
Yeah, but it was really dark, so the members and I felt like we were frustrated.
Oh, I see! Because you were shining!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and two months later we were standing here.
That's right!
Even if you look at it with pressure, even if you want to say it, it's not like you're shining!
You're holding it like this...
Like this, like this!
Even if you shine, it's like this!
From below...
Oh, I see! It's hard, but you have to sell it!
Oh, that's right!
You sell it for 200,000 yen, right?
That's right!
For now...
Wait a minute...
It's 0 yen!
Wait a minute!
It's disgusting!
Please buy it!
Where is it?
Is it this one?
You can buy it in the back.
Yes, yes!
And those of you who are watching YouTube will say it, so we'll buy it from the fixed price.
Let's buy it!
Yes!
Buy it!
So...
Let's go to the corner...
We're not going! Buy it for me!
Buy it!
We're not going!
We're just looking straight ahead.
I hate it when people with skin like this are looking straight ahead.
Buy it!
I'm scared.
Let's go to the corner.
I'm a little red...
Stop it!
Let's go to the corner.
"Sha sha choooooo!"
Oh, I see.
I might get scolded for saying bad things.
I forgot my voice!
But you're a senior.
That's right.
I'm scared!
You're Kouhen!
I'm Kouhen!
You're carrying a weapon, aren't you?
Are you in the middle of a battle?
You're carrying a huge hammer.
I see it!
It's not there!
It's not there?!
What about the dressing room?
It's not there?!
It's not here.
It's not here?!
It ran away!
I'm not in a hurry at all!
Oh, it's here!
It's here!
Oh, I see.
Right?
Then...
I'll go home.
No, no!
You're going home lonely!
Were you sleeping?
Yes.
I'm telling you!
No, no!
It's obvious that you'll come if you don't come at this hour!
That's right!
You shouldn't be sleeping!
Okay!
Wow!
You're a senior!
I'm a checker.
Okay, okay.
What kind of confirmation?
You weren't prepared?
I just came for a moment.
You just came for a moment.
You usually run if you're late, don't you?
That's right!
Right?
I'm sorry!
That's right!
"Daru" is what you said.
I'm scared!
I'm scared.
I can't warn you anymore.
That person is violent!
No, no!
You should say it!
We juniors can't do anything!
I see!
That's right!
You have a bad attitude!
Leave it to me next time!
I'll say it when you come!
Please say it!
I'll say it!
It's not good!
There are people who only look at me like this!
I don't have that attitude!
That's right!
I'll say it!
I'm sorry!
I just want to protect my members!
That's right!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I said I'd say it hard!
I'm sorry! I said it like that!
So, this is what we're going to do with you!
"Nigao-e" illustration battle!
You're like a demon!
It's scary!
It's going to be a "Nigao-e" illustration battle!
"Nigao-e"
Well, thank you!
You're really good at cutting things up, aren't you?
No, I like it, but I'm not good at it.
I want you to do what you just did.
What I just did?
Yes.
We're going to have you draw each other's illustrations and see who's better at it.
Well, that sounds like fun!
The loser will put in a barricade at the angle they like best.
That's the worst!
I'm fine with it, but is that okay?
I don't think it's that bad!
That's right! I thought I'd have fun with the rest of the members!
Here is the first question!
Wow!
Yes, yes, yes!
It's a "sextconans" hint, isn't it?
No, it's not famous there!
It's "conans", it's famous!
You can't look at each other!
Oh, I see!
You're wearing glasses, aren't you?
Why did you play this game, Chaksan?
I'd like to play the previous one.
You're too excited.
Too excited?
Let's play it later.
It looks fun.
I'd like to see it in person.
Chaksan, you look like an owl.
I found an owl.
Scary!
It's a scary owl.
An adult owl shouldn't look like you.
That's right.
Tell me if I'm wrong.
Mobu is good at drawing illustrations.
That's right.
This is Mobu's memory power.
That's right.
If you're wrong...
Chaksan, I'm sorry for saying you're wrong.
Who would do that in front of me?
Tell me if I'm wrong.
Okay.
Let's play it.
One, two, three...
It looks like an owl.
Let's see if we can beat this.
I see.
Kageta-san, you say it.
I won't say it.
One, two, three...
Okay!
Let's end this project as soon as possible.
Here is the correct answer.
Isn't it close, Mobu-chan?
Is it close?
You're pretty good at it.
You're good at drawing these weird hairs, right?
But...
It's a surprisingly good match.
That's right.
Really?
No, no.
It's better for me.
I won.
Okay.
Right?
I'll say it clearly.
Here is the second question.
The meaning is...
This is advantageous.
What move do you like? I'll cast it for you.
I'll cast it for you. There isn't a single move that you can say "take this human!"
I'm not looking. But somehow...
Muscle bear.
Ah, this is... Check-san, you can win.
I can win?
Certainly. This is for girls, right?
Ah, but this is...
Ah...
Eh, this is difficult.
This is... This is... Check-san, you can win.
I can win? Ah, this is...
I don't think you can win at all.
I can't win.
Well, I can see it a little, but...
Eh, I can't win.
This is the only information I have.
There is no more information than this.
This is the only information I have.
Eh, this is...
The only information I have.
Shall we start from me?
Yes.
One, two...
Who is it?
But you're a professional wrestler, aren't you?
No, this is really regrettable.
If I didn't have this mouth...
When Muscle Bear was serious...
He was wearing something like a red face guard.
Ah, that thing...
I knew that and I was wearing it.
You're a newbie pervert.
That's right.
It's ugly, it's gross, it's heavy...
Newbie...
Newbie pervert.
Let's check it out.
One, two...
It looks like you'll die in 5 seconds.
This is the only information I have.
It looks like you'll die in 5 seconds.
This bubble...
What's a bubble?
Bubble...
I was drawing a cloud.
So, the correct answer is this.
Right?
Wow!
Ah!
But I...
His mouth is big.
This is Muscle Bear's garlic-like nose.
Nose?
And a tarako-like mouth.
But you didn't draw a nose.
I drew a nose.
Ah, you didn't draw a nose.
I drew a nose.
That's like Ultraman...
Ah, horn!
It has a horn like Ultraman Seven.
- I see. - Ah, you're right. It has a horn like Ultraman Seven.
This is a draw.
We're both really bad at this.
- This is hard. - Okay, let's go with this one for the last one.
Face of each other.
This is going to be rude if we don't do it properly.
- Look at it. - I'll look at it and write it.
I always give a face of myself to people who take photos of me.
- Oh, you're used to it now. - That's right.
- This might be really rude. I'm sorry about that. - No, it's not rude.
I'm drawing while looking at it.
- Eh? - There's no way I'm bad at this.
This is really rude.
It's not cool.
Eh? I'm sorry.
Ah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- How does it look like? - It's too long.
- People will hate me for this. - It's too long.
Eh? Ah, it's eyelashes.
I'm ugly now.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - You're saying you're ugly now.
No, no, no. Earlier you were like...
Wah! I'm sorry!
- Eh? Why? But... - You're disgusting.
- Eh? - What is that?
This is wrong. This is rude.
Both of you are funny.
- Is this yours, Mr. Check? - Yes.
- Did you draw it, Mr. Check? - Yes, I did.
Mr. Check, please show it. One, two...
- I'm sorry. - Ugly.
- Oh, ugly. - Ugly. - I'm sorry.
- Somehow, this eyelashes and all became weird. - Yes.
Then, I'll draw it. One, two...
Eh? Eh? Stop it!
- It's ugly. It's ugly. - It's ugly.
- It's ugly. - It's ugly.
Eh?
This is a dirty rice ball to eat.
What is this?
It's a little delicious, isn't it?
- The outline... - Ah, it's delicious.
The outline, eyes, nose...
It took a lot of time.
How about 2 seconds of hair?
A little more hair...
It's similar, certainly.
It's amazing, isn't it?
- Shall we try it? - Yes, let's do it.
- I want to learn. - You want to learn, right?
It's the theme of the game we played earlier.
Ah, it's the game we played.
Let me revenge you.
- Tell me the real answer. - Certainly.
- Then, let's do it. - Hurry up, hurry up.
- When it snows... - Yes.
- Dogs run around in circles... - Ah, that's right.
- Cats become round with kotatsu... - It's kappa.
- How about kappa? - It's fast!
- It's fast! - No, no, I'm calling you, so I think you should go.
- Cats become round with kotatsu... - Yes.
- How about kappa? - Yes.
- Can you think about it again? - Yes, I'll think about it.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Let's do it. - Yes.
- Let's do it, judge Jackson. - Yes.
- Cats become round with kotatsu... - Yes.
- How about kappa? - Yes, on the plate of the head, there is potato salad.
It's funny!
- A little bit of it... - This is it!
- A little bit of it... - Yes, it's a little bit of snow and it's covered with potato salad.
- It's funny! - Yes!
- That's the correct answer. - Amazing!
- Let's go to the next one. - Yes.
- What is the unusual message on a Starbucks cup? - Ah...
It's fast, isn't it?
What?
It's fast!
- Yes! - Let's do it.
- Yes! - What is the unusual message on a Starbucks cup?
- Wow, it's funny! - Why?
- Why did Starbucks say such a thing? - It's funny!
- It's funny! - Amazing!
Does this hot spring have such an effect? What kind of effect does it have?
Like fatigue and recovery, right?
There's a lot of things you can ask in a city like that, but it's fast.
Yes, yes.
Yes, let's go in.
What kind of effect does this hot spring have? What kind of effect does it have?
I can see monkeys coming soon.
It's already coming in.
It's like, "Oh, it's coming in."
It's an amazing hot spring.
It's fun.
Let's go to the next one.
Wow!
Really? Yay!
After Momotaro's demon extermination was over, only monkeys were angry. What happened?
Dogs, monkeys, and knights should have been active, but for some reason only monkeys were angry. What happened?
You're sweating, aren't you?
It's hot.
Okay, okay, okay!
Okay, let's check it out.
Momotaro, after the demon extermination, only monkeys were angry. What happened?
In a pretty important situation, I asked, "Is there a banana at the launch?"
"Concentrate!" he said.
"Exterminate the demons now!" he said.
"Why didn't you ask me that?"
It's funny.
Amazing!
It's fun.
This is going to be a close call.
Let's write it down.
What is the number one thing you want aliens on earth to fix?
There are a lot of things.
It's really fast.
I didn't say I'd do this question.
Amazing!
It's a special ability.
Did you write it down?
Yes.
What is the number one thing you want aliens on earth to fix?
There are a lot of "families"!
It's not like that.
It makes me want to land.
It's really funny.
It's fun.
It's really amazing!
It's really fast.
It's really amazing!
What kind of taxi does a passenger want?
It's fast!
You've done this before, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
It's all fast.
What kind of taxi does a passenger want?
I'm sorry, passengers.
I don't want to get off.
This is the last one.
What do you use it for?
What is the secret tool of Doraemon that you don't know how to use it?
It's fast!
The three of us?
We've done this before, haven't we?
Let's go.
What do you use it for?
What is the secret tool of Doraemon that you don't know how to use it?
[Laughter]
How is your sawing skill?
It's so funny!
I'm so happy!
It's been around for a long time.
It's fun even today.
It's so funny.
You're good at sawing and free talking.
Yes, free talking is fun too.
Really?
Okan is funny too.
Okan is funny?
Okan is funny.
What is your recent Okan episode?
Recently...
I put a sticker on my face.
[Laughter]
I put a sticker of the devil of Bikkuriman.
[Laughter]
"At least you're an angel."
My dad said the same thing.
"At least you're an angel."
[Laughter]
Okan is...
It's natural.
It's not special.
Yes.
He doesn't say anything special.
He said "Nishiki-goi-san" instead of "Inochi-goi-san".
He forgot the name of the aquarium and said "Uotami".
"Uotami"?
It's totally different.
It's so funny.
[Laughter]
Okan has written a story about it.
What?
Okan sent me a message on LINE asking me to do this skit.
I see.
I came up with a skit called "Neckless Zombie and Mistile Cherry Blossom".
It's too difficult!
It's difficult!
It's definitely too difficult.
At first, there is a neckless zombie.
It says something like "Today, I will play a prank on you, humans."
Then, Mistile Cherry Blossom comes out and says "And then, shining ultra soul, hey!"
Then, the neckless zombie says "Are you singing a human song?"
Cherry Blossom is stupid.
Why is she stupid?
[Laughter]
Why is she stupid?
[Laughter]
She is definitely stupid.
[Laughter]
Okan is cute.
She is cute.
Whose turn is it?
Whose turn is it by the way?
Congratulations on finishing the second round match.
Thank you very much. It was fun.
I learned a lot. I would like you to tell me what kind of brainwashing you do when you finish the second round match.
I'm not good at it at all, but it's more fun when I'm having fun.
I often watch the second round match on YouTube, but I don't know where that idea comes from.
I'm not good at answering a lot of questions.
I want to be able to cut it off.
You're a rival.
Let's do it again.
It's easy for an idol to cut it off on TV.
It's important to know what kind of brainwashing you like.
You're good at cutting it off.
If you like it, you can do it.
I don't know how you approach it, but it's like a special rotation because you can't think of it.
By the way, is the ticket sold out?
It's not sold out.
Why?
Why is it sold out?
I don't like zero.
It's zero.
It's the worst lottery.
I'm sorry.
I want you to win.
If you win, you can do whatever you want.
Really.
You don't like it?
It's morning and you don't like it?
What is it?
I really want you to buy it.
People who are already here already bought it.
Yes, of course.
People who are watching.
9:46.
By the way,
game developers came and said
"If you win, we'll give you this."
Really?
It's about 10,000 yen.
"We'll give you a game controller."
We'll give you one.
We don't have to give you one,
but we'll answer your questions.
We don't have to do that.
We don't have to say "we'll do this" or anything like that.
We don't have to do that.
If you buy it,
please let us know your address.
Just your address?
We'll tell you one word at a time?
One word at a time.
Tokyo?
Tokyo.
Shibuya?
That's a long way to go.
I've said it on stream before.
What?
I don't want people to know if I say it in a low voice.
I think about it a lot.
I can upload it whenever I like.
Yes, you can upload it on stream.
A few people found out about it.
I recently received a pizza at home.
A pizza I didn't know about.
You received it.
It's a prank.
I'm grateful for it.
I heard it's hard to receive a pizza.
Why is that?
If you receive a delicious pizza,
you usually pay for it.
Wow.
But if you put marshmallow chocolate and calbee on it...
That's weird.
Yes, yes.
Please don't do that.
Or if you're famous,
you receive it when you're serious.
What?
Yes, you receive it when you're serious.
You don't have to pay for it.
You just look at it and ask for it.
Wow, that's scary!
And you're lonely.
You can't even go home.
That's boring.
Yes.
You should be careful.
That's the worst.
At midnight?
Yes.
She did it half-prank, half-act. I was sleeping. I rang the doorbell and said, "Pizza is ready."
The pizza man said, "You asked for it, but you're not sleeping." I said, "Why are you sleeping?"
I said, "Huh?" and he said, "Huh?" too. It was a weird time for the two of us to touch pizza for about a minute.
It's weird. Is there any benefit? Can you give me something? I want to give you something.
Pizza? Here it is. I'll give you pizza.
Leave it for me. I'd like to help you if I can do anything. I'd like you to buy it for me.
Thank you. I'm very happy about that. Thank you very much.
Please buy it for me, everyone.
But you know, KASUGA and others have been exposed.
Yes, they're exposed.
But you've been doing it for many years. I think it's amazing.
That's right. It's a funny story. I can do it, so it's good, but it's scary.
Idols are scary. You should definitely not do it.
It's weird. The idol who tells you the address is weird. It's too new.
No, it's not. When there's a live show, you can definitely get in trouble.
No, it's because it's not at that time.
You'll definitely get caught.
That's right.
There are people who come to you like a broadcast accident during a live broadcast.
Wow, that's right.
There are people like that, so it looks a little scary.
That's right.
I wonder if there are many people like that. The other day, there was an old man riding my bike.
It's scary.
He was riding my bike with a key in his hand, but he said, "I'm sorry, but it's mine."
I said, "No way!" and went somewhere with a smile.
It's scary.
What do you mean "no way"?
What do you think "no way" is?
You were riding it, weren't you?
I was riding it.
What about the key?
I was riding it with the key in my hand, so I was riding it with a saddle.
It's scary.
That's right.
You weren't going anywhere.
No, I was riding it all the time.
It's scary.
I wonder if it's some kind of electricity.
That's right.
There are people who are afraid of wasting their physical strength.
So you live in an unsafe area.
I live in an unsafe area.
But I don't know about the unsafe area in Tokyo.
That's true.
When I lived in Hatagaya, it was unsafe.
Is it unsafe?
I was pushed by a bicycle rider.
Did you see it?
I was stopped like this and I was pushed by a drunk man.
Being pushed by a drunk man.
Did he say "motele motele motele"?
No, I made some mistakes.
It's not "motele motele".
He was in a hurry.
I understand.
Like, "have you seen it?"
"Oh, sorry".
I wonder why that happens.
Be careful in Hatagaya.
It's scary in Hatagaya.
I live in Ikebukuro area.
The area around you has ventrist buildings.
It's terrifying.
Ikebukuro is dangerous, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Oops!
I thought I spilled it.
You just knocked it down a little, didn't you?
It looks like you made a big mistake.
You were saying that
just before you filled it up.
With my glasses.
Oh, Adachi Ward.
Yes, it works well, doesn't it?
Where is it?
It's not Adachi Ward. What is Ikebukuro?
Ikebukuro is Toshima Ward.
Toshima Ward is a good place,
but if you look for a cheap place,
you'll end up in that kind of place.
Is it Toshima Ward?
Why didn't you say the address?
Pizza!
As a detective, I'm not good at asking questions.
I want you to send me pizza.
I want you to send me pizza
with an American article.
I like Japanese pizza.
The thick one with cheese in it.
I want you to send me that.
Will you send me that?
Well...
No!
Stop it!
The king is most anxious. "What if he's watching?" He's telling you his address, isn't he?
- To put it bluntly. - Yes, to put it bluntly.
- To put it bluntly. - To put it bluntly.
- I was so sleepy that I couldn't think at all. - You're sleepy, aren't you? You really fell asleep earlier.
- I fell asleep, so my brain didn't say "hello" yet. - It didn't, did it?
- Yes. - I don't know about normal mode, so I didn't know much about it.
- You're sleepy, aren't you? - I'm really sleepy.
- Right? - Yes.
- Did you feel really good earlier? - I felt really good.
- I wasn't aware of it at the time. - You weren't, were you?
- Yes. - Is Horiel good at it? Like that old lady and old man?
- I don't even remember Horiel's appearance anymore. - You don't remember it?
- Yes. - Horiel is already asleep, so...
- Yes. - Even when she's trying not to wake me up, she's like "Senan", isn't she?
- Yes, yes. She's sleeping gently. - That video was amazing. I was watching it on the monitor, but...
- I was sleeping here and filming it from a weird angle. - Oh, really?
- Yes. - Wow.
- I thought it was just a lame show. - Hahaha.
- That angle was weird. - Really? - Yes.
- It might be sold. - It might be sold.
- My live video is being sold on an erotic video site. - What?!
- The one you can watch for free. - On your own?
- Yes. "It's being sold!" Like that. - What?!
- It's being sold like a modified overseas site you don't know what it means. - What?!
- The one you can watch for free on YouTube. - Oh, really?
- Yes. "Wait, will it be sold again?"
- No, it's true. That's like... special...
- You don't watch it that much... - It's special.
- It's like you're sleeping, and you're filming from this angle, and you can really see my face. - Yes, yes, yes.
- And you can see me pushing up a little bit. It was the most suspicious video. - Hahaha.
- It's going to be sold, right? - If it's being sold, please let me know.
- That's right. - Yes.
- I'm sorry. - Yes.
- Thank you very much. - What kind of ending is that?!
- Huh? I thought you said "wait, will it be sold again?" - Hahaha.
- Is it over? - Yes.
- I want you to stay next to me forever. - Oh, really?
- I want you to do all of the guest's processing from now on. - Why?!
- I'm happy. - Why?! Do your best!
- You should do your best! It was so much fun! - Thank you so much!
- I hope we can talk about it again in "Keyed Watch" and "100% Bobbie". - How much is it now?
- It's 2.5% now. - 2.5%?!
- That's the worst. - 2.5%... - I don't even want to turn on my cell phone. - That's right.
- It's 2.5%. - Yes, we would like you to call us again. - Thank you! It was so much fun!
- Thank you! - Thank you for coming! - Thank you!
Okay, everyone, let's take a break!
Let's get started!
So, good morning!
Good morning!
I see you in a suit.
"I'm going to work now."
"I'm going to work now, too."
Thank you. Good morning.
Did you sleep well?
I'm jealous of you.
Thank you for coming to work.
This is a 26-hour talk show.
It's been... 13 hours?
It's been exactly 13 and a half hours.
I'm very sleepy.
Let me explain the rules of this event.
Guests will appear every hour.
Guests will be asked to buy a lot of tickets for grapes.
This event will be held on March 31st.
We also have a reward for you.
If you sell 10 tickets, you will receive a gift.
If you sell 20 tickets, you will receive a luxurious reward.
You can buy a ticket anytime from the staff behind me.
I hope you can buy it within this hour.
If you sell more than 50 tickets in 26 hours, you will receive a reward box.
I hope you can participate in this event.
So far, we have sold two sets of 20 or more tickets.
We have sold one set of 10 or more tickets.
I hope you can participate in this event.
This is our 10 o'clock guest.
Please come in.
You have a loud voice. I like you.
Let me take a picture with you.
This is a gift plan. If you retweet this post, you will receive a gift.
If you look at the YouTube comments section of any post, you will see it, so I would be happy if you could repost it.
Please introduce yourself.
We are "samo samo".
I'm Otoko.
I'm Kikko Tsukuyomi.
I'm Hiyori Komorevin.
I'm Tomaro Maiji.
Chikuta's bald head is better.
I don't want it.
It's really dirty.
You said it's dirty.
Is it too orange?
I'm sorry.
My body is not in good condition.
Your face is brighter than before.
You're right.
I'm happy that other idols are happy when they're tired.
I'm glad you're happy.
Thank you.
It's been a while since I met everyone.
That's right.
I met Kotoko at the agency.
I ate hot pot with Nozomi.
I met Kotoko there.
I met you and Kotoko at "Waki Waki".
That's right.
There is no "Waki Waki" these days.
That's right.
Chikuta was doing it alone.
It's like a regular event.
That's right.
The producer is called Sakai.
Is it because you're slacking off?
That's right.
I just woke up.
I'm in a hurry now.
Thank you.
Are you the only one who comes out as a member?
That's right.
Thank you.
We're not even matching.
Thank you.
If you sell 10 tickets, we will give you a present.
If you sell 20 tickets, we will give you an even better present.
Yay!
There are a lot of people.
We will give you 20 tickets.
I want it so much!
We will give you 20 tickets.
Please buy it!
If you could buy it, I would be happy.
There are quite a lot of people who have already bought it.
It's a little difficult, but I would be happy if you could cooperate.
If you can call me to buy it on a regular basis, I would be happy.
Thank you in advance.
So, how many years has it been since you became a new generation?
More than a year and a half.
There are a lot of people who have been around for a year and a half today.
It's been a year and a half since I became an idol.
But it's already a very popular group, isn't it?
That's not true. Who is saying that?
Who is saying that?
It's amazing, isn't it?
That's not true.
But compared to when I saw it, there are no comedy elements and it's cool rock style.
That's true.
Do you do "nice to meet you tomorrow"?
"tomorrow"?
It's a little different.
"tomorrow"?
I didn't know at all.
Do you do it?
Sometimes.
"nice to meet you"?
I did it every time.
Even though it's an event title, it's quite common.
Why did you become such a sub-member?
I don't know why.
But there are more rock songs.
There were about 15 songs last year.
There were about 15 songs last year alone.
There were 15 more songs.
They're all cool.
They're cool.
When I went to see the quattro last year, I was like "please listen to our feelings".
She understood you.
She listened to my feelings for about an hour and a half.
She understood you.
She accepted you.
She did, but I didn't see it as a lift.
But it's a good live anyway.
The direction is really cool.
That's true.
It's really good.
That's what I thought.
"once in a while".
First of all...
In the liquid room...
When was it?
February 26th.
Isn't Mochapo-san going as well?
I feel like Mochapo-san will come.
As an idol, I feel like I'm being held.
You're being held.
I feel like I'm being held too much.
In the first place, I feel like we're friends.
Movement is going as well.
Liquid Room is...
We're also going to Budokan.
Also...
Taisei...
Have you been to Liquid Room in the first place?
I have.
That's right.
In the first place.
When there were four of us.
Everyone was doing liquid.
Yes, yes, yes.
They came.
It was really packed back then too.
They're selling a lot of tickets this time too, right?
But...
Was it Koi-denia?
Koi-denia.
I'm really looking forward to it.
It's a cool live.
Also, Liquid Room has a really high stage, right?
That's right, that's right.
I'm really looking forward to it too.
I'll tell you more.
You're telling me too much!
I'll tell you forever!
For an hour and a half!
Everyone was telling me and Meki-chan was being noisy.
She was being noisy?
She was being noisy forever.
I don't know what you're saying because you're shouting so much, but it was transmitted.
Meki-chan.
It was transmitted.
And Aone-chan was lying down next to me forever.
She was lying down?!
Forever!
She was sending hearts forever!
Aone-chan was...
She was doing it with Nozomi-san forever.
"Aone-chan, you're doing it, right?"
If you listen to this and watch it, you'll be able to see it from that perspective!
Watch it!
Aone-chan is sending hearts to someone forever!
Seriously!
It's really interesting.
Let's pay attention.
It's a good stage.
I heard Nozomi and Kotoko get along well with Keiko.
I heard Lily and Keiko get along well with each other.
I heard you went out for a drink.
The four of us went out for a drink.
No, we didn't go out.
I haven't been invited yet.
You're busy.
I'm not busy.
You're busy.
I'm busy with my schedule.
That's fine.
Let's go again.
I wonder what Lily and Keiko are talking about.
When you two are together, you talk a lot.
What are you talking about?
I can't remember what you were talking about, but you have a lot in common.
Your ways of thinking are very similar.
I know.
Are you the type of person who gets along with each other?
I don't know what it is, but we get along well.
I think we get along well with each other.
I don't know what you're talking about.
When you two are drinking, you only say "Oi!"
How many times did you say "Oi!" when you four went out for a drink?
Did you say it?
We were adults.
You said it properly.
"Oi!" is a way of saying it.
It's hard.
I'm sure you said it properly.
Keiko and I talk about serious things.
We talk about serious things.
But Lily and I started to say serious things.
You say serious things right away.
Keiko, you don't say serious things, do you?
I say "I'm listening. Yes, yes."
You want me to say it, don't you?
You say it.
Do I say it?
You say it.
You're jealous, aren't you?
I'm jealous.
The members say it and it makes me feel serious, so don't say it.
I'll be scolded.
Nozomi likes laughing too much and thinks it's bad to run away from serious things, but she doesn't say it.
I like you, though.
She likes laughing too much and thinks it's bad to run away from serious things
but she doesn't say it's bad to run away from serious things
It's like she's watching us.
She talks to us in the dressing room when she notices us.
Yagura-chan also talks to us frankly.
Yagura-chan also talks to us in the dressing room when she notices us.
She's like "Senpai! Senpai! Senpai!"
I think Yagura-chan and Mai-chan are similar.
Really?
In what way?
In their loud voices?
Certainly.
But I'm interested in Yagura-chan because I want to get along with her.
Yagura-chan?
Yes.
You're similar in some ways.
Mai-chan likes soccer and Tashmina likes ramen.
I think you like all of them.
I'm happy.
I'll do my best.
What do you like the most?
Soccer, of course.
Soccer!
I don't know if Yagura-san is still playing soccer.
She's losing a lot.
I was going to say "off-guard" but I said "I'll do my best".
She's just playing.
She's red.
I hope I can get a job in soccer someday.
If you keep talking about it, you'll get a job.
Speaking of resting, Miki-chan was talking about it.
"I want to go to an oceano live."
It's nostalgic.
I remember.
I liked this band three or four years ago.
"Kaisan Live" was in Budokan.
We took a video of us begging our members to let us rest and said, "If you say yes, you can go."
It's the same as "yogurt chan". "If you say yes, you can rest."
That's how we achieved it.
Idols need permission to rest.
Unlike Yuuki, fans say, "If you say yes, you can rest."
That's right.
We put it in our calendar.
But it's not like you can put it in from above.
We don't have a plan.
We just said it.
We put it in and cover it up.
We put it in two days before and say, "Let's go to Matsupa where we have time."
It's like a cat.
Thank you.
I think we're like cats.
We sometimes like each other.
We only like cats.
Only cats?
Only cats like us.
Are there different kinds of cats?
There are different kinds of cats.
"Lagomuffin"?
"Lagomuffin" is from Siberia.
Oh, I see.
But "choumou" is really cute.
Isn't "choumou" really catchy?
It's really catchy.
It makes you feel good.
I like it so much that even when I'm naked, I go like this.
I only shave my hair.
Doesn't it come out of your eyes?
It does.
It comes out of my eyes.
It comes out of my eyes and my cat's hair.
You always do it.
I always do it.
When we have special events, I ask, "Doesn't it come out now?"
I don't know.
Does it come out of a cat's eye?
I don't know.
It's better for a cat.
It's covered up.
I like "muffin" in the first place.
I like it.
I'm watching it.
I'm happy.
"x" and so on.
You always cooperate with me.
So, I won't let you down today.
Really?
Our producer, Sakai-san and our president play baseball a lot.
We play it a lot, don't we?
Have you been there?
No.
Oh, you have.
What? Did someone say that?
No, but...
I don't want to go, but...
People around me say you're looking for a manager.
A manager?
A different one.
A baseball manager?
A baseball manager.
Like, "Please come."
No, we haven't been there.
No one said it.
We haven't been there, have we?
By the way, the staff of "Yotsuya Lotus" have been there, too.
That's right!
The staff of "Yotsuya Lotus" has been there the longest.
Yeah.
And, you know...
The staff of "Yotsuya Lotus" and Sakai-san said, "We're going there now."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We were so excited.
We were so energetic.
So, the next day, I was off because of muscle pain.
What?
Really?
The president was off because of muscle pain.
So, we were like, "Yay!"
We were lucky.
We were like, "Yay! It's our first time!"
But it seems like you're playing more seriously than you think.
Yeah.
And Sakai-san said you're good at it.
Yeah, yeah.
The president was off because of muscle pain, so he said you're not good at it.
Did you play baseball, too?
Baseball, too?
Handball?
Oh, yeah!
I haven't played much baseball, but...
That's what it was like.
Let's not talk about muscle pain.
It's not a big deal.
You're all cute girls, you know.
Huh?
Oh, I knew it! I'm wearing a sportswear!
Where did I get it?
I'm wearing a sportswear from a country I don't know!
Thank you!
And it's quite expensive, isn't it?
Yeah.
I came from this country when I was in Rebirth.
You like cool things, don't you?
Please buy the tickets, too.
We'll do our best!
We won't be able to join you in the concert at 330.
Oh, yeah! We're busy.
You'll come and see us, won't you?
Thank you.
So far, we've sold 70 tickets.
Wow!
That's amazing!
What? That's amazing!
Yeah, we sold 70 tickets.
We thought we'd sell 100 in the first place.
We can't lose.
Yeah, we can't lose. We sold 70 tickets, too!
That's amazing!
That's amazing, isn't it?
What about you, IDLE? Did you sell the most? 20?
We sold the most.
Yeah, you sold the most.
It was in Euros, wasn't it?
Thank you.
It was in Euros, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So...
We asked you what you'd like to talk about.
Is there anything you'd like to say to IDLE WORLD right now?
We asked you for a talk show.
Is there anything you'd like to say first?
What is it?
We were talking about it earlier.
In the dressing room.
We were wondering if you had something to say.
But we didn't have anything to say.
Yeah.
But it's not a cross name.
Is it okay for you to look at it?
Can you say it?
Say it, say it!
Say it?
If it comes to life, you'll definitely say it, right?
Oh, no!
Yori, say it.
There are too many idols we can connect with.
Wow!
There it is!
Idols we can connect with.
It came up earlier, too.
Did it?
We can connect with them once.
Everyone thinks so.
In the previous talk show with IDLE WORLD,
we talked about what idols think when their boyfriends go abroad.
In conclusion, if you go abroad, you should make a couple channel.
Oh, on the contrary!
There's another way to connect with idols.
You can't say it's against the contract.
If you find out about it, put the QR code on X.
It's equal.
It's true.
It doesn't matter if it's a contract violation or not.
I think it's still connected.
If it's leaked out, everyone will come.
It's too hard to transform.
It doesn't matter who it is.
That's a relief for everyone.
I'm connected and it doesn't matter.
You don't need that important text.
I think like that.
It's like "I'm sorry."
I have a question about how otakus are connected.
It's amazing.
Is there anyone who has been connected for years?
Alone.
Alone?
I think there is a technique.
Like "chikirasu" technique.
What kind of person is it?
I don't know much about it.
I don't know otakus who are connected.
I've never met that person.
I've never met him.
He's famous.
I've only heard about him.
He's very kind and nice.
On the contrary...
Is he young?
I think he's young.
I don't think so, but if you're connected and you want to contact him...
Isn't it better for young people to go?
I think so.
Everyone is young.
People who are young go to idols every day.
People who are old save money.
It's different.
I think it's better for young people to go, but you can't brag about it.
If you go alone...
Isn't that immature?
I think so.
But if you're connected, you can go, right?
That's right.
I have some money.
Can you tell me about it?
The members of C-SA will tell you about it.
Can you tell me about it?
Yes, please.
I hope you'll tell me about it.
I'm nervous.
Taichun sent you a Super Chat!
Thank you!
He sent you 100 Super Chats!
Come on! Buy it!
Buy it!
Buy it, Taichun!
Buy it!
Buy it, please!
If you buy it, you'll get it.
If you buy it, you'll get 0 Super Chats.
That's what I thought!
I thought you wouldn't buy it.
That's weird!
If you buy it, you'll get 0 Super Chats.
Taichun sent you a Super Chat!
"I want to connect with you!"
How old are you, Taichun?
I'm young.
I'm in my early 20s.
I wish I had more money.
If you show me your financial ability...
It's not a forced ability.
That's right.
You have a lot of room in your heart.
That's right.
You can see your room in your heart.
What are you talking about?
You don't seem to have room in your heart.
"What do you want to do in the current idol world?"
Do you have any other members you want to do something with?
In the meantime, I'll think about it.
I wonder what it is.
I'm most scared of Keigo doing something.
But it's like he's making it up.
It's like that for Sakai, too.
When Sakai does something...
Sakai, right?
That's right.
He makes it up.
He's been doing this tone for a long time.
He's making it up.
It's like a final weapon, isn't it?
Keigo, please say something!
It's like it's over when Keigo says it.
I see.
Who fights first?
Kotoku, right?
I'm sure it's Miki.
I'm sure of it.
And no matter what the kid says...
Will you be reprimanded?
It's like "You're saying it again."
Will you be reprimanded?
Who is the most talkative kid in Sakai?
What?
I think Aone is more talkative.
I agree.
I think Aone is more talkative.
Why are you doing this to Sakai?
Thank you so much, Sige-chan.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Please buy the tickets.
Not for me.
Please buy the tickets for me.
I want you to beat me up once.
I don't have anything to beat you up.
Did you beat up Sakai-san recently?
Recently?
I don't think I did it recently.
I did it about two years ago.
I'm aware of it now.
You're aware of it now.
Yes, I'm aware of it.
You were aware of it, Sakai-san.
You were aware of it.
You did it twice.
You did it twice, Sakai-san.
You looked worried.
You looked like Currypanman from two years ago.
You look worried now.
Good morning.
Thank you.
Sorry for saying it so early in the morning.
Sorry for showing up early.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
You looked worried.
I saw Keiko was very angry at the talk event in Kouhen.
I saw Keiko was angry at the talk event in Kouhen.
I haven't seen it but she was angry.
How did you get angry?
There was a talk event I was doing and we were in the middle of our activities and we missed a very important event that we could meet once a month.
And at that time, the agency was almost separated, so we had all the equipment.
And in the middle of that...
I was kicked out of school, and I got a "seriously, I'm sorry" phone call, and I'm really pissed off at the station home.
I only have one chance a month to meet an otaku, but I'm pissed off.
It can't be helped that you're pissed off.
But that was about two years ago.
But that's about the last one.
That's about the last one.
I've been doing it properly lately.
But it's not that early, is it?
Oh, it's night, it's night.
It is, isn't it?
But it's really late at night.
It's like starting at four and a half.
You were kicked out of school?
Yeah.
That's proof.
I went home and slept a little, and I woke up.
It seems like it was short.
It is, but...
I've been doing it properly lately, so it's fine.
It's the best.
But, Alice, is there anything you want to say to otakus and idols today?
The idol world is quite wide, isn't it?
That's right.
What I want to say to the idol world is...
Let's see...
Bob-chan, you seem like you have a lot of things you want to say.
I'm not really interested in the idol world.
I don't know.
I wasn't originally an idol otaku, but I suddenly joined the idol conversation.
It's like, "This is how it is."
On the contrary...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like that.
So, what I've been thinking about lately is...
Let's see...
I recently learned that you can't use quotes as keywords.
Ah!
There are otakus who are very angry about that.
I thought, "Oh, I can't do this?"
But there are people who care about it.
I also thought it was very strange.
I thought it didn't matter.
Right?
"That's no good."
There are detailed rules, right?
Correct!
Ah!
Finally!
A ticket was sold!
Yay!
Thank you for selling it!
Yes, Amagif Mina 3 copies! I'm so happy!
I want it!
Usually it's one or two copies, but there are more than twice as many copies!
That's crazy!
I want you to buy it for a lot of money, so I hope you buy it.
Yay!
The second one was sold! Thank you!
How many copies did you want to dance to?
20 copies!
I want to dance!
So far...
I danced with Nozomi the other day.
I want to dance with everyone.
So far, Tsuyoinyou is the one I want to dance with.
That's amazing!
I want to dance with Tsuyoinyou.
Please buy it!
I don't usually do a ballad, so I want to dance at a time like this!
That's true!
You might not be able to see the tickets!
I want to see the tickets, so thank you!
Thank you!
Sousou is easy to talk to.
She has a good speech.
I'm happy you said that.
Is she busy now?
She's in charge of this group.
Kotoko is the leader.
She's doing it with a dark face.
We don't have a leader.
She's in charge of communication.
She's in charge of speaking.
She's in charge of sharpening.
What is that?
She's in charge of sharpening.
When you and Baki were together, you had a mysterious alien character.
Alien character?
Our president is an entertainer, but he said you were the funniest.
Didn't Ippei say you should be more confident?
I did.
How is it now?
It's pretty good.
I've been told that I should do it now, and I think I've done it a little bit.
It came out from the members.
It was brighter than last time.
My birthday was crazy.
How crazy was it?
I could only get out of it by drinking.
I spent my birthday drinking a lot of water.
Drinking water!
I drank from anxiety and from home.
I had a long-term purpose in Japan.
But at that time, I was already drunk.
It was an alchohol.
I was so anxious that I drank it.
I was shaking.
By the way, Lily-san has been shaking all the time.
Lily-san has been shaking all the time.
I don't know if it's an alchohol, but Lily-san has been shaking all the time.
Ah! Date-chin bought it for me!
Thank you!
I'm glad you like it.
What kind of character do you like, Hiyori-chan?
I don't have a good way of saying it.
You don't like it?
You're a college student.
That might be it.
You're getting old.
You said it, didn't you?
Was it bad?
I can't say it anymore!
She's taking care of me!
You're looking forward to it, right?
That might be it.
That might be it!
What about you, Gaki-chan and Jo?
When you had that mob,
you and Wakiwaki were like, "I'll be careful of the seniors."
That's right.
It was around the time you started to split up, Gaki and Jo.
Now you've split up.
But recently, we've all become more like a club.
I feel like we've established ourselves.
We've established our characters, too.
Our characters are strong.
That's right.
Do you have anything you want to say to each other?
Say it! Say it!
Say it, Chihi-chan!
Say it!
Recently, when Kotoko is in a special meeting,
she's like, "Chinko."
"Kintama."
She's like, "What are you doing?"
"Kintama."
I know what you mean.
It's meaningless.
It's not interesting.
She just wants you to say it.
She just wants you to say anything.
She just wants you to say it.
She just wants you to say anything.
That's right.
When I send her a group message, she sends me a story about me.
Kotoko, you're so patient!
She's patient!
Let's send an LINE QR code.
Let's send it.
Right?
Yeah.
Why do you say that?
It's like...
Breathing.
Breathing?
Pretending to be a leader?
Breathing, breathing.
On the contrary, it makes me happy when a leader gives me a push.
It's like, "I'll just contact you and see if you're doing your job right."
"Understood."
It's not like that, really.
I see.
You can see it like that, and it's easy to be like that.
There's something like that.
That's it.
My only hope is...
I don't know what to say about it.
Is that so?
Don't you have any fans or people you like?
I don't say it to anyone.
Really?
Does that mean people who say "chinko" are connected?
You'll get caught!
Don't say it like that!
"Shimoneta said it."
"We might be connected."
It might turn into joy.
Don't otakus like being distinguished?
Like being special.
They like being special.
"Chinko"
"It's only for you."
It makes me happy!
"I love you" is nice.
A special word from an idol.
I don't like it.
You guys don't like it, do you?
"I'm happy," says Chihiro.
"I'm happy," says Kouyo.
It's more like "shimoneta" with meaning than "shimoneta" without meaning.
That's right!
"Shimoneta" without meaning.
"Kotoko" without meaning.
That's right.
"Tote" without meaning.
That's common.
When I'm tired at a concert, I say "doshimoneta" a lot.
You sounded like me just now.
Not at all.
Everyone?
It's amazing.
I'm talking a lot.
It's not like that.
It's not like that, right?
Everyone...
Yes, yes, yes.
There are a lot of people like that.
Yes.
Keiko-san and I are often criticized.
Yes.
In the first place, people think we are that kind of group.
Yes, yes, yes.
Aren't we a "non-chinko" group?
There are still two of us.
Non-chinko.
Everyone is called "non-chinko".
Yes.
But, but...
You know that these two don't seem to say it, right?
They don't say it at all.
It's not like that.
It's not like that?
They think it's not like that.
But, in reality...
Yes.
When the three of us joined in...
Yes.
The four of us...
Because we are called "non-chinko"...
Yes, yes, yes.
The four of us...
The four of you joined in!
I joined in!
Keiko-san!
I joined in, too!
The four of us...
Keiko-san!
Huh?
You said it!
Huh?
You said it!
Huh?
Actually...
Liar!
Don't do that!
Don't show your character like that!
Don't do that!
I didn't say it!
Gari-san bought a ticket and came here today.
Thank you very much!
I want to talk with you for the rest of my life.
It's really fun.
I think Miki hasn't been going crazy lately.
I was a big fan of X-men printing and dating X-men.
But you're just a normal idol.
That's what I'm trying to say!
I have to bring it up.
How do you get excited?
Back in the day,
Miki-chan tends to get excited,
but you have to be careful
about getting excited.
When a new member joins,
you have to adjust
for the new member.
You have to adjust.
But as you get used to it,
you want to get excited again.
That's how you feel.
There are many people like that.
There are.
Let's talk about handsome guys again.
The second panel.
Who's handsome?
Last time, Matsuzaka Touri...
First, Yoshizawa Ryo-chan.
Back then...
Matsuzaka Touri-san
got married.
Okada Masaki-san
got married recently.
Yoshizawa Ryo-san went into the house next door.
Yeah!
It's fine!
I'll lend you the bathroom.
Thank you, Mobu-chan.
How do you get excited?
I'll announce it on Bazooka.
Please look forward to it, Mobu.
I'll look forward to it.
I want to get excited.
I want you to bring one.
You don't have to film it at all.
You have to bring one person.
What?
You look twice as handsome.
You can put back your earring.
You can put it back.
Please look forward to it.
Let's talk about songs in the corner.
President!
Hello!
It's Ibe-san!
Hello, Ibe-san!
Ibe-san, you have three songs now.
Three songs?
That's tough!
Please sing it for me!
It's better if you don't do it.
19! 19!
We will start planning now.
How many members are in OSOMO? 2, 4, 6, 7.
We are Saitamese.
Do you want to do this?
What is it?
OX?
It's amazing.
Do you want to die?
Owner is OSOMO!
We are OSOMO!
It's not good if it's not OSOMO.
Because there are many people.
It's tough.
Let's clean up the chairs first.
One of you should say something.
What should we do?
30 times.
That's a lot.
If you jump 30 times, you pass.
If you don't jump 30 times, you fail.
That's not good.
Who has the longest arms?
The one with the longest arms is KODOKO.
KODOKO.
She has long arms.
But she is tall.
That's right.
Let's make it KEIKO.
The ceiling is quite low.
It's hard to turn it.
I know.
But I and KEIKO's love makes it possible.
KEIKO is scary.
She will stab you.
She will kill me.
She is glaring at you.
KEIKO is scary.
What should we do?
Should we go in one by one?
No, but it's better to take it with everyone, isn't it?
That's right.
I'll do it, but it's okay to turn it around.
I thought so.
It's okay, this.
Let's go a little forward.
That's right.
A little forward.
Thank you, but I'm sorry.
I'm going to fly like this.
This is amazing.
This is really amazing.
When I was in high school, I did this a lot.
Flying side?
It was a flying side at that time.
Do you have any tips?
Let me turn it once.
That's right.
Let me turn it.
I don't know what it's like.
Like this?
I'm scared.
It's been a while since I've been chased.
I'm scared.
I'm not good at it.
Knees, knees, knees.
I'm just going all the way down. Why can't I bend my knees?
Oh, great!
Manager is the best.
Who is it? I'm scared.
I'm scared. Why?
Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why?
He took it and went home.
Shall we line up?
Let's all line up and go one by one.
Jumping power!
But one by one is better.
Certainly.
You know who is the best, don't you?
Who wants to go first?
Chihiro, do you want to go first?
Where do we go back?
It doesn't matter. Let's go one by one.
Let's do it 30 times from the moment we're all together.
The first person has the most physical strength.
I think we should line up.
Let's go in order.
Let's go one by one.
I'll start.
Yes, anytime is fine.
This is a perfect joke.
This is...
Let's start from Kotoko.
Look at Mickey's face.
If you can do it, let's do it.
I refuse.
Why?
I refuse.
Why?
The front and the back are the most important.
It's like a guest.
The middle is the most important.
No, it's up and down.
The front and the back are the most important.
Because you are young.
Hold it tight.
Are you ready?
One, two...
Are you ready?
One, two...
Tomei, it's you!
It's you for sure!
She said "knee" at the last minute.
You should do it like this.
One, two...
Hey!
31!
J. League!
First of all, jump!
It's pretty difficult to spin, isn't it?
Ready, go!
I'm bad now, right?
Will I hit it?
Let's go!
Is there a live show today?
Yes!
I'm sorry.
Let's go.
One, two...
One...
Oh, no.
You're shy, aren't you?
Keiko...
Keiko is shy.
Shy.
Everyone makes mistakes.
I'll do it for you.
One, two...
Go!
One, two...
Go!
Three, four...
Go!
OK, break! Break! Break! No, no, no!
But it's a question, so it's my punishment.
Yes, this is it.
What is it? What is it?
This is also...
I did it!
You're tired, aren't you?
Don't drink it!
No, no, no! Before the live!
You're thirsty, aren't you?
Why?
What do you mean?
I'm trying so hard as an owner, but I can't even give you water.
Am I that weird?
Was I like that?
I'll eat it. I'll eat it.
I'll eat it from here, in a vegetable style.
This is the most difficult one in the plan.
There are only 4 minutes left.
If I can pass one by one, I'll pass.
Keko-chan, can you change?
One person will do it twice.
From there, I'll jump and pass.
Then, I'll turn around and pass.
This is easy.
Okay, I'll pass.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You look like a monster.
You only look like me.
You look like a dead frog.
I'm sorry, I'll stop you.
I'm sorry, I'll pass.
Jump again to the right.
You have a cold face.
Okay, I'll pass.
From the right.
Then, I'll pass at once.
I'm sorry, I'll pass.
I'll pass at once.
Okay, I'll pass.
Okay, last one, last one. Yes, you can do it! Yes! Yes!
What are you doing?
Where are you performing at lunchtime?
You're right! Where are you performing?
Today, from 8.30 to Kanda...
Kanda!
8.30!
Yes! I'll be there!
Please come out!
I'm sorry!
No problem!
When are you performing?
I'll be back!
You'll be back?
Yes!
You'll meet up at 8.30?
Yes!
That's a nice schedule, isn't it?
Yes!
I'll put you in.
No, no!
It's fun! It's a good exercise!
Yes!
Yes! So, that was "Owner"!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
So, we'll have you talk for about 7 or 8 more minutes!
That's a lot!
That's three now!
Can you sign for us?
Of course!
We'd love it if you could buy it for us!
We'd love it if you could sign for us!
We'd love to go to a gyoza restaurant again!
We'd love to!
Once in a blue moon, Wachi-chan and Somosomo get together and go eat.
That's right!
Momoka-chan wasn't there at the time.
That's right!
She wasn't there!
Momoka-chan was at work!
That's right! Momoka-chan wasn't there at the time.
That's right!
After that, we did a collaboration here!
We did it here!
We exchanged costumes and did a collaboration live!
That's right!
When we were sent to Kashiwari, Momoka-chan wasn't there.
So, we only did Kashiwari for one show!
No, no, no!
Seriously!
I thought, "They're really doing it!"
So, when you do it next time...
No, no, no!
Just one show is fine!
It's difficult, isn't it?
Somosomo's song, right?
I want to do it again!
I want to do the costume exchange again!
I want to do it again!
I really like this costume!
I'm happy!
But, if you don't have a cute face...
It doesn't suit you!
No, no, it's not like that!
It doesn't suit you!
Everyone looks great in it!
Mine is sparkly, so I want to wear it!
I want to wear it!
I want to wear it, too!
I want us to be sparkly, too!
I want you to wear the most sparkly one!
There's a soft and sparkly one, but I want you to wear it!
I want to wear it!
I want you to wear it!
I'm an idol, so it looks good on me!
Really? Thank you!
Yeah!
I've sold out my costumes!
Oh, I haven't sold this one out yet!
Are you excited for it?
Huh?
My new costume!
What do you think of it?
I'm excited! I'm excited!
Sakai-san was looking down!
Oh!
Aren't you going to make it?
No!
Bye!
I'm going to keep it like this!
I've been looking forward to it!
Has it been like this for a year and a half?
Have you worn it once?
Yeah, it's like a special outfit!
Oh, I love it!
Thank you!
It's like a red special outfit! Oh, it's so cool! I love it!
The colors are always the same, like this one is green and this one is red.
Who decides the colors?
It's so cool!
What's next? Yellow?
I want it!
But it's possible, right?
It's possible, but we don't know yet.
What did we have before this? Like a uniform.
Oh, uniform!
Only Ame-chan didn't wear a uniform.
Oh, really?
Only Ame-chan didn't wear a uniform because she's from Nagoya.
Oh, really?
That can't be!
Only Ame-chan didn't wear a uniform because she's from Nagoya.
Oh, I see.
After "Liquid Room" is over, is there anything you want to do in the first place?
Let me see...
It's all about "Liquid" for now...
That's right.
We toured all over Japan last year, so I hope we can do it again this year.
We've been doing live shows for a while now.
Even when we're on a trip, we fill up our boxes, right?
No, that's not true.
No, no, I think it's amazing.
It's tough, right?
It's tough.
What do you do on a trip?
I think it's a trip.
Sometimes you think it's a trip and go too far and get scolded.
Oh, you get scolded?
What do you get scolded for?
I get scolded for going too far.
Our president always says it's a "trip".
I want him to say it!
He says it's a "trip".
That's nice.
Our president usually takes all of his staff on a trip.
Usually, he goes to Tokyo and such.
Because it's a trip.
Where do you often go on a trip?
Do you go to Osaka and Nagoya a lot?
Osaka and Nagoya...
Fukuoka...
But we've been to Hokkaido a lot this year.
And Kagawa too.
Kagawa...
- I'd like to go there. - They say "my nutcracker" and "getoto" there.
- How is Kagawa like? - Kagawa is...
- Our manager is from Kagawa. - Oh, is that so?
- That's right! - Manager...
- It was Ehime. - It was Ehime!
- It was Ehime. - You know a lot. - It was Ehime.
She's from Ehime, but...
- Her manager's relative Ichido came to see her. - Wow!
- It was really fun. - I see. - And there are many kind people.
Ehime is in the middle of a campaign, so she thought people in Okayama and other places...
- Would come see her. - I see.
- I went with you to Okayama. - I went with you to Okayama. - I went to your hotel office.
- I went to your hotel. - I also went with you to your home. - Yeah, you did.
- And we had a campaign together. - We did! - I think you'll like it.
- Alright! It's almost time. - Yes!
- Would you like me to buy you a ticket? - Would you like it? - Would you like me to buy you a ticket? - Yes!
Lastly, please check the number of tickets you bought and if you didn't buy them, please punish them.
Is that okay?
Is there a prize draw after this?
Yes, there is.
We will do it for you.
Then please go and play at the prize draw.
So, thank you for not buying them.
Thank you very much, Sumo Sumo-chan and Sama!
Thank you very much!
Well, fans have already bought them for me.
There are already a lot of them.
Rather, thank you very much.
We can still make it in time.
That's right. It will be counted until 11 o'clock, so please check it out!
Please do!
7 minutes left!
So, Sumo Sumo-chan, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Everyone, it's early, isn't it?
Ah, thank you! Sorry, Ms. Kuei!
Thank you very much!
It's already 11 o'clock, so the live will continue, so I hope you will take a little break!
It's a five-minute break!
Fight!
The people here...
So, it's started!
Mobppy's 11 o'clock live!
26-hour special live!
Are you fine, people in the audience?
Wow!
It's a turn of energy!
I know, I know, I've been around too!
Well, my eyelids are always heavy!
So, let's get started!
I will explain the rules of this event!
On March 31st, we will have a one-man live at Nippon Budokan,
where guests will appear every hour,
and the guests will cooperate with each other to sell a lot of Budokan tickets!
This is a basic plan!
In addition, we have prepared a reward!
If you sell more than 10 tickets in one hour, we will give you something!
If you sell more than 20 tickets, we will give you an Amazon gift card!
You can buy a ticket from a fixed comment,
and you can also buy a ticket in the back from behind for 1,000 yen!
In addition, as a 26-hour investment plan,
you will receive a reward for every 50 tickets,
and you will receive a reward for each 50 tickets,
In short, you can sell a lot of Budokan tickets!
Oh!
Oh, it's already coming out!
It is an event where you can sell as many Budokan tickets as you like!
So, since it's already coming out, I would like to call a guest!
This person!
It's stuck, isn't it? Eh?
I'm going to start with the short film.
Is anyone here? I'm going to start with the short film.
Thank you very much.
It's stuck, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
Then...
It's this one, right?
Ah, it's the other way around. I'm sorry.
It's this one, right?
I'm going to use this as a gift plan.
If you retweet this post, you'll win something.
Please try and get it.
Can you sit?
Ah, you can sit.
Back, back, back.
You can't see it, can you?
I'm going to post it on an account called Vachacha and Budokan.
If you retweet it, you'll win something.
Please retweet it, everyone.
Wow!
Is this the mic?
That's the mic, right?
Ah, ha...
Ah, is it here?
Eh?
It's here!
Is the mic on?
It's here!
Is the mic on?
No, it's not on.
Is it better over here?
It's on!
Over there...
If that's the case, I'm going to have to talk in front of a mirror all day today.
Ah, that's true.
Should I hold it in my hand?
Let me see...
Is this okay?
Yes!
Thank you for coming!
So this is what it looks like...
Wait, you're looking at it from here, right?
No, I'm looking at it from here.
No, you're looking at it from here?
So only your mouth is here?
I'm looking at it with my eyes.
You're looking at it with your eyes?
Is this a bone electric current?
A bone electric current?
Isn't it a bone electric current microphone?
So it's flowing?
Wow!
Then, please introduce yourself!
I don't know who gave birth to her, but even if you don't call me, I'll come!
I'm Tony, the lethal weapon of Gotochi Karakai, born in Akihabara!
Nice to meet you!
I'll leave Tony-san in your care...
I'm not taking care of you at all!
You know, you came to my villa twice...
And you came to pick up garbage yourself...
Ah, I love picking up garbage!
I'm happy!
Do you have a My Tongue?
It's a life like garbage...
Really?!
Even though you're Tony?
It's not a life like beans...
It's a life like Gotochi Karakai's garbage...
Eh?!
On the contrary, I'm curious about it...
That life like garbage...
It's a life like garbage...
It's a life like Gotochi Karakai's garbage...
Eh?!
You know, even the nameplate...
It's being thrown away...
Are you sick?!
But, I've seen you sick lately...
What?
You seem like you need energy...
Ah! It's not about energy...
It's about work!
Ah! I see...
I don't have much work...
Yes, yes...
January... Is it January now?
January...
This month...
This is my second job...
Ah!
Then, I'll tell you something good...
Yes...
Today, if you sell 20 tickets in this time period...
Yes...
You'll get an Amazon gift card as a present!
Yes! Everyone, please buy it!
Everyone!
How many have you sold so far?
Zero.
Zero?!
Yes, but it's only been a few minutes since we started.
Really?
Yes.
If you don't sell one more, you won't make it.
Calculatively, yes.
But you can sell them all at once.
I see.
I hope you will work hard to sell 20.
Thank you.
I heard from someone that you work several hours a day.
Yes, yes.
It's very easy to understand.
If you don't do that, you won't get a job.
Even if you do that, you won't get a job.
Right?
That's right.
But I understand how you feel.
Basically, there are many cases where you can tell how many people there are just by asking.
You can tell by their names.
Yes, by their names.
It's amazing that you told me about this earlier.
I'm already doing it.
It's really...
I think it's cheap.
It's cheap!
It's really...
It's way cheaper than rental.
Wait...
Is it cheaper than rental?!
Rental is really expensive.
It's expensive for a company project.
Oh, you have a company project.
Yes, we do.
Wait...
I'm going to change the price from next time.
What?!
I'm going to make it a company project.
No way!
I don't have anyone else but you!
Rilakubari...
What?!
Please invite me again.
Of course!
I'm free.
Why are you free in January?
January is an off-season, isn't it?
Why didn't you invite me back in January?
I thought it would be a problem if you invited me too much.
I really don't have a job!
I don't even have February!
February...
I understand.
February is pretty tough, isn't it?
It is.
It's like summer and idols.
It's a busy season.
It's like summer and autumn in November.
Oh!
Yes, you may know a little about it.
I'd like to ask you about soy milk.
I don't have a history. It's an empty life.
I don't have a job.
I really don't have anything.
But I heard that there was a growing soy milk.
I don't know the exact time, but how did you get your career and become a soy milk man now?
I was born about 12 years ago.
Oh, I see.
It wasn't me at the time.
What?
I'm the second generation now.
Oh, you're the second generation.
Yes.
So, I've been doing it for about 11 years.
I've been doing it for about 11 years.
What's the first generation like?
I didn't want to do it myself, so I had other people do it for me.
What?
Did you do it first?
I had people do it for me at first, and then I didn't know which direction to go in, so I decided to do it myself.
It's like disbanding an idol group.
That's how I got where I am now.
I see. How long have you been doing it since you became a soloist?
I've been doing it for about 11 years.
Oh, 11 years.
I don't know much about my own career.
Did you talk about it from the beginning?
I talk about it after I became a soloist.
Oh, I see. As a character.
Yes.
I don't have a staff, so I can't do anything unless I talk about it myself.
You can't explain it.
I can't say I'm Tony.
That's true. You can't say who you are.
When you were doing "Miracle Mary", you said "thank you" in a loud voice the moment you got it.
Thank you, Tony!
Yes, thank you, Tony!
"Thank you, Tony!" and "Wow, you talked about it!"
That's how I got my photo taken.
"Miracle Mary"
I get scared when you talk.
I get surprised and talk all of a sudden.
Even if you talk, I wanted you to talk in a cuter voice.
But this voice is perfect for you.
No! I wanted to be born with a cute voice!
You're already cute. That's enough.
I wanted to be born with a voice like you.
You're just right.
Am I just right?
Am I just right for soy milk?
When you're done with "budokan," it's my turn.
"Budokan" is the goal, right?
"Budokan" is my number one goal right now.
If you don't make me pink...
Alice...
Do me.
What about you, Tony?
I'll do "watacha."
What?!
You mean your friends will come out?
You know...
I went to Hibiya Park the other day.
Oh, you were there.
With your friends.
In the middle of it, some men came out.
I see.
They did something, didn't they?
Yes, yes.
Hibiya Park wasn't allowed to come down from the stage.
So instead of the performers, the staff had us dress up and come down.
And we acted like we were giving out something.
Yes, yes, yes.
So we did something like that.
Wait a minute!
I've never seen that thing before!
Can I call it "the thing"?
"The thing"?
Oh, you mean when you played with humans?
Yes, when we played with humans.
I've never seen it before.
But you know that white girl?
Yes, yes.
I'm sorry, but I don't know her name.
Yes, yes, Ame-chan.
Ame-chan.
You look like Ame-chan.
Do I?!
You look like Ame-chan first!
Wow, what kind of face do you have?
You don't even look like Suzuki, but you look like Ame-chan!
You do!
You're cute.
I wonder what kind of face you have.
We originally had a 36-year-old man in our group.
What?
As a DJ.
And...
So, it's okay for men to go to Japan at all.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Then I'll go.
What?
So lightly?
And it's not like this, is it?
I think you'll probably be unemployed after the Budokan, right?
By the way, soy milk is handsome.
What?
Don't say that.
Just say that I'm Hashimoto Kanna.
It's not Hashimoto Kanna's voice, is it?
I think it's Hashimoto Kanna with a different voice.
Please think it's Hashimoto Kanna.
Hashimoto Kanna?
Yes.
Wow.
He's a difficult man, isn't he?
Oh, my hands are tired.
I've been lifting it up all the time.
Shall we bring it?
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Shall we go?
Yes.
It's Akihabara, isn't it?
Akihabara.
Akihabara's soy milk.
Don't you come to Akihabara?
No, when I'm doing a live show in Akihabara,
I'm like, "Soy milk is in Akihabara."
Oh!
It's like Christmas!
It's like...
Beltar.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Why don't you invite me?
No, I'm not going to invite you.
It was just a normal Akihabara live show.
So I did an Akihabara live show.
When I came back from the live show,
I saw a picture of soy milk being slaughtered by fans.
A picture of them walking.
You guys, take it from the front.
From the front!
Take it from the front.
It's okay to take it, but please tweet it properly.
Oh, yes, yes.
It came to my Instagram message.
Secretly.
It's not a message or anything like that.
It's not a secret.
Spread it out properly!
Yes, I saw a picture of soy milk being slaughtered.
Why is it slaughtered?
Slaughtered.
This is like Christmas Eve, right?
It's Christmas Eve.
I think it was the 24th.
I didn't have work, so I was alone.
I was wandering around Akihabara.
Oh!
You said you were picking up garbage.
Do you do it in Akihabara?
I do it in Akihabara.
I joined Kuntoshi on January 1st.
Yes, yes, yes.
I picked up garbage.
I do it from time to time,
but you guys should come and help me sometimes.
Oh, yes, yes.
I was wondering when you were doing it.
Not at all.
Are you participating in it?
No, no, no. Not a lot of fans are saying it.
No one is saying it?
Not a lot of fans are saying it.
Well, that's about it.
Do you announce it?
I didn't want to call you on January 1st.
You didn't want to call me alone?
I didn't want you to pick up trash from New Year's Day.
But you didn't even come to pick up trash from MOB.
A fan came to pick up trash from MOB.
I threw away all the trash I picked up at the end.
Soy milk was dirtying Shibuya's streets.
I picked up trash once.
Other people were doing it like this.
The wind was strong and everything was messed up.
It was messed up.
And when you picked up the trash, you said "My body is in the way" and picked up the trash.
You looked like a human being.
First of all, I can't see my feet when I pick up trash like this.
Because I'm picking it up with my senses.
Even if you pick it up for an hour, it's about this much.
Is there a reason for picking up trash?
You don't pick up the trash you picked up with tongs.
You don't put it in a trash bag and you drop it again.
Many foreigners were doing it and it was very popular.
Shibuya is scary.
When I was picking up trash in Shibuya, I learned that mustard was injected from the straw hole.
Can you inject it inside?
Yes, you can.
Oh, you're right.
Can you do it?
Yes, and...
That's crazy.
On my way back from Ginza Line, I was covered in mustard.
What?!
Shibuya is scary.
Does that mean it's connected?
Of course it's connected.
Shibuya is scary.
Shibuya is scary, scary.
At that time...
You can suddenly get shot.
What?! That's scary!
And you can get your eyes peeled off.
My eyes?!
Shibuya is scary, scary.
Well...
You can't pick up trash by yourself in Shibuya.
That's right.
Today's Otaku is here.
Everyone, please pick up trash.
Also, please invite me to pick up trash.
Can I invite you?
Not at all.
It's too early in the morning and it's hard to invite you, right?
Ah, well, not at all.
If it's normal, I might be sleeping at this hour.
Ah!
Does that mean...
You're sleeping a lot at night?
No, I sleep at night.
You sleep a lot!
You only sleep?
I want to sleep before the day changes.
Ah, it's the same.
That means you sleep for about 12 hours.
12 hours?!
That's a lot.
Half of the day is sleeping.
You sleep before the day changes.
Anyway, when we asked you if you wanted to talk about anything with us,
you said you had your own opinion about how you think about work.
We'd like to dig into that and ask you about it.
For example, you said that the name of the radio show you were on until last month was "Mame Talk".
You said that the event and the title are very similar.
That's true!
That's right!
I thought it was rejected.
Ah, but I've been doing Mob Talk since last April.
Last April, right?
Yes.
Mame Talk started last January.
Ah! I lost!
That's my fault.
I'm the one who's being chased.
You were on the radio, right?
I was on the radio for only one year.
That's amazing.
I was doing it.
What do you think about work and what do you think is similar?
I'm doing it as if I'm doing a challenge.
That's right.
I'm doing trial and error.
It's like...
I think I can sympathize with you.
I also want to do something that other people don't do for the time being.
Yes, yes, yes, you're right.
That's why I often go to martial arts events...
Martial arts! That's why you get kicked out!
I'm training my body, so when I get kicked out...
That person got kicked out.
Wow!
And it seems like someone looked at me and said...
"Did you get hurt?" "Apologize!"
So I apologized honestly.
You're kind!
I'm sorry I'm strong.
You're cool!
You're a strong character.
Yes, I also ran a full marathon.
Wow!
But it's true that I do pilates for four hours without a break.
If you don't have physical strength, it's quite heavy, isn't it?
I don't think I can do it.
I also do things like endurance matches.
You're doing endurance matches today, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Anyway, don't hurt your own body...
Yes, yes, I'm the type of person who will get results if I try hard.
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
I'm really worried about that.
That's true.
We've never seen each other taking a day off, right?
You're always out and about.
That's right.
I think I can understand that.
And one last thing...
Right now...
I'm in the middle of training to debut as a singer.
You're in the middle of training?
Where are you aiming for?
Yes, what is it?
My final goal is...
A live performance at the Budokan.
That's so cool! I'll support you for that!
Before I started training...
I kept saying "Budokan, Budokan"...
But now that you've mentioned it...
I think there are people who are aiming for the Budokan.
So I thought I should support you.
I see!
How many tickets have you sold so far?
So far...
I've sold zero.
Damn you!
All you can say is "I'll support you"!
It's March 31st, right?
We're also selling tickets at the Budokan.
You can also purchase them from our URL.
Please go ahead and purchase them.
It's okay for you to purchase them now, right?
We'd love that!
20 tickets!
If it sells well, we'll have more Amazon gift tickets.
For your daily life.
For my daily life!
Would you like to go see Budokan with me?
I'd love it if you could think of it like that.
Thank you for having me.
So you've been going to Budokan a lot.
I didn't know you had that background.
Going to Budokan with you.
When I was doing Budokan...
You were giving out beer.
I do! I do!
At the same price as me.
I do!
It's pretty cheap!
I do!
And I'm doing it for you!
And you can split it up for two days.
How many hours is soy milk?
Six hours.
It's 20,000 yen for six hours.
I was going to talk about it for one day.
But you said you could split it up for two days.
And you split it up for two days for 20,000 yen.
Three hours and three hours?
Four hours.
One soy milk is four hours.
Three hours and four hours.
Yes.
You were helping me out.
So I didn't...
But I heard it's a little more expensive if you ask a rental person.
Rentals are ridiculously expensive!
It's really, really expensive.
I'm thinking of raising the price a little bit.
I'm thinking of raising the market share.
So it's cheap for individuals.
I see.
That's what I heard.
If it's MOV's pocket money, I'll make it cheaper for you.
Really?
Like you're going to do it yourself?
If it's Matsumura-san's money, I'll take more.
I might get a call without letting Matsumura-san know.
But you don't have anything you want me to do, do you?
On the contrary, you only do what you want me to do.
What I want you to do?
Yes.
I mentioned it earlier, but...
Do you want me to pick up trash in Akihabara with you?
That's...
That's normal.
Do you want me to pick up trash in Akihabara with you?
But...
You want me to pick up trash after I become a martial artist, don't you?
You look busy!
Akiba is far from here.
It's just one train from Shibuya.
Shibuya is also far from my house.
Shibuya is still close.
You live in Saitama?
My house is getting exposed more and more.
Do you live around Fukayama?
No, I don't have a cat, so I can't say it.
I can't say I have a cat.
But I'm happy.
Pick up trash in Akiba...
What is Akiba anyway?
Why do you live in Akiba?
I happened to have a part-time job there.
Part-time job?!
Part-time job...
What did you do for a part-time job?
I was a salaryman at a restaurant.
What?!
So...
Yes.
I thought I'd like to do something close to home.
I quit my part-time job, but...
What did you do as a salaryman?!
It's hard to quit, isn't it?
I don't think I need it anymore.
You have to work as a teacher.
Well...
I'm not doing it anymore.
Because of COVID-19...
I have to cut down on my salary.
Yes, because of the current situation...
I don't have a job anymore.
You are a salaryman now.
Yes, I am.
But it's my second job this month.
I see.
As a professional salaryman...
Yes, but I don't have a job.
But...
There are many jobs, right?
As an idol singer, you can earn a certain amount of money when you perform.
But it's hard to get offers and talents.
How much do you earn as an idol singer?
As an idol singer...
How much did you earn last month?
How much did I earn last month...
I earn 30% more than last month.
Is it expensive or cheap?
It's average.
And...
On the other hand, there aren't that many live performances.
So I pay rent and stuff like that for streams and stuff like that.
But in January, I wasn't feeling well at all.
I couldn't swallow anything and I wasn't feeling well.
I haven't been able to stream much in January, so I'll die in February.
Oh, so you're paying rent on Spacha?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm paying rent with NAMM's live streams and stuff like that.
And I also buy cats and stuff like that.
It also costs a lot of money to make cats happy.
Oh, my!
But you're doing a live performance, right? You said you'd sing.
I'll sing, but I'm bad at it.
No, you can't! Why are you aiming for a martial arts degree?
I'm so bad at it that it surprises me.
Why?
I'm going to use the karaoke rating function and perform.
Can you give me a few comments?
Sure, sure, sure.
Like, "Was this place good?" or "Was this place bad?"
Yeah, yeah.
"Are you a composer?" They ask me like that.
Yeah.
In short, I'm far from the correct melody, so I don't think I'm composing it myself.
That's the first time I've heard that.
It's not like you're off pitch or anything like that.
It's like, "It's a melody line full of originality."
That's a really good way of putting it.
Yeah.
Huh? Why...
But it's just my opinion.
Why did you want to become an artist?
Oh, but like...
There's a lot of work at festivals right now, and I'm getting more involved with artists.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I get to work with idols like this.
I think a song can move people.
Wow, I totally get you.
That's what I think.
Like, when you're asked to give it a try, it's easier for you to fill in those five minutes with a song than with Japanese art.
I cry a little every day.
Wow, I'm happy.
I'm really happy about that.
It's like I'm crying for something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, this girl...
She's a little...
She doesn't look like she's in a good mood.
I thought she was really straight-forward.
I'm glad you came.
Thank you for coming.
I came for free.
For free!
You don't have much work in January and April.
I didn't go because I paid for it.
I hope you'll have more work in February.
It was a free live show.
I see.
I'll do my best to work with you again.
You can do it.
Thank you.
I have a project I want to do with you.
What is it?
I'll call the president.
President!
It'll take some time.
Can we do a project together?
Jump rope?
I was talking with Matsumura.
He's the president.
I was wondering if he had a manager with that name.
He's the president, isn't he?
He is.
I gave him a random answer.
A random answer?
If I knew he was the president, I would have used polite language.
I'm the president.
Where are you?
I'm Matsumura.
Thank you for waiting, I'm Matsumura.
I can only see you.
I can't see you.
There you are.
I saw you through the screen.
It's surreal.
I didn't know you were here.
First of all, I don't usually do a talk show.
That's true.
I don't talk here.
It's my job to wave my hand.
I'm always told where the microphone is.
I don't pick it up if it's not here.
That's funny.
Now, it's time for a project.
This is the project I want to do with you.
Guess Tonyou's gesture.
What is it?
Is it me?
Tonyou is good at gesture games.
I can't do it.
I don't move much.
Is it this?
Only you can see the question.
I see.
You look at her gestures and guess what it is.
I see.
I'll do it without joking.
Seriously.
No, I'll do it all jokingly.
All jokingly?
Yes, all jokingly.
Let's guess it.
I want to guess it.
I'll give you the question right away.
Let's go until you answer it.
I'll give you the correct answer.
I should guess it, right?
You can't see it, right?
It's easy.
I can do it.
Really?
Nice to meet you, Tony.
Nice to meet you, too.
Are you me?
Yes, you are me.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Ready, go!
I know it.
Social dance.
Correct.
You can do it.
Yes.
Sumo.
Correct.
I said "sakami" for a moment.
Jumping sideways.
Jumping sideways?
Close.
What is it?
You don't know the word, do you?
What is it?
Until you answer it.
I know the gesture, but...
It's your vocabulary.
You can say it with gestures.
What is it?
Side step.
Why English all of a sudden?
It's close.
Side step.
Move sideways.
You can't say it like that.
Tony, let me answer it first.
How do you answer it?
Let me answer it.
Wait a minute.
It's just your face and gestures like this.
What?
You can do it.
I'm scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared.
Well, you can see him behind my back.
You can see his back of the face.
Yes, do you best, MOBU.
Is this...
Yes, you pass, you pass me, we'll do it again later.
Yes, this.
I'm scared!
Fireworks! Fireworks!
Something fell.
Fireworks! Fireworks!
Fireworks!
Mario!
Correct!
Wow, wow!
The power of soy milk!
Rainbow jump!
Wow!
It's a team that's been married for about 40 years.
Horseback riding!
Ah, but it's close, it's close!
Horse riding!
Close, close!
Horse girl!
Ah, it's a little...
Ah, merry-go-round!
Correct!
Wow!
Yes!
Fly from a difficult hand!
Runway, runway!
Model, model's...
If you say it as a whole...
Model walk!
Parikore, parikore, parikore!
If you say it as a whole...
Say it more simply!
This event's name is...
Ah, fashion show!
Correct!
Yes!
Shoryuken! Amazing! Very amazing!
Ice skate! Close!
Asadamao!
Very close! Very close!
Even if you can see it, you're wearing the same pants!
You're wearing the same pants as Mob!
Triple roots!
What is "triple roots"? Why do you have so many roots?
Ballet! Ballet! Ballerina!
What do you call it? This sport?
Isn't it ballet?
No, the first one is correct.
Bodybuilding!
No, the first one is correct.
Ice skate! Skater! Skater!
What is Asadamao's sport?
Ice skate!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary! The way you're dressed is scary!
You don't have a face and you're so close!
Scary!
You don't know the words.
Yes!
He's throwing it, isn't he?
Is it badminton?
I'm scared!
What? I'm scared!
I'm scared!
- Yumeji! - It's a festival, isn't it?
- Ah, bowling? - It's not that intense, is it?
- It's a festival, isn't it? - A festival? - A festival.
It's famous in Brazil.
- Ah, um... - I said it first. I said it first.
Yes, it's not Brazil.
- Um... - Yes?
- Bimbo dance. - Bimbo dance.
- Ah, samba! - Ah, samba!
- What about samba? - Samba is...
- Ribot dance? - Ribot dance is no good.
- Ah, I see. - Yes.
- Isn't it difficult? - I don't know much about it.
You can do it.
- I'm scared! I'm scared! - I'm scared of being stared at!
- I'm scared! - I'm scared!
Is it that hard?
Well, that's how it is.
That's how it is.
Judo? Judo?
Well...
I'm scared!
I don't know if I fell or not.
I'm sleepy. I'm sleepy.
Can you fall at the right time for me?
What are you doing?
I'm scared.
Go, Yoshimoto!
Baseball. Player's name, player's name.
-Ohtani Shohei! -Correct.
The one on the left is...
-Kuroincho-san! -Correct.
-Yes! -His face!
-His face! His face! His face! -Show me your happy face!
His face is scary!
The back side is flat, but how is it attached?
-So, if you can't tell which one is which, it's this one. -It's "reverse side jump".
-And "figure skate". -Figure skate?
-And "Rio's Carnival". -Rio's Carnival is hard!
-Wow! -But, Kuroincho-san, you're amazing!
-You should know what you're saying! -I'm sorry!
-This is the first time I'm getting angry at a relaxed character! -You know!
-I know you're young, but... -I'm sorry!
-You don't know what you're saying! -I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
-It's a game! -I'm sorry!
-If you get serious with that gesture, it's scary! -I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
-I'm sorry! I'm sorry! -It's a game where you get excited!
-I'm sorry! I'm sorry! -Relaxed characters don't get this excited!
-I'm sorry! I'm sorry! -You're so cool!
-I'm sorry! I'll be careful, really! -Kuroincho-san, your chair...
-Thank you! -Thank you!
-My back hurts, too! -Your back looks like it hurts!
-Amazing! -Really...
-Someone wrote that they can see your idol side! -Really?
-My idol side? -The dance and all...
-Does that mean you're able to do it? -Then, I guess I'll become an idol!
-He said he'll become an idol instead of a mobster! -That's a little in the way...
-Yay! -I can't even ride a car for free...
-You're a pump high ace, aren't you? -No, I'm fine with moving trains!
-Even today, I was able to ride a round train! -Even today, you were able to ride a round train!
-It's a round train! -When you move, do you move with soy milk?
-Why do you ask me that when you're streaming? -I'm sorry! I didn't think you were that taboo!
-I'm sorry! I'll move with soy milk, of course! Because it's soy milk! -Because it's soy milk!
-What do you mean you don't have it? -I'm handing it out to humans!
-Oh, you're handing it out to humans! -Yes!
-It's stuck in my head. -I don't know why, but it's saying "haha" in my head.
-Oh, I see! -You must be tired.
-Let's take a break. The soymilk... -You don't give water to the guests for this event, do you?
-Oh, water... -No, no, I got it. I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry for the short period of time. -This is...
-Where did you get it from? -You can eat rice balls, too.
-But you can eat it normally. -Yes.
-Please be careful of the amount. -Hold my hand.
-This is a cup, so... -I'm scared!
-You broke the rule! You broke it! -What? What?
-I'm the one who decides the rules! -What are you saying?
-You're not the one who decides it! -I'm sorry. I'm scared of the soymilk.
-I'm the one who decides the rules! -What are you saying?
-Isn't the soymilk not enough? -Please be careful. Please be careful of the amount.
-I'm scared! I'm scared!
-You tricked me! You poisoned me!
What is this?
It's water.
Mr. Kurei!
You can't ask for water.
This is all we have.
I'm tired.
Are you stupid?
It's my first time meeting you.
I'm sorry.
You're right.
Are you doing this for the first time meeting me?
You're right.
Thank you very much.
Soy milk with longan.
It's good for women's beauty to mix lemon and soy milk.
What about longan?
I don't know.
Don't you know about longan?
If longan is too strong, soy milk hardens.
I see.
It's like yogurt.
I see.
I don't do it.
Can you drink soy milk?
Of course, I can.
What kind of soy milk do you like?
I like Korean soy milk.
Korean soy milk.
I use it for cooking.
You can cook.
I have a cookbook.
It's the same as my leader.
He is green.
Is that so?
Then, you can replace him.
You're right.
We are almost the same.
He is a new leader.
Can you build a bridge for me?
Of course, I can.
Can you build a bridge?
Of course, I can.
Can you hold the microphone for me?
You can't do it.
Are you okay?
What? What?
You can do it!
Can I see it?
Your butt!
It depends on the angle.
You're stupid!
Your butt is up there.
You're doing it like a mob.
Close your eyes.
End.
We still have time.
Let's do a common sense quiz.
Common sense quiz.
Common sense quiz?
Let's do it.
This one.
What is "nhk" in abbreviation?
Can you write it down?
No, I can't.
I will say it out loud.
I know it.
Let's do it.
One, two...
"Nihon hikikomori kyokai"
What?
You said it with all your might.
"Nihon hikikomori kyokai"
What about me?
"Nihon koku"
What is it?
Is it enough?
The answer is...
"Nihon housou kyokai"
It was close.
I can't remember it.
It was close.
I heard soy milk is white.
I eat soy milk.
I won a quiz show on the web.
What?
Say it seriously.
Seriously?
Okay, I will say it seriously.
Next one.
What is "doremifa sora shido" in abbreviation?
I know it.
What?
I guessed it.
Why did you guess it?
I did it in Osaka.
Why didn't you do it in advance?
I didn't know it.
I told you!
The author is the same.
The author!
The one who was in the dressing room!
The author of "sakasa ga baki baki".
"Futten" is low.
"Kalsium" is not enough.
"Soy milk" is not enough.
"Soy milk" is rich in protein.
"Kalsium" is not enough.
What is "doremifa sora shido" in abbreviation?
I will say it.
You say it.
One, two...
Music is a common language.
It is a common language in the world.
Incorrect!
Italian!
It's Italian.
Wow!
For now, it's wrong.
For now...
It's a common language in the world.
Let's move on.
What is IQ?
Wow!
What is IQ?
What is it?
IQ?
Yes.
What is it?
IQ.
What is it?
You don't have to answer it in English.
Say it in Japanese.
In Japanese?
Yes.
In Japanese?
Yes, in Japanese.
It's a four-letter word.
A four-letter word?
A four-letter word.
You don't know it at all.
Don't you know it?
No, I remembered it.
It's a four-letter word.
What is IQ?
IQ, right?
Tony, what is your answer?
Well...
You can go first.
Wait a minute.
Aren't you trying to get inspired?
Aren't you?
Isn't it like that?
Shall I say it first?
What is IQ?
One, two...
Intelligence level.
You can't say it in English.
Tony, what is your answer?
Well...
Detection.
It's a four-letter word.
Detection is okay?
IQ.
Detection is okay?
So, here is your answer.
Wow, that's close!
Intelligence level.
Isn't Mob's brain smarter?
It's really close, isn't it?
If you say intelligence level...
Okay, next.
Soy milk sauce got mad at me.
From now on...
It's the real thing.
Okay, here is your answer.
What does "shoe" in "shoe cream" mean?
Do you know it?
It's famous, isn't it?
I don't know.
Why do you want to kiss me all of a sudden?
Do you think it's better for me to be stupid?
There you are!
Why me?
You shouldn't talk like that in front of everyone.
It was really painful, wasn't it?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't know.
What is "choux cream" and "choux" in Japanese?
I don't know.
There is a hint for "choux cream" in Japanese.
I know what it is.
It's not "mokei".
"Mokei".
Let me say it.
What is "choux cream" and "choux" in Japanese?
“The puppy!”
The “spider” sounds good.
"choux" sounds like "kumo".
What is “dounyou dan” ?
It's...
“Lettuce”
“Usui Boke”
Don't care about it!
“Usui Boke”
I'm sure of it.
“Lettuce”
“Small (usui)”
“Usui Boke”
You missed so many questions.
You shouldn't have guessed it.
No, no.
I shouldn't have guessed it.
“Usui boke” and “lettuce”.
You missed so many questions.
You shouldn't have missed them all.
I'll do it seriously next time.
This is the last one.
Is it difficult?
If you pass the last one, you will get all bonuses.
Yes, you will get bonuses.
If you miss “dounyou dan,” I will give you water.
The water (mizu)
It’s not “water (mizu)”.
What is "OK (daijoubu)"'s opposite language?
“OK (daijoubu)”, “No problem (montai nai)”.
It’s not “OK (daijoubu)”.
Did you say it yourself?
I can still do it.
“It’s okay (Daijoubu)”
What is "OK (daijoubu)"'s opposite language?
“It’s okay (Daijoubu)”
It’s like we are saying “the” instead of “the” in Japanese.
“It’s okay (Daijoubu)”
Can you do it, Tony?
Yes.
Let's do it.
What is "OK (daijoubu)"'s opposite language?
“It’s okay (Daijoubu)”
“I can’t (Muri)”
It's close.
The answer is...
“Dabe”
Wow!
It's almost correct.
I hope you are not infected with it.
Let's do it, Tony.
Tony...
Ouch! Sorry.
I can't drink it because of my hand.
I know you can remove it.
Let's go this way, Toyo-san.
You're right. There is another way.
Yes, there is.
There is another way.
Tea, please.
I'll give you tea.
Tea, please.
Are you really thirsty?
Today...
You know, this morning...
You only drank water when you took medicine.
Did you take medicine?
I don't have such a day.
You're mistaken.
Then, let's go.
Give me something that I can react to.
What?
This is really hard.
He can do it.
Why? It's not good at all.
This is really bad.
Give me something stronger.
This is just a little tasty.
I think he's used to drinking.
I'm doing it. I often drink on stage.
You're drinking, aren't you?
You're too used to drinking.
I think it's really bad.
What? Are you kidding me?
It's true.
What should we do?
Let's do it again.
Let's cut it out for now.
No, it's a live broadcast.
You're more stoic than anyone else.
You're the most reactionable person I've ever seen.
You're more stoic than anyone else.
I'm thirsty.
Cut it out.
He's making me cut it out.
I haven't drunk water since this morning.
You're a deja vu.
Thank you.
I'll go now.
Thank you very much.
I got a good one.
You're fast.
I drank it once.
You're amazing.
I can do it now.
I got a good one.
This is really good. It's too cheap.
Really?
It's working for me.
You're a hyper soy milk.
Thank you, soy milk.
Thank you very much.
I got a good one.
This was the gesture game segment.
Thank you very much.
It's like a tweak.
It's really funny.
Sometimes you lose it.
Thank you very much.
It's really a variety show.
Thank you.
I'm glad you like it.
It's amazing.
Thank you very much.
I thought it would be nice if you laughed a little bit.
It's quite a big explosion in this talk event.
Thank you very much.
With that in mind, let's look at the tickets.
The tickets are sold out now.
Yes.
They're sold out.
You're kidding me, right?
They're sold out.
When I saw you in the dressing room, you didn't show up much.
You showed up only three or four.
Three.
Three, right?
You reacted like you didn't show up at all in the dressing room.
Yes, yes, yes.
But you didn't care about me at all.
Right?
It was just funny.
But...
But I haven't bought a ticket yet, either.
Oh!
That means...
Well...
Oh!
Before that, I'd like to confirm one thing.
Is it okay for you to go there?
You want me to wear this dress, right?
On the contrary?
If you wear this dress, can I take a picture with you?
Of course you can.
I want you to wear this dress.
Can I?
Yes, you can.
Then I'll go.
Really?
How do you buy a ticket?
It's 1,000 yen.
I'll pay with cash.
Cash?
Yes.
What?
Really?
He was walking around with cash in his pocket.
Wow!
What?
Oh, you're right.
The staff said you weren't there.
What?
I'm so happy.
I want you to take a picture with me.
In front of the dressing room.
Yesterday, when I went to Appare-san's concert, there were a lot of flags.
Not flags, but you took a picture with me.
We have the same shape.
It's great.
When I gave out soymilk, you made a huge fryer for me.
You helped me a lot.
I'm so happy.
Thank you.
How many tickets do you have?
One.
Thank you!
Wow!
So...
One sold out!
Thank you, Tony!
Tony, you can take photos, but do you have cell phones?
Cell phones?
Yes!
They're all in here!
I know it says "ATM" but it's really an ATM!
It's not just "ATM", it's in here too!
Can I?
It's a smartphone-only handbag!
Thank you!
Can you take photos for me?
Clap, clap, clap, clap!
But for those who cut their own belly,
this is the first time for me.
Thank you very much!
So, on March 31st,
I look forward to working with you!
Ah, it's hard, right?
It's hard, right?
These tickets are also, you know...
Souvenirs?
There are so many of them!
What?
Cute booklets...
I'll put it next to my organ.
More and more souvenirs...
Souvenirs you gave me...
They are so cute, aren't they?
Ah, by the way,
you can buy them online, right?
Yes, you can buy one for 1,200 yen online.
A fan bought two of them.
Thank you!
Buy more!
Even though you bought two,
in the 8th room...
No, in the 6th room,
you can buy this plush Tenko
and another plush Tenko of a different character.
It's so hard!
And this little figure of Tenko.
It's packed in a cardboard box.
Wow! You can save up your stock quickly!
Yes! Even though I'm small,
if I have a little bit of confidence,
I can push my bad stock
and save it up!
You have to save it up as soon as possible!
Thank you very much!
Please buy it online!
Thank you!
It's quite spacious!
I'll leave my ticket here.
Can I give it to you now?
Ah, it's service time!
Take a look!
Thank you for your ticket!
Where is it?
It's here...
You should buy it too!
Ah! Should I buy it?
Ah!
Now?
If you buy it now,
can we take a picture together?
But I heard that a lot of Tonyou fans don't take pictures for a moment.
That's right.
Right?
We don't want to take pictures of everyone.
That's right.
"Today's event is so exciting! Let's take a group picture together!"
Yes, yes.
We usually take pictures of about three people.
We don't take pictures of everyone.
We only take pictures of Tonyou fans when we come to Birakumari.
You look the same as before.
That's right.
You don't change your makeup at all.
If you look at me in the camera, you might think I'm taking a picture of my soul.
I see.
I'm a bit of a Showa person.
Well, well, well...
There are a lot of people.
Only one person is taking a picture.
Only one.
I'm starting to recognize Tonyou fans, too.
Yes.
There's also a God Ticket at Aiman.
Yes, thank you very much.
If you have one and raise your hand, Tonyou will come and sell it for you.
He said he was working on weekdays.
That's right.
It starts at 7 p.m. at night.
I don't have a job.
That's great!
I'm so bored that I change my clothes.
I'm glad I got fired.
Thank you very much.
But one day I'll have my own booth, too.
That's right.
I'd be happy if you could help me with that.
Is it March 31st?
Yes, it's March 31st.
That's when my story begins.
Wow!
Everyone takes pictures of me that day.
Tonyou fans say, "I'll be back in three years."
On that day, I started to look like a fool.
Why?
On the contrary...
If you have a big goal...
Yes.
If you achieve it...
My father was like that, too.
What happened to your father?
I was suddenly rejected.
Rejection...
Maybe you'll become a spiritual person.
Yes, I will.
Really?
You see this blue part?
Yes, yes, yes.
It'll turn white.
I see.
No, no, no.
I'll continue to work hard in various directions.
It's about time for us to say goodbye.
See you next time!
If you haven't bought it yet, you'll get points from Tonyou-san, so...
- Are you ready? - Ready for what?
- Yes. - Oh, I didn't ask you.
- If you're thinking of buying it now, Tonyou-san... - That's right!
He's looking! He's been looking down for a while now.
Well, you can buy it behind Tonyou-san after it's over, so you can get Tonyou-san's autograph...
No, no, it's the worst! I'm going to do something at the site!
- You're going to do something at the site! - You might be able to see a historical moment!
It's a historical moment, it's the beginning of it!
- You might be able to do something for the first time at Budokan! - At Budokan...
Maybe you can do an opening act, starting with Tonyou-san!
- No, it's crowdfunding, you know... - Yes, yes, yes!
- It's like an opening act... - Yes, if you get 100 people, you can do an opening act.
- I would have been really busy if it was a transfer or something like that... - Right?
- I wish you could have done it at that time... - No, really...
It takes about 5 minutes for a relaxed character, so I really wanted you to do it!
But if you stand there, you'll end up at Budokan...
Even if you don't do it, Tonyou-san, it's a one-man show.
- I'll definitely stand up and do it! - Stand up and do it!
- I'll definitely do it! - I'll do something for you, just for 31 days!
Yes, so I would be happy if you could buy it!
- So, is that okay? - I'll go home now.
Are you okay?
- No, really... - Yes!
- It's just me! - No, it's not like that...
- Yes, so Tonyou-san! - Yes!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
But it's like, you just bought it right away!
Well, like, the variety...
- It was really fun! Thank you very much! - Yes!
- You can just buy it like that, right? - That's right!
- Um, please be careful! - Can I have two of these?
- Yes! - Can I have two of these?
- Two of them? - Two of them!
Oh, two of them! Oh, two of them! Wait a minute, it's still...
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute...
Yes, oh, wow, there's a lot of tickets!
Yes, thank you very much!
Oh, yes, thank you very much!
Oh, wow, there's a lot of stuff!
Thank you very much for your cooperation!
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With that said, we'll have a five-minute break!
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